Poo Squad KCMO

10/24/2025

Your time is worth more than a p**per scooper.
Your happiness shouldn’t suffer because of messy responsibilities.
Your weekend plans shouldn’t be dictated by your furry friend’s business.

We’re here to do the dirty work for you.

10/22/2025

How our team breakfast be😂🤭

* I don’t own the rights to the music *

10/22/2025

We take the stink out of the streets and the gross out of your day.

Our team shows up when it matters most.
The 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 transforms chaos into spotless.
Turning “eww” into “wow”. That's what we do.💪

A clean community starts here!

10/20/2025

We’re not your average clean-up crew. We’re the 𝗣𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗗!

We rush in when everyone else runs away.
The messier it gets, the more we love it.

Droppings, watch out! We’re coming for you.
Because we turn chaos into spotless in no time!

10/18/2025

Rain or Shine, Turd or Tidy. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 shows up for duty.

Because we’re not afraid to get our hands dirty.

We conquer the mess everyone else runs away from.
Turning chaos into spotless success. That’s our superpower.

Don’t mess with the squad that cleans up when it matters most!

10/16/2025

I think today our team ran into 5346 spiderwebs while scooping yards.🕸️ 🕷️ 🕸️ If you ever happen to catch us doing a wild dance in a backyard, it may be because we just ran into one of these…from afar it probably looks hilarious. 😂

10/16/2025

Our friends Gard's Lawn Maintenance are awesome! Great service and super high quality! Mention you saw their promotion on our page and they will give a 20% additional discount off a one-time sprinkler blowout! 🧡🧡🧡

💦 It’s Irrigation Blowout Season! 💦

Cold weather is coming fast, and that means it’s time to get your sprinkler system winterized. Blowing out your irrigation lines helps prevent freezing, cracking, and costly repairs in the spring.

We’re scheduling irrigation blowouts now — spots fill up quickly, so book soon to make sure your system is protected before the first freeze!

📞 Call or text us 24/7 to get on the schedule!

☎️816-265-1144 for calls

📱816-653-3005 for text

Locally owned. Honest service. Done right.

10/16/2025

Messy patches are a thing of the past. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 is on it! Clearing obstacles, keeping your path spotless.

All you need to do is move forward!

10/15/2025

It's about that time! Weather is changing, leaves are falling, bonfires are getting started! Don't let your yard be overtaken by 💩...call the pros at Poo Squad now. We will come out on a regular schedule and keep that yard ready to enjoy all year long!

☎️ 816-866-7009

10/14/2025

Don’t know what to do with the doo? 💩
Don’t stress! 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱’s got you!
We scoop it, you chill it. 😁

Your yard stays spotless, without lifting your finger.
Call 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and watch us conquer the crap! 🔥

10/13/2025

Belly rubs please and thank you! This pup assumed the position upon our arrival today. 🧡 What a cutie! 😊

Nothing better than getting to see our friendly pups when we are out and about! No worries about hitting any 💩 here now!

10/12/2025

Locked, loaded, and gloved up.
We’re not your average cleanup crew.
We’re the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱. Trained in the art of turd removal.

We show up ready.
No flinching.
No excuses.
Just clean yards and happy dogs.

10/10/2025

We’ve got some silly customers out there! A little unexpected surprise at this yard today. 😆

10/10/2025

Did you know a clean yard means happier pets and happier feet?
Your dog didn’t bury treasure out there.
They buried bombs.

Stop making them sniff their past mistakes.
Let us clean it up.

𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱:
For pets who deserve a fresh start
And owners who hate stepping in regret.

10/08/2025

Let’s be real.
You didn’t get a dog to become their full-time p**p assistant.

You got a dog for cuddles, walks, and funny TikToks. Not backyard landmines.

It’s not magic.
It’s just us, the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱.

We scoop the stink,
Bag the mess,
And make your yard feel like a yard again.

The best part?
You didn’t have to touch a thing.
(Or smell a thing. You’re welcome.)

10/06/2025

Can a clean yard make your day better?

Yes.

Especially when you're not the one cleaning it.

We show up.
We scoop.
You smile.

Book your first service today.
The grass is greener on the p**p-free side.

10/04/2025

Your dog doesn’t ask for much.
Just food, belly rubs, and a clean place to play.

We take care of the last one.
So you can enjoy more joyful paws, less dirty floors.

Let the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle it.

10/02/2025

Hate scooping p**p?
Perfect. You’re not supposed to.

That’s our job.
We’ve got the gear, the guts, and the grit.
You get a clean yard without lifting a finger.

Call the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and leave the stink to us.