Gandalf the Cat

30/10/2021

25/05/2021

GAAAAAA

I just had to run and tell dad that I was all alone in this house AGAIN.

Life is hard.

18/12/2020

Lowrider cat 😂

https://youtu.be/Alyx4QeRRdg

27/09/2020

STOP PUTTING YOUR BUTT ON MY NECK PILLOW, F***g Cat!

26/09/2020

Dude. So comfortable.

05/09/2020

Mom wouldn't give me any pizza. No one understands my pain.

14/08/2020

I sneezed and now I can smell algebra!
This is great!

29/06/2020

The Tortie told Samson Cat that whenever I sleep, wet food comes out of my ears. Samson keeps licking my ears whenever I try to nap. This is going to be a long night.

20/06/2020

Mom and Dad wouldn't give me any of their dinner. They said it's because cats don't like Taquitos, which is silly- cats LOVE Taquitos! At least I think I would if I could have some.

11/06/2020

I don't always hack up a hairball, but when I do I make sure it's where you walk and right when you wake up.

I'm the most interesting cat in the world.

23/05/2020

The humans are being weird. What's Snapchat, BTW?

22/05/2020

I'm ignoring you.

06/02/2020

F***g just moved the blinds out of the way to look outside. I had no idea this was an option.

26/01/2020

Mom asked me if I was a good kitty... And I don't know. Am I?

24/01/2020

A chair in a box? Say no more.

26/06/2019

I'm sitting here trying to look deep in thought but the Tortie yells at me from across the room that the blinds are closed and that I am looking at nothing. Can't a cat look wistful once it a while??

23/06/2019

I love lazy Sundays.

12/12/2018

No letters, only Gandalf.

09/12/2018

What did the Tortie say to me? HOLD ME BACK, DAD, HOLD ME BACK.

28/11/2018

Guys. GUYS. The Ice Cream Truck is coming! GUUUUYS!

25/11/2018

Low-ri-der

23/11/2018

I was told that there would be Turkey.

11/11/2018

The other cats are laughing and talking about wide loads. I don't get it.

28/10/2018

All that for Coors?

20/09/2018

I am all alone in this house with my mom and dad and sister and brother.

ALL ALONE

I NEED AN ADULT