Poo Squad KCMO

11/23/2025

Your backyard should be 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 sanctuary, not a battle zone. It’s supposed to be your chill spot, not a landmine course.
So we’re sending in the pros to clear it all up for you.

Our poo scooper team is like a special forces squad for your lawn.
Say goodbye to the mess and hello to happiness!

11/22/2025

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, is your yard ready for the company coming over? 🤔 We still have a few slots available to get on a schedule before Turkey Day! 🦃 Don’t let your pups 💩 ruin the holiday!

☎️ 816-866-7009

11/21/2025

Our tech Mattea couldn’t miss this Red Friday photo op so she stopped to pose with this big guy today. 😊 Let’s go Chiefs! ❤️💛

11/21/2025

Your shoes weren’t made for landmines.
Your day should be a power move from start to finish.

Let 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 clear the path for you.
So you can conquer without distractions.

**pFreeZone

11/20/2025

😮‍💨 It’s a foggy start out there this morning but our team is out and ready for action! 💪 Anyone want to play the guessing game of what’s hiding behind the fog in this picture this morning??? 🌫️ (May be a couple hints in the image if you look closely 😉).

11/19/2025

We do the dirty work, you enjoy the view. Your dogs do their business, we handle the rest.
So you can step forward with confidence, not caution.

Your peace of mind starts here.

11/17/2025

Your summers should be filled with relaxation.
Not battling a messy lawn under the sun.

Hand it over and watch it become the envy of the neighborhood.
Your time is meant for making memories, not cutting grass.

11/15/2025

Who says messy is a permanent state?

Not on our watch!
We handle it all! Backyards, parks, apartments. You name it!
Your place stays spotless and ready for guests 24/7!

Don’t let pet waste dictate your reputation.

**pSquadGoals

11/13/2025

Don’t settle for shortcuts in your yard. We’re all in, all the way.
Naturally powerful, without the toxic mess.

We treat it like our own, making sure it shines. So when we’re done, it’s spotless! Better than we found it.

That’s a promise you can bank on!

11/11/2025

Today, we pause to thank all the brave men and women who have served our country — especially our very own Scotty Roberts, proud veteran and owner of Poo Squad NWKC. Thank you Scotty! 🇺🇸

Seriously — we get to pick up dog p**p for a living. 💩
That’s only possible because of the freedom and opportunity our veterans fought to protect.

From all of us at Poo Squad, thank you for your service, your sacrifice, and for defending the liberties that let us do what we love (even if it’s a little crappy sometimes). ❤️🤍💙

11/11/2025

Who says you need to live with lingering smells in your own backyard?
We clear it all away! Drop by drop, pile by pile.

Your space transforms into a spotless sanctuary.
Your nights outside become pure relaxation, not a sneeze-fest.

Turn your lawn back into a place you love!

11/10/2025

🦃 Thanksgiving really got robbed in the holiday music department.

We’ve got 50 Christmas albums and not a single certified banger about mashed potatoes, bad family takes, and that one uncle who still talks about high school football.

Maybe it’s time we drop our own track — “Pass the Gravy (and the P**p Bags)”.
Because somebody’s gotta clean up after all those turkey-fueled dogs the next day. 💩🎶

For your holiday listening pleasure...

https://on.soundcloud.com/nU7vEPNbc8waBW4se1

Thanksgiving banger

10/24/2025

Your time is worth more than a p**per scooper.
Your happiness shouldn’t suffer because of messy responsibilities.
Your weekend plans shouldn’t be dictated by your furry friend’s business.

We’re here to do the dirty work for you.

10/22/2025

We take the stink out of the streets and the gross out of your day.

Our team shows up when it matters most.
The 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 transforms chaos into spotless.
Turning “eww” into “wow”. That's what we do.💪

A clean community starts here!

10/20/2025

We’re not your average clean-up crew. We’re the 𝗣𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗗!

We rush in when everyone else runs away.
The messier it gets, the more we love it.

Droppings, watch out! We’re coming for you.
Because we turn chaos into spotless in no time!

10/18/2025

Rain or Shine, Turd or Tidy. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 shows up for duty.

Because we’re not afraid to get our hands dirty.

We conquer the mess everyone else runs away from.
Turning chaos into spotless success. That’s our superpower.

Don’t mess with the squad that cleans up when it matters most!

10/16/2025

Messy patches are a thing of the past. 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 is on it! Clearing obstacles, keeping your path spotless.

All you need to do is move forward!

10/14/2025

Don’t know what to do with the doo? 💩
Don’t stress! 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱’s got you!
We scoop it, you chill it. 😁

Your yard stays spotless, without lifting your finger.
Call 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and watch us conquer the crap! 🔥

10/12/2025

Locked, loaded, and gloved up.
We’re not your average cleanup crew.
We’re the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱. Trained in the art of turd removal.

We show up ready.
No flinching.
No excuses.
Just clean yards and happy dogs.

10/10/2025

Did you know a clean yard means happier pets and happier feet?
Your dog didn’t bury treasure out there.
They buried bombs.

Stop making them sniff their past mistakes.
Let us clean it up.

𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱:
For pets who deserve a fresh start
And owners who hate stepping in regret.

10/08/2025

Let’s be real.
You didn’t get a dog to become their full-time p**p assistant.

You got a dog for cuddles, walks, and funny TikToks. Not backyard landmines.

It’s not magic.
It’s just us, the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱.

We scoop the stink,
Bag the mess,
And make your yard feel like a yard again.

The best part?
You didn’t have to touch a thing.
(Or smell a thing. You’re welcome.)

10/06/2025

Can a clean yard make your day better?

Yes.

Especially when you're not the one cleaning it.

We show up.
We scoop.
You smile.

Book your first service today.
The grass is greener on the p**p-free side.

10/04/2025

Your dog doesn’t ask for much.
Just food, belly rubs, and a clean place to play.

We take care of the last one.
So you can enjoy more joyful paws, less dirty floors.

Let the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 handle it.

10/02/2025

Hate scooping p**p?
Perfect. You’re not supposed to.

That’s our job.
We’ve got the gear, the guts, and the grit.
You get a clean yard without lifting a finger.

Call the 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 and leave the stink to us.