Skunkriver farm and forage

Skunkriver farm and forage A sometimes rock sometimes vegetable farm in progress. Started in hays county til the revenuers got the land and finishing on home dirt in flint heaven.
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08/11/2024

So…
Why do sleep number beds only give
13 degrees of separation between sides?
Seriously, is it an Elon Musk solution thing?
Maybe the pillow guy should get in it?
This is worse than no gas stoves at home.
13 degrees of separation!?
I smell Satan, but then again,
It might just be proximity.
If he don’t hate you
You ain’t doing right!
$5 for a ride to Frijoliness.
For reals

08/11/2024

So, hear me out.
Dallas owns “cowboys” as their mascot.
Cows are cool.
Bulls are way cooler as a contact mascot.
I guess by default that makes the Texans
Bull Men!
I mean if the want to identify as boys…
Who are we to deny dem boys.

08/05/2024
05/13/2024

Eating edible weeds is an easy way to increase your garden’s productivity.  While everyone loves to bring in the harvest, weeding is most people’s least favorite part of gardening.…

05/05/2024

If you really didn’t give a flying f**k anymore, where would you go?

05/05/2024
05/05/2024

Whipping up dandelion mead is like bottling a burst of spring sunshine!

GET THE RECIPE HERE: https://practicalselfreliance.com/dandelion-mead/

Imagine turning those cheerful yellow dandelions dotting your lawn into a golden honey wine with a delightful floral twist.

This isn't just any old-fashioned dandelion wine; it's a magical brew with the body and soul of honey, adding a rich and lively character.

So, gather those blooms and let's turn them into a drink that dances with the spirit of spring.🌼🍯

If you know you know
03/24/2024

If you know you know

It's started: the emails and comments asking when it's OK to clean up your gardens. Let's unpack this one issue at a time:
1: Let's stop with the 'clean up' talk. Don't think of it as 'cleaning', your garden is not dirty. It's not messy. It's natural. Start saying to your neighbors 'my garden isn't messy, it's natural, and the creatures in it are still sleeping, didn't you see the SNOW this morning?! Be like the cool kids and leave your leaves longer.'
2: Let's stop with the full removal of all things that have fallen off your trees, with respect of course to the fact that everyone has a different property and neighborhood and tolerance for leaves. Here is what I do: First week of April in the beds along the road only to appease my neighbors, I snip my old plant stalks and leave them in the garden beds. Mid April: I SLOWLY start removing leaves along my road beds. Late April: I move to the beds along the front of my house and by late May I have at least thinned the thick piles in my backyard garden beds to let the plants poke through. I don't touch any leaves in my natural areas or along the river bank.
3: Use fewer garden tools and ditch gas lawn tools of all kinds. I hand remove my leaves, I know it's crazy and slow but I came close to skewering a toad once with a metal rake and it hit me hard. I LOVE TOADS. It also gives me a chance to get down close to the dirt and see what's actually going on and coming up. If I use a power tool it's only ever a plug-in lawn mower every three weeks and the occasional electric weed-wacker because I do like neat edges, it's my pet-peeve.
4: Stop with the 8 inches of mulch! I know mulch makes things look neat, but if you do spread mulch do it yourself or make sure your landscaper isn't making money off you by burying your plants in a foot of the stuff. You only need 2" max, more than that smothers things.
Now go have a nice cup of tea and a cookie and put off garden puttering for another few weeks.

03/24/2024

Randy A Military Veteran Called Into A Local Philadelphia Radio Station With A Touching Jason Kelce Story: “I’m a combat veteran I’ve done a lot and seen a lot and I was going through some stuff I got I got Covid and I never had PTSD. I always been able to handle that and never really worried about it. I got Covid November 2022 and it triggered something in my head and I ended up being out of work 10 weeks there there’s a wall relieving shots. It was horrible horrible worst lowest time of my life and I evidently posted something on Jason (Kelce) page and he called me up and reached out texting me up and said “brother are you okay? Do you need someone to talk too?” It meant everything to me.”

02/27/2024

Hope you all enjoy this extra long Hangover, Dudes.
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