Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal

12/24/2024

It seems our clients are enjoying their Christmas gifts!! Merry Christmas!

12/24/2024

12/04/2024

You may have told your aunt her casserole was delicious while you secretly fed it to the dog under the table during Thanksgiving dinner. She might believe you. But your p**per scooper knows all about your lies. The truth comes out in the end.

10/07/2024

We received many offers from clients asking how they could help during the recent tragedy while the business was shut down to recover. The company was not accepting donations, canceled all invoices/payments for September, and has cleaned up the backlog of waste accrued during our absence at no cost to our clients. The one thing clients could do to help us most is simply click on the link to our review page and leave a 5 star Google review!

We performed some much needed updates to our website to improve our SEO rankings and streamlined our service request process while we were down. Clicking on our review page and leaving a 5 star review would help the traffic rating on our website plus improve our search listing on Google.

We lost a handful of clients during our downtime and had to turn down some new service inquiries. Any great reviews help improve our visibility and opportunity to take on new clients.

We're back to servicing our existing clients as of last week. We start accepting new clients next week!

Thanks for your support!

Cut The Crap Pet Waste removal offers reliable and affordable dog waste cleanup in Owasso, Collinsville, Skiatook, and Claremore OK.

10/01/2024

Guess who's back? Back again?
Cut The Crap, pack it in
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back? Cut The Crap!
Guess who's back?
(doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)
(doo doo doo, doo doo, doo doo)

Spot's defecated alot, Sir
But nobody wants to see stool no more,
they want turd-free, not digested chopped liver
Well if you want turd-free this is what I'll give ya

A little visit ya need for your hole-digger
Start to part the fart piles from getting bigger
If I can unlock the gate lock and latch trigger

When the lock isn't properly operating
I can't stalk your dog around while it's defecating (eww)
You waited too long, but no mistaking
'Cause I'm back, I got a bag for the waste taking
Thanks for doing the job, Ms. Hastings
But your husband and you can stop dog p**p raking

So the OTC can't tax fee me
in September, 'cause I made no money
A drunkie tried to shut me down at excessive speed
But this town's so crappy without me

So that's about it, I'll come get the 💩
Pick up dumps from your Pits from their bums when hips dip

Ready and rarin', the crap's about to be barren
I'm gonna file a bunch of lawsuits (**** YOU, ___RON!)

Now this looks like a job for me
For every doggie, that goes p**py
'Cause we need a little less crap to see
'Cause the yard's so stinky without me
I said this looks like a job for me
For every doggie, that goes p**py
'Cause we need a little less crap to see
'Cause the yard's so stinky without me

09/23/2024

Cut The Crap is officially back in business starting October 1st!

All existing clients have already been notified via text message. The first couple of weeks will be spent catching up our current client base. We will start accepting new clients on October 15th.

The doctor signed a work release this morning releasing me to work with tolerable restrictions starting next month. It may be months until I'm back to hopping fences and rough housing with the big dogs, but I should be able to perform the basic scooping tasks required.

I've hired the hardest working and most reliable person I know, my Uncle Jack, as a contractor to assist with the excess waste buildup during the first week back.

I sincerely appreciate all the support, well wishes, and concerns from clients, friends, and followers during my time of recovery. I'm honestly heart-warmed by everyone's compassion.

IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE BAAAAAAACK!

Roger Hedrick
Owner
Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal LLC

09/15/2024

After almost 4 years in business of not skipping a week of scooping. Cut The Crap had planned it's first business retreat which was scheduled to start today. Unfortunately, recent events have forced it's cancelation. 😥

09/08/2024

I have the best clients in the world! I'm deeply humbled and impressed by the amount of support received. Many of you have offered to keep paying for service or asked where to send donations during my time of recovery. While I appreciate your kindness, Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal LLC does not expect clients to pay for services that are not being rendered nor accept charity from those who are not responsible for the tragedy. There are parties liable for this horrible situation. I fully intend to seek adequate restitution from them. Maybe if the sometimes unjust world we live in doesn't properly hold them accountable, I may accept personal donations from the big hearted. Until then, I'm relying on fairness to play out.

My current situation consists of multiple broken ribs, massive bruising/swelling of my back, leg gash in stitches, some wounds still slightly bleeding, swollen/ bruised feet, and various other cuts and abrasions. My mobility is extremely limited, but I'm trying. I hope to be physically able enough by either October 1st or the next bill cycle on October 15th to resume scooping. This will depend on no further medical complications and the advice of medical professionals.

The invoices due September 15th for the 9/15/24-10/14/24 bill cycle will be canceled. Autopayments will NOT be processed this month. Since service was haulted mid bill cycle, the prepaid uncompleted visits for cycle ending 9/14 will be done when resuming service on October 1st or adjusted accordingly should service resume on October 15th. There may be some additional charges above normal weekly visit rate due to extra accumulation of waste if applicable. Any additional cleanup charges necessary will be done at a more than reasonable rate on a case by case basis. Clients who have scooped themselves or had waste removed by other means will not incur any additional cleanup charges above normal weekly visit rates.

This business is very important to me. My clients are very important to me. I'm focused, determined, and committed to bringing Cut The Crap back to the reliable, consistent, respectable service I've provided for almost 4 years.

At the end of the day I'm going to man up and handle business. Because at the end of the day I am a business man. But there are many hours before the day ends. I need those hours to be a personal baby for a bit.

I miss your dogs.

Roger Hedrick
Owner/Operator
Cut The Crap Pet Waste Removal LLC

09/03/2024

My truck was hit by a drunk driver at a high rate of speed on hwy 169 over Labor Day. I have sustained multiple injuries which prohibit me from performing scoop duties. I am still in the process of notifying clients individually. Scoop service will be suspended for at least this week until I can figure things out. I'll try to keep clients in the loop the best I can.

I've included pictures of the truck but I'll spare you the grotesque bodily injuries.

06/08/2024

Our Saturday scoop route falls in Collinsville. Every year we are out scooping in the June heat during the annual "Hogs 'N' Hot Rods" event. We would like to officially announce today as our company's annual "Dogs 'N' Hot Logs" day. Enjoy the festivities Collinsville!

06/01/2024

We feel fortunate none of our Claremore clients received any major catastrophic damage during last week's tornado. Not all of our neighbors were so lucky. Any dogs being looked after by our current clients for their friends/family while they are displaced due to the storm will receive refugee status. Tornado refugee dogs will be scooped up after for no charge until they are placed back into their forever homes.

04/30/2024

The majority of our Facebook reviews have disappeared into a black-hole of the Meta universe. They've been sucked into the abyss without explanation or reasoning by Lord Zuckerberg and the digital army of AI operated robots. This recent attack comes about 2 years after the 2022 assault to our Facebook reviews when the option to leave any new reviews was lost upon being switched to the new Meta business suite platform.

As a small business, local customer reviews are an important part of promotion and new customer growth. Without social media reviews, our main source for people to read direct client reviews lies in the hands of the Google Gods. So here's a link if you'd like to check out our 5 star Google reviews or leave one or your own:

04/29/2024

We've been quiet on the social media and advertising fronts during the busy spring rush season this year. We've mostly relied on word of mouth and new clients finding us on their own to grow our customer base.

We've noticed many ads and promotions by other scoop companies from the big national franchises to small independent companies while we've been quiet online.

We're posting today to address our philosophy on promoting our business and what we advertise....and don't advertise.

We could advertise "First Visit Free" and waive the cost of the first weekly scoop, raise our initial clean price to make up the price difference, then tell people they had a free first visit. We could advertise lower prices then add on disposal fees to every invoice. We could promise people we'll find every piece of waste every visit and require a contract to charge cancelation fees once that's realized to be an unrealistic expectation. But we won't do any of these things. Why? Because that would make us Full Of Crap not Cut The Crap.

What we will promote is clear, consistent, upfront pricing. Reliable service. No length of service contracts or cancelation fees. No hidden or surprise charges. A more than reasonable effort to remove dog waste for the amount of money paid. A price point which will match or beat most our competitors once the total bill is issued. Also, we genuinely LOVE your dogs. As our namesake states, we promise to Cut The Crap.

Thanks for coming to our Turd Talk.

02/24/2024

No amount of advertising or self-promotion can outperform positive client feedback and recommendations from simply doing our job well and delivering on our promises. We strive for 5 star Google reviews like these.

02/22/2024

Due to nationwide system issues with mobile networks this morning, our phone service and messaging may not be working. We will still be completing today's visits, but on the way text notifications will not be possible until the network has been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience.

01/01/2024

Yesterday marked the last day of our 3rd year in business. Today begins year 4 of providing pet waste removal in our local community. 2 times 2 years of number 2's has officially started. We sincerely appreciate the support of our growing client list and look forward to another great year picking up after your furry family members.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!