Envy Equine LLC.

12/15/2025

Sorry babes, I’ve got dreams to live ❤️

11/26/2025

✨ Officially Mounted ✨
This is one of those times I really wish for a round pen or a super solid, experienced ground person.
But alas, it’s just little ole me alone with a horse in this big old indoor.
Harper’s first ride may not have gotten as much done as I typically shoot for, but this 4yr old is well behind the curve and came lacking any real idea on how to be a solid equine citizen. In just a touch over 30 days she made some real progress, just a little slower than most, and that’s perfectly ok! Every horse is on ther own time line and has different needs. Being as reactive and high strung as she is, just a few walk steps without exploding on ride one is a win in my books. Praying progress from here continues to be smooth and uneventful.
**tstarting

11/25/2025

❗️TRAINING OPENINGS ❗️

Due to cancellations I’ve had a few very limited spots become available for full time training.

🟢 C**t Starting (90 day minimum)
🟢 Tune ups & Refreshers
🟢 Finishing & Refinement
🟢 Barrel Racing
🟢 Ranch Riding

Looking to fill ONE spot for
- December
- January FILLED
- February FILLED
- May
- June

⚫️ Non-refundable deposit is required to secure spot.
⚫️Horses must be current on coggins and vaccines.
⚫️Horses must have had a dental within the last year and wolf teeth removed if applicable.

📍Kittanning, PA

11/19/2025

Harper is nearing her first ride after profound response to slow, methodical, biomechanically correct In-hand work. This frisky red tb mare was way behind the eight ball with her start in life, arriving to training with very minimal handling and absolutely no concept of how to exist as a solid citizen in the human world. She is riddled with anxiety and displaced energy, but I’m praying a solid new start and foundation will set her on the path to success. She is such a beautifully well built and athletic mare, it’d be a shame for any other result despite her beginnings.
**tstarting

11/13/2025

Remi boy almost at the end of his 90 day c**t start
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11/06/2025

THIS HORSE… is my all time favorite horse I’ve ever started.
And he is offered FOR SALE. Ughhhh if I had the means to make him mine (i already tried to trade my mare and her upcoming foal lol) I would in a heart beat but someone needs to snag this cool dude up. He will be so versatile for anything you want to do with him. He wants to be super handy, do the job well, and is naturally talented. He has that sort of cocky presence to him that makes champions. He’s got probably under 75 rides at this point.
Coming 4yr old AQHA by IStyle. Message me if you want more info but I’m telling you, this guy is THE ONE and I’m not just saying that.

11/06/2025

Today was actually her best day yet!
**tstarting

10/27/2025

Session number 1 for Miss Harper. Learning to move off the feel of the halter and start respecting some boundaries. Lots of work to be done!
**tstarting

10/24/2025

New arrival
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10/14/2025

The stop always impresses 😂
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08/07/2025

Worth the share

How to Become an Armchair Equestrian Expert (AEE) In Just 5 Easy Steps! 🐴🛋️💻

Tired of watching people actually ride horses while you bravely battle equestrian injustice from your couch? Want to correct horse owners online with unsolicited advice? Then saddle up, champ—here’s your foolproof guide to becoming a keyboard warrior of the equestrian world:

1. Forget Experience—Google Is Your Trainer 🧠📲
Why waste time mucking stables or riding when a quick Google search and two episodes of “Heartland” will tell you everything you need to know about training, vet care, and Olympic-level show jumping? Wikipedia never lies.

2. Find Forums and Facebook Groups—Then Lurk & Pounce 🕵️‍♂️💬
Join every equestrian group known to man. Wait for someone to post about a minor issue like “my horse seems stiff on the left rein,” and then attack. Bonus points if you suggest they’re abusing their horse —because that one video clip tells you everything.

3. Use Phrases Like “Back in My Day” and “Any Real Horseperson Would Know…” 🧓🎓
Even if your “day” was a weekly group lesson at the local riding school , claim ancient wisdom. Drop vague, non-helpful advice like “horses just need respect” or “you need to show him who’s boss” with no further explanation.

4. Dismiss Professionals—You Know Better 🏆🤷‍♀️
Vets, farriers, trainers with decades of experience? Amateurs, clearly. You read one sponsored blog on equine biomechanics, so you obviously know more than someone who went to vet school.

5. Never Admit You’re Wrong—Double Down Instead 💪🔥
If someone challenges your advice with actual evidence or experience, accuse them of being “an idiot”. The true mark of an armchair expert is never retreating, no matter how wrong you are. It’s called confidence!

And remember, the more reactions your comment gets, the more respected you are in the AEE community.

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Congratulations! You are now certified in Unsolicited Advice, Armchair Equestrian Expert edition. No horses were helped in the making of your expertise—but your ego? Impeccably groomed.