Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal

07/04/2025

05/19/2025

It took until the 5th year in business, but Cut The Crap is FINALLY taking a VACATION!! Service routes will be closed from Monday, June 2nd - Saturday, June 7th. All clients on schedule have been notified by text message.

Last year's business retreat was canceled after being broken in half sideways by a drunk driver 3 weeks before it started. Fingers crossed for good fortune and a successful vacation this time around.

Thanks for your business and support!

04/07/2025

A number of clients were affected by the Owasso Tornado on April 2nd. Disaster Relief credits are being applied to the April invoice for any clients who received significant structural damage to their main residence. (fences, trees, pools, and sheds are excluded - roof damage, home walls/windows, and structural damage to main home is included)

This mainly affects clients between 76th-98th ST/Sheridan-Garnett in neighborhoods such as Bailey Ranch and El Rio Vista.

We're happy to report no injuries to humans or pets have been identified. Clients receiving Disaster Relief credits will be notified individually.

Thank you and stay safe!

03/12/2025

Welcome the newest member to our team!! This is Lucy! She's able to answer many questions on pricing, services, or contact someone with only 2 legs and thumbs. She's still learning about the business and will continue to evolve as we teach her more. She can be reached at (918)516-8358.

*We are paying her by breaking a treat in half and telling her it's two treats. We think she's onto us, but please don't mention anything if you call.

02/20/2025

Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal offers dog waste removal services in Owasso and surrounding areas.

12/31/2024

Today marks the last scoop of 2024 and the last day of the 4th year in business. Tomorrow is day 1 of year 5 for Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal. I'd like to thank all the clients and supporters who have carried this company onward and upward year after year. I look forward to continuing to provide your scooping service throughout 2025.

Have a safe and happy New Year!

Roger Hedrick
Owner
Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal LLC

12/24/2024

It seems our clients are enjoying their Christmas gifts!! Merry Christmas!

12/04/2024

You may have told your aunt her casserole was delicious while you secretly fed it to the dog under the table during Thanksgiving dinner. She might believe you. But your p**per scooper knows all about your lies. The truth comes out in the end.

10/07/2024

We received many offers from clients asking how they could help during the recent tragedy while the business was shut down to recover. The company was not accepting donations, canceled all invoices/payments for September, and has cleaned up the backlog of waste accrued during our absence at no cost to our clients. The one thing clients could do to help us most is simply click on the link to our review page and leave a 5 star Google review!

We performed some much needed updates to our website to improve our SEO rankings and streamlined our service request process while we were down. Clicking on our review page and leaving a 5 star review would help the traffic rating on our website plus improve our search listing on Google.

We lost a handful of clients during our downtime and had to turn down some new service inquiries. Any great reviews help improve our visibility and opportunity to take on new clients.

We're back to servicing our existing clients as of last week. We start accepting new clients next week!

Thanks for your support!

Cut The Crap Pet Waste removal offers reliable and affordable dog waste cleanup in Owasso, Collinsville, Skiatook, and Claremore OK.

10/01/2024

Guess who's back? Back again?
Cut The Crap, pack it in
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back?
(doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)
(doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)

Spot's defecated alot, Sir
But nobody wants to see stool no more,
they want turd-free, not digested chopped liver
Well if you want turd-free this is what I'll give ya

A little visit ya need for your hole-digger
Start to part the fart piles from getting bigger
If I can unlock the gate lock and latch trigger

When the lock isn't properly operating
I can't stalk your dog around while it's defecating (eww)
You waited too long, but no mistaking
'Cause I'm back, I got a bag for the waste taking
Thanks for doing the job, Ms. Hastings
But your husband and you can stop dog p**p raking

So the OTC can't tax fee me
in September, 'cause I made no money
A drunkie tried to shut me down at excessive speed
But this town's so crappy without me

So that's about it, I'll come get the 💩
Pick up dumps from your Pits from their bums when hips dip

Ready and rarin', the crap's about to be barren
I'm gonna file a bunch of lawsuits (**** YOU, ___RON!)

Now this looks like a job for me
For every doggie, that goes p**py
'Cause we need a little less crap to see
'Cause the yard's so stinky without me
I said this looks like a job for me
For every doggie, that goes p**py
'Cause we need a little less crap to see
'Cause the yard's so stinky without me