09/11/2024
Sooo much truth here 👇
“Why does it take so long to get a mount back from the taxidermist?”
I was thinking about this today, as I considered how many people say “you get so much done, Amy! How do you do it!l” and yet still, many of my mounts take over a year to get back.
Let’s consider the one (wo)man taxidermy shop (I do have an apprentice now, that should be a big help moving forward but up until now, it’s me. Hi). This shop that takes in 120 deer heads and 80 assorted small to medium full animals. We will just say, 200 animals overall. “Maybe they shouldn’t take in that many projects” you might say. But it’s hard to be the one to be told “no, I can’t take on your project. Go away”. Two hundred and ONE is the limit, right? One more? That is how it happens. Everyone wants in. Who should I have turned away? Well, I have some stories but that’s another post … 😂
There are 240 “work” days in a year. Monday through Friday. That is not accounting for holidays, any sick time, any emergency situations, any vacation time. I have kids, no I am not working weekends. It is my only time off with them. Life happens, and that whittles that number down to closer to 200.
200 animals, 200 days … a year turnover would mean one project per day. Some take much more time than one day. You DO Believe it takes me longer than that, don’t you? If not, I’d have even more complaining about the cost of taxidermy work. 
When you combine all the time taken, a project is much more than basic assembly. It is:
Time spent on the phone or emails conducting plans with the client
Time spent with clients in the shop selecting pose or listening to “the hunting story 😝”
The entire tanning process done in-shop
Picking out the form, placing supply orders, modifying the form, creating or modifying the habitat scene
Replying to calls or texts sent in the interim : “No, it has only been five months so far. I am nowhere close”
Actual assembly of the animal
Followed by finishing touches, and calling the client
I don’t want to become the taxidermist that’s 2+ years behind —- and I’m not, the oldest thing in my shop currently is 16 months and I’m on it, most full body things being worked on in the next month are @13-14 months booked in so far. But I tell ya what. Im running myself thin to make that happen. Anyone with less of a work ethic WOULD be at that two year mark. But my 10 year old son asked me last week if we would be having a family vacation this year or if I’d just be working all summer. Yeah, buddy. Grab me my notebook, let’s try to pencil that in, if the clients will allow. I know that sounds dramatic but when you feel like you’re “a little behind” already, the thought of wiping a week out of the calendar can be scary.
I am just trying to show a glimpse of how things work in a taxidermy shop. No, I do not spend 365 days on your animal. It spends 364 in the freezer, until it’s time is here! It’s the backlog. The “just checking to see how the animal is doing” when you know we aren’t even to the halfway mark is always funny. He’s in the freezer, like the day he arrived. I’ve come to the conclusion, if a taxidermist is fast, they simply don’t have the backlog and you can take that however you want. Maybe they’re mediocre, maybe they’ve not been in business very long, maybe they have a bunch of employees, or maybe they’re excellent but they’re smart and only took in a few things and said no. I am not in any of those categories 😂
As I open up spots for more bobcats and small game in the upcoming months, I look forward to taking on more work for clients but please give me time to breathe, time to spend more time on your animal, and work it all in! Expecting turnover times of 16-18 months for 2023 intake