01/10/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
Your dogs groom is going to take as long as it's going to take.
Do not show up early and unannounced.
Do not call and ask how much longer.
Do not tell me when I need to be done.
Do not ask me what took so long.
Your dog will be perfectly fine waiting 2-4 hours, longer if you bring multiple. They are not dying of thirst, starvation, or lack of attention.
There are a thousand reasons why an appointment can take longer than expected, and none of them are laziness. I don't know who decided that groomers need to be fast and what makes clients think they get to dictate how long an appointment should take, but that can go in the trash where it belongs.
Why, WHY, would you want someone (whose credentials you definitely don't know because no one ever asks) to speed groom your dog with razer sharp blades and shears? Why would you want that person to feel stressed with your dog? Where does your dog need to be that it's on a time crunch? The couch?
I can, will, and do, take as much time as I need to be thorough, do a good job, and return dogs to their owners without injuries or missing appendages. The reality is that unless you are in this industry, you have NO idea what we deal with on a daily basis.
If a groom takes longer, then so be it. The work is done when it's done. Not every groomer is fast and if they are, give it a few years for some part of their body to bend the wrong way and break.
I'm 34 years old. In groomer years, I'm 300 and exhale dust. It takes me a full two hours to wake up and drag my body out of bed. Just be happy I showed up to groom your dog and didn't check into a retirement home.