Beauties of the Beast Great Danes

11/23/2024

So this girl here….keeps FARTING and 👀 at me like it’s my fault 🤣🤣🤣….😵‍💫🤦‍♀️🙌🤣

10/28/2024

So true 💔😭 my Rastique

10/28/2024

People come and go….but never my DOGS 🐶 ♥️♥️

10/23/2024

THIS!!!! 🤦‍♀️🤣😁🤷‍♀️

10/14/2024

Ok guys sorry for the late update on Sequoia….she got to come home last night. She was severely bitten by a spider….but she is doing great.
My work schedule is crazy and I work very long hours.

10/13/2024

Well nothing like coming home from work to find one of your dogs face twice the size it should be!!!
Off to the emergency vet…
Everyone say a prayer for my sweet girl Sequoia….

09/16/2024

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your Great Dane
Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:
Although your Dane comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.
Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Dane ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.
Mode 2: Raptor. Although we have tried to ease the effect of Raptor mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of Raptor mode in regards to there being none. Should your Dane suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.
Sunlight: Do not allow your Dane to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.
Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.
Naming: Your Great Dane comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Danes zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.
Software: Your Dane is pre-installed with the latest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.
Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.
We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Dane.
Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

09/12/2024

Ok guys….i have a surprise breeding that will take place next week if everything works out…..I have 6 females who will be 1st time bred and first time mom’s starting this fall into spring of next year….as all of you know I don’t mass produced litters or puppies…I only do a couple of litters a year. …..with that being said…..can you guess which new female will be bred next week?????
1. Sequoia (blue carries everything including tan point)
2. LeVian ( chocolate tan point carries blue and piebald)
3. Godiva (chocolate harlequin tan point carries blue)
4. Harrah (blue fawn harlequin carries chocolate)
5. Hazel ( fawn harlequin carries blue and chocolate)
6. Lyric. ( blue harlequin carries chocolate)

09/11/2024

My big boy Baine is 5 years old today!!!!
Happy birthday big boy. Mama loves you so much ♥️♥️

09/03/2024

EXACTLY!!!!🙄🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️♥️

09/01/2024

Last little beauty standing…she has been reduced

09/01/2024

This sweet girl found her forever family today….she got an amazing family.

08/27/2024

Yesterday was a very Rough day 😭😭💔💔…. Brought Rastique home and she was placed in her final resting place in my backyard under her favorite tree where she loved to lay in the shade…..her head stone should be here in a couple of weeks…that gives me time to make her resting place something befitting my beauty queen 💔😭♥️♥️

08/25/2024

Update on Rastique

08/25/2024

08/23/2024

These are the last two beauties, both females
Fawn and fawn Merle
Both have been reduced due to the five adults return to me, so I gotta make room