12/07/2025
Name: Mabel
Age: Timeless (like her grudges)
Breed: Domestic Longhair (99% fluff, 1% fury)
Weight: Let’s just say... “emotionally significant”
Likes: Silence, solitude, judging you from high surfaces
Dislikes: You. Your pets. Your happiness.
Adoption Bio:
Meet Mabel — a dense cloud of fur and passive-aggressive disdain. Do you long for a companion who doesn't smother you with affection? One who won’t interrupt your day with cuddles, head bumps, or literally any form of warmth? Then oh boy, do we have the cat for you.
Mabel is the feline embodiment of “do not disturb.” She's a grumpy, judgmental loaf of luxurious fluff who demands respect, silence, and approximately 78% of your patience. She hates dogs, cats, children, laughter, sudden movements, the smell of happiness, and joy in general.
Special skills include:
Staring at walls for hours (possibly communing with spirits).
Slapping anything that moves — but not mice
Breathing and/or hissing heavily when annoyed (which is always).
Sitting just out of reach while glaring at you like you owe her money.
She’s not a lap cat. She’s a leave-me-the-hell-alone cat. But in the right quiet, adult-only, pet-free home with a very respectful roommate (that’s you), Mabel might let you live — and occasionally blink in your direction. Which, in her world, is practically love.
Are you emotionally strong enough for a relationship built on mutual avoidance and unspoken boundaries? Do you want a pet who’s just as bitter as you about mornings and social interaction? Adopt Mabel. She won’t love you — but she will tolerate your existence. Sometimes. From across the room.
No kids. No pets. No nonsense. Only Mabel. Also, she has no claws. Or class for that matter.
Apply now by commenting below. Or don’t. She doesn’t care.
