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05/24/2024

05/19/2024

Not really. No job could ever beat scooping p**p.

02/22/2024

Sometimes random people roll their eyes when they find out that I own a dog waste removal business. But how else am I going to get paid to play football with dogs?

02/18/2024

Or call Dirty Jobs Dog Waste Removal and we will make it like it never happened.

02/10/2024

Now we know what's at the end of the rainbow 🌈.

12/29/2023

Then call us!

11/29/2023

People sometimes ask if I stay busy being a p**per scooper? Yep, it's a full-time job!

11/07/2023

Most importantly always remember that feeding time doesn't change because the clocks do.

10/30/2023

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Speedbump

10/26/2023

When it comes to keeping raw f***s out of your yard, do you really want cheaper?

10/01/2023

If you could get rid of your most dreaded chore for only $26 per week (most yards), would you do it? The kids are back in school, the days are getting shorter, and the weather is getting cooler. This is the time of year when it gets harder to keep up with the dog waste. Why not let a poofessional take over that dreaded chore? Visit our website or send us a text for a free quote.

09/26/2023

At Dirty Jobs Dog Waste Removal, we understand that life can get messy, and just like dishes piling up in the kitchen sink, dog waste can pile up in your yard. But guess what? We love cleaning up those big messes and are here to make your life easier!

Whether you've got a massive mess on your hands or just want to say goodbye to your most dreaded chore, we've got you covered.🧹 Give us a call, and we'll take care of the dirty work for you!

🌟 Our service is simple and affordable:

💲 Most yards cost just $26 per week, and that covers up to three dogs and a normal-sized city lot.

🚗 We'll come to your yard, meticulously remove all the waste, and whisk it away with us.

✨ Say goodbye to the hassle of dealing with dog waste forever!

Let Dirty Jobs Dog Waste Removal (.com) help you reclaim your clean, p**p-free yard today. 🏡 Contact us on our website or text 805-550-0916 to schedule your first pickup and enjoy the freedom from this messy chore! 🐕💩

09/12/2023

This one goes out to the landscapers. Please stop digging holes in the corner of the yard and filling them up with dog p**p. Eventually someone has to come along and undo the mess you are creating.

If you're going to go through all the trouble to pick up the p**p and put it in a hole why not put it in a bag and toss the bag into the trash instead?

If you really don't want to mess with the dog p**p call me.

09/01/2023

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09/01/2023

TRUTH!

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08/27/2023

🐾 Does your furry friend have a clean and sanitary "best spot" in the yard? 🐶💩

At Dirty Jobs Dog Waste Removal, we understand that dogs always take the best spot, and our professional dog waste removal service is here to make your life easier and your home cleaner. Our weekly waste removal service starts at only $26 per week, and you can have up to three dogs and a normal-sized yard for that price. That breaks down to $3.71 per day. Imagine never having to clean up dog p**p again for less than the price of a Latte!

* Say goodbye to those "landmines" in the yard.

* Reclaim your couch and bed without any unwelcome surprises.

* Keep your heart full of love for your dog, not frustration about messes!

Let us handle the dirty work so you can enjoy the best moments with your pup. Contact us today to schedule your first cleanup and discover the joy of a clean, worry-free yard.

📞 Call us at 805.550.0916 or visit our website at www.dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval.com to book your appointment. Your dog deserves the best spot, and so do you! 🐕🏡

08/27/2023

RIP Bob Barker. You made it to 99 without going over 100.

07/26/2023

Dogs love our dog p**p cleanup service. We know because they leave us little p**p hearts. Dog owners love our dog p**p cleanup service, too. We know because they leave us lots of five-star reviews.

For those unfamiliar with our business, think of us as a lawn maintenance company, only we clean up the p**p instead of cutting the grass.

The first-time cleanup: This is our first visit to your yard. If possible, we like to meet the dogs and owners, listen to any concerns, and answer any questions. Then we get to work and remove all of the dog waste from the lawn. We can even deodorize if the lawn smells. Many yards have not been maintained, and that's okay; we are here to help and never judge. We charge a flat fee of $60 to clean up the accumulated mess and will remove up to five gallons of dog waste for that price. Should the lawn hold more than five gallons, that is totally okay; but we do charge an additional $25 for each additional five gallons of doggie waste. The total cost of the first-time cleanup will depend on how much waste we remove. Most first-time cleanups cost between $60 and $110, but we have had some go over those amounts.

Weekly service: Now that we have gotten past that first-time clean and the yard is maintained, we keep it that way by showing up once per week on a predetermined day. We walk the yard in a grid pattern and scoop up everything that has accumulated over the week. We bag the waste, take it with us and haul it away. We properly dispose of the waste at our site so that you or your dogs never have to deal with p**p again. The cost is $26 per week, and you can have up to three dogs and a normal-sized city lot for this price. Should you have more than three dogs, we charge $4 for each additional dog. We also offer twice and thrice per week in many areas should your yard require a higher degree of maintenance.

How do you sign up? The best way is to visit our website at dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval dot com and use the contact form. You are also welcome to call or send a text to 805.550.0916

07/16/2023

People often ask why anyone would pay to have their dog's waste cleaned up, believing it's the responsibility of a dog owner. The answer lies in consistency. Dogs continuously produce waste, making consistent cleanup essential. In my experience over the past four years, I have encountered numerous yards with substantial amounts of waste, ranging from 10 to 80 gallons. These yards were not neglected by lazy owners but rather by busy individuals exhausted from long work weeks, lacking the time and energy for regular cleanups.

Consequently, weeks would go by without proper maintenance, resulting in an overwhelming and guilt-inducing mess. The good news is we offer a weekly service for just $26 per week, equivalent to a mere $3.71 per day. By investing the price of a cup of coffee, pet owners can provide their beloved animals with a clean and sanitary environment and never have to be stressed over cleaning dog p**p again!

If you want to provide your furry companions with a pristine, hypoallergenic setting, please visit my website at dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval dot com and use the contact form to sign up for our services. Should you have any further questions after perusing the website, please feel free to text me at 805.550.0916.

*Please note that the first-time cleanup will cost more because there could be weeks or even month's worth of waste to remove.

06/30/2023

Summer special: Book before the 4th of July, mention this ad, and save 10% off of the first-time cleanup.

Can’t enjoy your yard because of all of the dog p**p? We can make those sorts of problems a thing of the past.

* Weekly Cleans – Our most popular service because, you know, dogs never quit p**ping.

* One-Time Cleans – For those with fantasies that they will somehow start to clean their yard once the big mess is gone.

*Move Out Cleans – Moving and don’t have time to clean the yard? We are here to help!

*Odor Control – Does your yard smell of urine? We can make that smell go away.

*Yard Sanitizer – Have you had an outbreak of Parvo or Giardia? We can help.

For a free quote, visit our website at dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval dot com or text 805.550.0916. We are licensed, insured, and have lots of Google 5-Star reviews. We are serving Paso Robles to Lompoc and most places in between.

06/04/2023

Make your yard a dog p**p free zone. Reach out today for a free quote. www.dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval.com or 805.550.0916

05/18/2023

That look after Dirty Jobs Dog Waste Removal cleans your dogs yard. Comment how many dogs you have for a free quote.

04/06/2023

Don't let pride stop you from enjoying a clean yard! We understand that life can get busy, and that's why we're here to help. Our dog p**p cleanup service is perfect for anyone with a full schedule. Don't feel guilty about not having the time or energy to clean up – just give us a call and let us take care of it for you! Visit our website at www.dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval.com and use the contact form, or text 805.550.0916 for a free quote.

03/05/2023

We scoop dog p**p and can even deodorize those smelly areas. For a free quote, visit our website at www.dirtyjobsdogwasteremoval.com, and fill out the contact form, or text us at 805-550-0916. Most yards run $26 per week, and you can have up to three dogs and a normal-sized yard for that price. *The first-time cleanup may cost more*

Our services are perfect for anyone who is too busy with work💩, tired of fighting with family members over whose turn it is💩, struggling with mobility or disability 💩, injured 💩, pregnant💩 , a landlord 💩, or simply hates this particular chore and would rather have someone else take care of it💩 .

We offer weekly dog waste removal.