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Bodacious Beards We are a hobbits breeder of Heath tested Miniature Schnauzers.

Our goal is to produce happy and healthy puppies that will go on to be adopted by their Fur-Ever family �

All 3 babies are now ✨ RESERVED ✨Photos by Christy Jones with Christy's Cute Cuts after their grooming 🥰 NFS
07/05/2022

All 3 babies are now ✨ RESERVED ✨

Photos by Christy Jones with Christy's Cute Cuts after their grooming 🥰

NFS

Clean pen & Lunch time! 🥰
27/04/2022

Clean pen & Lunch time! 🥰

27/04/2022

Play Time!

27/04/2022

The babies are doing amazing with their litter pan training 🥰

The babies got their play pen upgrade today 🥰 from the first picture to the rest. They are doing so well with their litt...
27/04/2022

The babies got their play pen upgrade today 🥰 from the first picture to the rest. They are doing so well with their litter pan training. I’ll upload videos next 🙂

So far no messes, they’ve all searched out and found their ♻️ litter pan with success!

Babies will be 6 weeks on Thursday, and will be ready to go May 12th 🥰

Bella, Bauer, and Bash 💕Pm the page for more Info!
26/04/2022

Bella, Bauer, and Bash 💕

Pm the page for more Info!

Puppy snuggles this morning! Roxy had her 3 babies the night before last. S&P boy at my neck, S&P girl, and S&P Parti Bo...
19/03/2022

Puppy snuggles this morning! Roxy had her 3 babies the night before last. S&P boy at my neck, S&P girl, and S&P Parti Boy 🥰 the two boys are Available.

Roxy 🥰
05/03/2022

Roxy 🥰

Beau 🥰
02/03/2022

Beau 🥰

Piper 🥰
02/03/2022

Piper 🥰

Hi everyone! I would like to announce Beau and Roxy’s upcoming litter 🥰 Roxy is due Mid March. I will start taking depos...
22/02/2022

Hi everyone! I would like to announce Beau and Roxy’s upcoming litter 🥰 Roxy is due Mid March. I will start taking deposits soon for 2nd 3rd and 4th place picks. I can’t wait to see all the new babies!! 🥰🥰

30/08/2021

Not my post but loved it and made me laugh 😂.

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your schnauzer. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:
Although your schnauzer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the schnauzer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your schnauzer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your schnauzer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your schnauzer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Bu**er lugs
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
Little turd
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
Barkyarse

Software: Your schnauzer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whattheheck operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your schnauzer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now. 😆 🤣

💙 Archer has found his forever family 💙 Sold Pending pick upDue to no fault of his own, Archer is still available! Minia...
20/08/2021

💙 Archer has found his forever family 💙

Sold Pending pick up

Due to no fault of his own, Archer is still available!

Miniature Schnauzer
Male
Salt and Pepper Parti
17 weeks old
microchipped with AKC reunite
CKC registration
Doggy door trained
Litter box trained
UTD on vaccines
Clear of any parasites
12lbs (estimated adult weight 17-18lbs)
Both parents are clear of any genetic abnormalities
Front dew claws removed
Tail docked

Located in Jonesboro, AR.

Message the page for more info.

13/07/2021

Archer and Alice are still available. My 2 sons and I have been down with sinus infections for the last 2.5 week, but we are feeling much better! I plan to get Archer and Alice groomed again and take new photos and videos 🥰 They have gotten so big! They will be 12 weeks on the 15th!

Alice and archer have started crate training since they are the last 2 babies left 🥰 they have done wonderful so far! Ar...
25/06/2021

Alice and archer have started crate training since they are the last 2 babies left 🥰 they have done wonderful so far! Archer didn’t make a peep, and Alice told me all about it for about 5 mins and decided it was time for a nappy-poo 😂 they have been upgraded to the Adult dogs area to help with transitioning and socializing 💕

24/06/2021

Angel, Anna, Ava, Arthur, Albie and Apollo have gone home with their new Familes 💕

Alice and Archer are still available 💕

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Puppies Playing
Puppies Playing

Play Time!

Litter pan training Puppies
Litter pan training Puppies

The babies are doing amazing with their litter pan training 🥰

Puppies are doing amazing at litter box training! Pellets are recycled newspaper♻️ 7 weeks old tomorrow! 💙Featured baby is Albie💙

Meal time!
Meal time!

Brunch for the babies! Now Accepting deposits! Everyone is Available. Pm the page for more information.

The babies had their first mush meal today! They are 4 weeks old today and had their second dose of wormer. They will have their 3rd dose at 5 weeks and 4th dose at 6 weeks.

Sweet babies 🥰

Puppy kicks! I am pretty sure they are fighting in there lol

Sweet puppy kicks!

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