03/08/2024
Tony and Tiger love to help with yarn projects. Do you have crafty cats too?
Orla here.
And I wanna know if there are any good cat lawyers out there 'cos I believe my sister, Oakley, is entitled to financial compensation from Linda.
You see, it's like this: Oakley spent hours and hours working on her magnificent craft project the other night, and I mean, really magnificent.
A meowster piece!
She pulled out all the stops when she discovered Linda's stash of craft materials.
In the first instance, it wasn't easy for little Oakley to manoeuvre her way into the craft cupboard. It took quite some doing.
And Linda doesn't appreciate the effort Oakley put into pushing all those heavy boxes off the shelves.
Boxes of crochet hooks and knitting needles and yarn and ribbons and buttons and beads and embroidery threads and lace and fabric and...
Well, I could go on all day listing the stuff Oakley had to sift through to find just the right materials for her project.
To be honest, she may have had a little help from me in pulling all the boxes out and emptying them on the floor, but I can hardly take credit for her hard work. Although I did help her find the stuff she was looking for.
Unfortunately we weren't able to open the tubes of paint, but we did try.
And the paintbrushes were fun to play with, but we couldn't really put them to much use.
The other stuff was good though.
We tried a lot of different combinations and themes but in the end, Oakley decided to do a collage of everything.
When she was done, the entire floor was covered in beautiful shiny beads and silken threads with a nice mix of lace and ribbon and a touch of satin here, a hint of velvet there.
Some buttons strewn about for effect and some floofy pink yarn to bring it all together.
Oh!
And some crocheted granny squares we found in a bag.
Although some of them started to unravel before the project was done.
Nevertheless, the effect was just stunning.
Or so WE thought...
But when that Linda woman walked in, she freaked out.
And now we have been banned from ever going in the arts and craft cupboard again.
Or from using any of those lovely materials for our future creative endeavours.
It's really not fair, don't you think?
Why would she want to stifle our artistic talents?
But wait, it gets even worse!
Not only did she banish us to the bathroom when we tried to prevent her from dismantling my sister's carefully created project, but she wouldn't even let us help her tidy everything up.
We did try, honestly, we did, but she just yelled at us and put us both in the bathroom.
We weren't even allowed to have a sip of her coffee.
She's not big on sharing, that woman. No way.
All I managed was one lick of the cupcake before she snatched up her coffee and her cupcake and then next minute, we're in the bathroom.
We were stuck in there for ages and ages!
Then finally she came to get us and let us back into our room but all the craft stuff had just magically disappeared. And now there's a new lock on that cupboard and we can't get to all the cool stuff to express our creativity.
Sigh...
I was so looking forward to zhuzhing up our litter box with some sequins.
Don't you think it would have looked lovely and sparkly if we'd tossed a few sequins in with the litter?
Yeah.
I thought so.
And why SHE can't see it that way too is beyond me.
She's so unreasonable, that Linda woman!
Like I said, at the beginning, I think we're entitled to be making a claim of some sort.
What are your thoughts?