Lone Star Legends Mastiffs

07/10/2024

THE DREAM THAT MANY WILL NOT UNDERSTAND:

My Dogs are my personal dream.
One day when I am very old and when I cannot walk anymore, it will be in my heart as a trophy of my memories.

Every time I am with my dogs, I think about how wonderful they are.

I stopped talking about it to those who do not understand, and I learned to communicate with others of the same mindset.

I have met some amazing people I now call friends from all over this big world because of my dogs. We are bound together by unbreakable threads of loving companionship, joyful barking, the patter of paws on floors, the quiet breathing of dogs at peace.

I spent money that I did not have, giving up many things, but all these things are not worth even one special moment with my dogs.

They are not just a pet or a thing that I own, they are the lost part of my soul and my spirit.

And when someone says to me: "It's just a dog", ... I do not answer. I just swing my head and smile.

A dog..... only the person who loves them understands it.

Wishing good Karma to my friends and all their dogs...

And the adventure continues. .

07/03/2024

Warning- Brag Post!!

Another awesome show in the books! Despite being long, hot and tiresome show, this dynamic due produced excellent results. J&P K9 This Girl Is On FIRE! (aka Blaze) took 3 Winners Bitch, 3 Best of Breed, 2 Group 1 Adult and a BEST IN SHOW.

Not be be outdone with little training at her 1st show, baby sister Mama's Fifty Shades of Grey Mistess of Mayhem (aka Maya) took 2 Reserve Winners, 1 Winners Bitch, 2 Best of Breed Jr, 1 Best of Breed, 2 Group 1 Jr, 2 Group 2 Adult.

Special thanks to Stacey Johnson John Seibel International Canine Kennel Club, Judge Ken Hapgood (tough judge and our harshest critic) for Blaze's BIS along with all the other judges for our awards at Sunday's show, and Kristen Bow and others for "back up" handling.
Patty Vargas
Elesha Pledger

07/03/2024

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I'm not crying 😢😭

09/20/2022

True story...

If I passed before my dog(s), I would ask for permission to return just to say goodbye; to let my dog(s) know that God called me, and that I didn't abandon them.

I would tell them I want them to take care of themself (and each other), and that in the meantime, I'll be waiting for them.

I would give them one last kiss, one last hug, and tell them that they are the best things that have ever happened to me. That I have loved each with all my heart & I've loved them the most.

If I pass first, give me permission to tell them that. And especially to tell them that when we finally meet again, it will be forever.

- Anonymous

09/02/2022

This made me LOL

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Mastiff .

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Mastiffs comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Mastiff ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Mastiff suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Mastiff to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Mastiff comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Mastiffs zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Mastiff is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the guarding chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Mastiff

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from elsewhere**

06/30/2022

TRUTH!!!

06/24/2022

Come out Saturday to meet J&P K9's Heaven With a Wild Side - aka The Mighty Rampage!!

10/06/2020

Absolutely the hardest thing that comes with owning a pet, and yet we are there every single time, if possible. They are our family and that was our commitment “to the end”. I can’t imagine one of my dogs leaving me if they could be there and roles were reversed.

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