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28 punny-named divas and 1 ridiculous chicken-tender father.
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04/17/2024

fo’ shizzle my frizzle.

12/12/2023

🎄 13 DAYS OF BAWKWARD: COVER🎄

it’s time for the annual countdown to the christmas holiday with 13 incredibly awkward chicken pictures. over the next 13 days, i’ll be sharing the pictures from my 2023 “bawkward: the buff edition” calendar 🫣 can you think of a better way to ring in the holidays!? the answer is of course no.

just like in years past, i will also be giving away thirteen of 2024’s “bawkward: vest dressed” calendars. simply share this post to your story, tag me in your post, and you will be entered!

10/06/2023

they say not to have favorites, but…

🐔: kelly cluckson

10/03/2023

all my OG hens are starting to kick the bucket—i’m down 2 in 2 weeks. 🙄

i lost biddie white yesterday—the one who inspired my calf tattoo by of

and a couple weeks ago i lost miss attitude herself, aretha frankhen who was drawn by

09/23/2023

sasha said 0/5 stars, would not recommend being a chicken.

🐶: sasha fierce

09/17/2023

power couple.

🐔: henny & roopaul

08/22/2023

barred rock?

08/19/2023

green eggs sans ham.

08/11/2023

hey y’all—guess what’s available for pre-order 🙃😉
link in bio.

08/10/2023

big, big b***y, what you got? a big b***y.

🐔: hennifer lopez

08/07/2023

this little girl is ✨attached✨

🐔: kelly cluckson

07/27/2023

mean muggin’

🐔: dolly carton

07/26/2023

new coop decor.

07/17/2023

this is my favorite face on my favorite girl.

🐔: reba mchentire

07/13/2023

dedicated a post to me, so i’m dedicating one to her back. dick neck chicken all around!

🐔: barbra steishen

07/02/2023

my new egg cartons from came in!

06/25/2023

these two country girls will be joining laynonna judd and blake shellton in my frizzle breeding project.

introducing jo dee nestina & martina meggbride ❤️

🐔: jo dee & martina

06/25/2023

finally getting around to naming this batch of girls. introducing lucille bawk ❤️

🐔: lucille bawk

06/25/2023

finally getting around to naming this batch of girls. introducing barbra streishen ❤️ hello, dolly!

🐔: barbra streishen

06/25/2023

finally getting around to naming this batch of girls. introducing begge davis ❤️

🐔: begge davis

06/25/2023

finally get around to naming this batch of girls. introducing mae nest ❤️

🐔: mae nest

06/10/2023

handsome? yes. smart? no. quiet? no. a good protector of his flock? also, no.

🐔: roopaul

05/25/2023

i have many regrets about buying ‘ole dick neck over here.

05/22/2023

she doesn’t like monday mornings or people who like monday mornings. or mondays. or mornings. or people.

🐔: sophia lorhen

05/20/2023

are photos even seen anymore on IG? lol.

🐔: oprah henfrey

05/16/2023

six weeks old and mom is ready for her to G**O.

05/07/2023

diva in the making.

04/21/2023

ma’am, that’s not how that works.

🐔: lorna flufft

04/18/2023

is a chicken tender in the making called a chicken nugget? 🤔 asking for

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this was a lot of work—and i still have a ton more to do.

hatch day! i’ll continue to post updates in my stories but so far we have 4 olive eggers and 1 polish mix.

we got movement! about 7 or 8 eggs are in different positions than where i set them. so exciting!

roopaul is gonna be a daddy soon. two days and counting! he’s a handsome midnight egger hatched from @skygirlfarm last may. his motto has been “any hole is a goal” but specially took a liking to my two marans. crossing my fingers for some gorgeous olive eggers since he (in theory) carries the blue gene. fingers crossed! 🤞 🐔: roopaul

woke up thinking about that time i got locked in my own coop. and for some reason i thought no one could hear me talk, so i just pointed. 🤦🏼‍♂️ thank god i’m pretty…

we got movement! this babe is gonna be a polish cross. figured i’d throw it in for giggles and see what comes out. we got about one more week or so before they start hatching!

made my back bedroom my new office so i could watch my chickens while i work. not exactly what i had in mind. 🐔: amy henhouse

bathing is a dirty business. 🐔: goldie hen

added some holographic stickers to my shop. order them along with your “bawkward: celebirdie edition” 2022 calendar today!

thanksgiving leftovers are always the better the next day.

not sure the girls approve but orders are almost ready to ship out! i’m (impatiently) waiting on my bulk order to arrive in the mail before i can start fulfilling. thank you to everyone who has already placed their order for 2022’s “bawkward: celebirdie edition” calendar. and of course apologies for the delay…i promise it’s worth it!

what’s his first language? talking sh*t of course. 🐔: roopaul

thanks to all the chicken stuff uncle zeze (aka me) bought her, “chicken” is like one of ten words she knows. my favorite little chick. 🐔😍❤️

she gets ZERO attention if you can’t tell. 🐶: ziggy stardust

behind the scenes of my bawkward calendar. pre-order yours today (link in bio). 📷: @lisamiles21

she doesn’t need a mood ring. she has a face. 🐔: amy henhouse

a year ago today, i officially joined my flock as one of their own. an early entry for #tunesdaytuesdays with @covidcluckers & @pharrcydefarm 🎵: what dreams are made of by @hilaryduff