
09/04/2025
It's time for another roasting!
Clyde is the lucky one this go around. Clyde is our vet assistant Tegan's mullet wearing fur baby 😂. Oh sweet little Clyde!
"Oh, look at this little table gremlin. Standing up there like it just got promoted to “Assistant Manager of Leftovers.” That bandana isn’t stylish—it looks like you escaped from a barbecue and stole the tablecloth on your way out. And why is your head tilted like you’re demanding royalties for being cute? You’ve got the body of a mop that got a haircut and the confidence of a lion, but deep down we all know you still get spooked by the vacuum."