01/13/2025
Hey friends! We're on the hunt for a farm to lease, and we have a few requests (okay, maybe more than a few):
✔️ 60-100 acres – enough space for our horses to stretch their legs (and for us to feel fancy).
✔️ 20-40 stalls – because our herd doesn’t do "tiny living."
✔️ Running water – shocking, we know, but hydration is key!
✔️ Outdoor riding space – arenas, fields, or even a flat patch of grass. We’re flexible!
✔️ Trailer parking – because a horse without a trailer is like a cowboy without a hat.
✔️ A pig and a miniature horse – Yes, they come as a package deal. Don’t worry; they’re housebroken. (Just kidding. Mostly.)
✔️ Field and farm maintenance provided by owners – because fixing fence is so last season.
We promise to take great care of the property, love the land, and provide plenty of laughs along the way. If you or someone you know has the perfect spot for our crew, slide into our DMs or tag them here. Bonus points if you don’t judge our tiny-but-mighty pig and pony duo! 🐽🐴
