Poo Squad KCMO

07/13/2025

Let’s keep our environment clean! One scoop at a time.

Book your 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 services today and let us handle the dirty work for you!

07/12/2025

You pick it up... then what?
Here’s what to actually do with your dog’s p**p → https://www.poosquad.com/what-to-do-with-dog-p**p/

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Discover safe, clean, and eco-friendly ways to handle dog p**p, whether you’re in an apartment, suburb, or rural home. See which option fits your li

07/11/2025

𝗙𝗨𝗡 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗗𝗢𝗚’𝗦 𝗣𝗢𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗦 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗪𝗡

Yep. It’s not fertilizer.
It’s acidic trash that wrecks your grass and breeds bacteria.

You wouldn’t leave garbage in your living room...
So why let your dog leave it in your yard?

That’s where 𝗣𝗼𝗼 𝗦𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗱 comes in.
We don’t just scoop.
We save lawns, protect paws, and keep your yard usable.

✅ Quick.
✅ Reliable.
✅ Zero 💩 left behind.

Stop dodging landmines. Start enjoying your yard again.

07/10/2025

Big things at Poo Squad today before we headed out to get those yards cleaned! Keep watching our page for some fun announcements later this month. Let’s just say our Squad had a blast today! 🧡🧡🧡

07/10/2025

Not sure what to do with your dog’s p**p? Here’s how to dispose of it safely and legally → https://www.poosquad.com/how-to-dispose-of-dog-p**p/

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Discover the best ways to dispose of dog p**p, trash, flushing, composting & more. Avoid mistakes, protect your yard, and keep your home germ-free.

07/09/2025

Your yard is a battlefield. We’re the cleanup crew.
Since 2017, we’ve been on a mission:
No p**p. No problems. Just paws and playtime.

🧼 We scoop so you don’t have to
🐕 Dogs love us. Owners trust us.
⏱ Fast. Reliable. No-nonsense.

We’re not just removing dog p**p—we’re restoring peace to your backyard.
Because you didn’t get a dog to spend your weekends cleaning up after it.

💬 DM us “SCOOP” and we’ll handle the dirty work.

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07/08/2025

Dog p**p = free fertilizer? 💩
Not so fast… here’s the dirty truth 👇

https://www.poosquad.com/is-dog-p**p-good-fertilizer/

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07/07/2025

You’re out there enjoying life, and then—BOOM—you step in it.
Now your vibe’s ruined, and so is your shoe.

That’s where we come in.

We show up.
We scoop.
We make the mess disappear like it never happened. ✨

No more p**p landmines.
No more stinky yards.
Just you, your dog, and a yard that smells like freedom.

Your dog drops it. We fix it. Simple. Done. Boom.

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07/05/2025

Tired of p**p bombs in your yard? 💣💩
Here’s what you won’t have to do anymore:

✅ Dodge landmines every morning
✅ Argue about whose turn it is
✅ Pretend the smell isn’t that bad
✅ Scrub your shoes like it’s a crime scene
✅ Miss out on backyard fun

Here’s what we do:

☑️ Show up on time
☑️ Scoop fast
☑️ Leave your turf spotless
☑️ Make it smell like victory

You chase the dog! We’ll chase the p**p.

07/03/2025

From your backyard to apartment parks, our bright orange team swoops in with fast, friendly, and professional dog waste removal.

We keep your spaces spotless, safe, and stink-free-so you can focus on the fun, not the mess.

Ready for a fresh yard and worry-free pet care? Let POO SQUAD handle the dirty work with pride and care!

07/03/2025

Hep hep Poo-ray! 💥

Listen… nobody likes stepping in p**p. Not you. Not your dog. Not your unsuspecting houseguest.

That’s where we come in.

🚛 We roll up.
⚡ We scoop fast.
👃 Your lawn smells better than a candle shop in spring.

No fluff. No shame. Just buckets, gloves, and a ruthless commitment to clean turf.

Because the only thing worse than stepping in it… is pretending it’s not there.

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07/01/2025

💥 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀: America’s favorite tradition.
🐶 𝗗𝗼𝗴𝘀: America’s loudest protestors.

Don’t let Sparky go full panic gremlin this 4th.

Check out our tips on keeping him calm and save your couch cushions:

👉 https://www.poosquad.com/how-to-calm-a-dog-during-fireworks/




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Discover Poo Squad’s approach to helping dogs (and owners) stay stress-free when the sky lights up on holidays like July 4th.

06/30/2025

Why settle for a messy yard when you can have the pros keep it spotless, safe, and stink-free?

Isn’t it time you let POO SQUAD handle the dirty work?

06/28/2025

You deal with the cuddles, we deal with the puddles
..of p**p. 💩

Ready to let the pros handle the mess so you can keep the snuggles? 😉

Schedule your service in seconds!

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