Adventures with Patrick Henry Parker Gerhart

03/16/2024

02/02/2024

I’m having an existential crisis right now. I’ll get back to you.

01/25/2024

When you buy a luxury blanket for yourself but your chiweenie takes it.

12/20/2023

When there’s less than a week before Santa Paws comes and you realize there’s no time to get off the naughty list. Double down.

12/03/2023

Sleeping with my pillow… aren’t I cute?

05/18/2023

I had to take a break from social media for a bit.

04/18/2023

Don’t hate me cause I’m beautiful.

04/08/2023

Look, I fixed it.

04/07/2023

I’m home. My kiwi fruits are missing. I’ve got this thing on my head, I feel droopy. But I’m okay. Send food gifts.

04/06/2023

Tomorrow, I’m getting fixed. Prayer requests and gifts of food accepted.

04/01/2023

Today for my birthday, I celebrated by stealing mom’s sweet potato that she was going to make sweet potato fries in the air fryer, I also stole 2 hot dog rolls, I also stole my mom’s hot dog while she turned her back to put the pan in the sink. I finished with holding open the smart trash can and ate trash. All in all, 10/10.

03/31/2023

Tomorrow is my first Birthday! I wish for tennis balls, snacks, food, water to drink and play in, socks to chew, frozen chicken patty, more food because I’m always hungry.

03/30/2023

I stole a frozen chicken patty and ate it. Sorry, not sorry.

03/26/2023

Poppy taught me the hose game today.

03/23/2023

Happy almost weekend!

03/17/2023

Happy St Patrick’s day from your favorite Patrick!