29/06/2025
💘 Dave, 1.5 yo, Tuxedo, Single, Not Ready to Mingle (with other cats) 💘
Status: Emotionally available
Orientation: Dog-lover, cat-hater
Zodiac Sign: Probably a Leo
Love Language: Smothering
Cost: Adoption fee waived
📍 Currently crashing in foster care in Simpsonville, Sc
📩 Looking for: A long-term, monogamous relationship with a human who doesn’t mind being followed to the bathroom.
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About Me:
Hi, I’m Dave. I’m 1.5 years old, neutered, fully vaccinated, FeLV/FIV negative, dewormed, on flea prevention, microchipped, and emotionally damaged just enough to be endearing. I’ve been returned THREE times for being “too needy” and “not vibing with other cats.” I don’t want to vibe with other cats. I want YOU. All to myself.
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Likes:
🐶 Dogs (all of them, forever)
🧶 Hair ties (especially the ones you need)
🛋️ Neck cuddles that may leave you short of breath
🗣️ Intense, unsolicited conversations
🚗 Car rides and being the main character
🎵 Whispering your name softly at 2 a.m. because I love you
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Dislikes:
😾 Cats. Any cat. All cats.
🚪 Closed doors
📵 Being left on read (or left at all)
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Ideal First Date:
We lock eyes across the living room. I leap into your arms. You cancel all your plans. We spend the next 12–15 years in blissful codependency while your dog and I form a blood pact of friendship.
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Looking For:
A human with no other cats, unlimited affection, and a loose grip on personal boundaries. If you’re into stage-five clingers with gorgeous tuxedo markings and the emotional depth of a Victorian poet, I’m your man.
Let’s trauma bond. 💘
📩 Apply now. I won’t be ghosted a fourth time.
No adoption fee.
sccommunitycatproject.com/adopt
[email protected]