Claude the Parrot

Claude the Parrot I'm Claude, the one-winged Blue Fronted Amazon Parrot terrorizing the California Bay Area. Hola, it's Claude. You may have noticed I am missing my left wing.

When I'm not trying to maul my dad for amputating my wing after a bad fight with a raccoon, I'm screaming, dancing, backpacking, and eating all your blueberries. I am an as***le and I'm here to wreak havoc for another 70 years. Amazons can live into their 80s and I'm only a teen, so joke's on you. It got ripped off by a raccoon (not kidding). My dad, who is a veterinarian, saved me. I try to kill

him all the time. Clearly, I am not grateful. I get my name after my mom's actual human friend, who also lost his right arm in an accident (we got his blessing). I like to think of it this way: together, he and I make a whole, but he got all the nice and I got all the spice. This also means that I can't fly, but my parents are thankful because I would definitely fly and bite the s**t out of you. No, my wing can't grow back--that's not how my science works. Where I lack in flight, I make up for my excellent climbing skills; hence, the nickname "Death-Grip Claude."

On Valentine's Day, 8 years ago, Claude came home to us. I knew nothing about owning a bird, and only learned later from...
02/15/2023

On Valentine's Day, 8 years ago, Claude came home to us. I knew nothing about owning a bird, and only learned later from my husband (who grew up with birds) that Amazons are considered an intermediate to advanced bird to care for. πŸ˜“ Happy Gotchya Day, Claude! What a wild joy ride. πŸ˜…

Strange animals indeed! ⚠️
02/14/2023

Strange animals indeed! ⚠️

New year, new chance to turn a new leaf 🍁
01/02/2023

New year, new chance to turn a new leaf 🍁

I remember how annoyed I would get as a child every time my parents wanted to stop and take a photo. Claude seemed to be...
12/03/2022

I remember how annoyed I would get as a child every time my parents wanted to stop and take a photo. Claude seemed to be in a similar mood that day. πŸ˜…

Even on a hike, Claude seems to always be plotting something. 😈
11/16/2022

Even on a hike, Claude seems to always be plotting something. 😈

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Hola, it's Claude. I am an as***le. You may have noticed I am missing my left wing. It got ripped off by a raccoon (not kidding). My dad, who is a veterinarian, saved me. I try to kill him all the time. Clearly, I am not grateful. I get my name after my mom's actual human friend, who also lost his right arm in an accident (we got his blessing). I like to think of it this way: together, he and I make a whole. This also means that I can't fly, but my parents are thankful because I would definitely fly and bite the s**t out of you. No, my wing can't grow back--yes, I have really been asked that. Where I lack in flight, I make up for my excellent climbing skills; hence. the nick name "Death-Grip Claude."