D Anderson's rotts

11/14/2023

The stink eye we get after suggesting a shower.....

07/17/2023

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03/12/2023

Happy Birthday sweet girl!

03/04/2023

Nobody puts baby in a corner!!!

03/01/2023

We like big butts......

02/28/2023

02/23/2023

Happy Birthday Roscoe!

02/12/2023

Its all mine

12/29/2022

Roscoe: If I lay on dad's shoes he won't be able to leave today! I love it when a plan comes together!

Mom: Hey buddy....those are his slippers....he already has his shoes on!!!!!

11/27/2022

Such babies......Dawson even managed to give me the stink eye while I took the photo.

11/17/2022

Roscoe approved homemade puppy treats. Yes, yes....the puppies are spoiled!!

09/03/2022

Roscoe and Dawson even get spoiled by the UPS man.

08/07/2022

You just got busted buddy....now get your big butt in the back. Honestly Roscoe...we were in the grocery store for 10 minutes.

07/23/2022

Bahahahaha

03/12/2022

Happy 3rd Birthday Miss Dawson Rae!

02/23/2022

Happy 6th Birthday Roscoe!

01/22/2022

Just an FYI....who knew there were instructions!!!!!!!!

Ffs!! Just found the instructions that came with the dog!! Should have read them sooner

Dear Customer,
Congratulations
on acquiring your Rottweiler. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:

Although your rottweiler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for most of the day This is normal as your Rottweiler ages, and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regard to there being none. Should your rottweiler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Rottweiler to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended, but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Naming: your Rottweiler comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Drop it, I said drop it, drop it
No, no, no, no
What are you doing now?
Sh****ad
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Oi, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Di****ad
Ffs
Get that out your mouth.
Arhhhhhh and

Software: Your Rottweiler is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What-the-hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-did-I-do
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Rottweiler. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now

12/05/2021

Daddy's little girl......

09/02/2021

Perfect!! Sharing this for all rottie lovers!!

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Rottweiler .

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Rottweiler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Rottweiler ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Rottweiler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Rottweiler to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Rottweiler comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Rottweilers zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Rottweiler is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Rottweiler.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from elsewhere**

03/13/2021

OMG....the crack head birthday girl.....

03/12/2021

Happy 2nd Birthday little one!

03/03/2021

We call this the hairy eyeball. It is much worse then the stink eye look. Such a jealous big baby!

12/12/2020

Roscoe: Why are they leaving us in the car?
Dawson: you farted again and gassed them out didn't you?

11/21/2020

Bahahahaha!

11/04/2020

No Roscoe....you are not going back outside. We came in 2 minutes ago! Who knew you would get so annoyed! The side stink eye. Hey buddy....did it hurt when you flopped down and sighed. He is still huffing at me and now refuses to look at me!!!!!!!

10/16/2020

10/16/2020

10/16/2020