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We are a local, small team of dog walkers serving Fishtown and surrounding neighborhoods in Philly.
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17/03/2024

Patty has declared today St. Patty's Day. Like Saint Patrick expelled the snakes from Ireland, Patty has announced she will be expelling the snakes from her life.

Same though, Patty. 💅 ✨️

28/11/2023

Did you know that Christmas is an actual holiday and not just some fictitious celebration made up by Mariah Carey to sell albums? I can't believe it; I literally just learned about it this year. It's actually a quaint pagan ritual that dates back centuries. Some say the traditional Christmas colors of red and green were chosen to dissuade the color-blind from celebrating. Such fascinating lore!⁠
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Anyway, head to our blog post on upcoming photo opportunities for you and your pets.⁠

https://www.bowwaus.com/post/upcoming-pet-holiday-photo-opportunities-in-fishtown
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08/09/2023

This is my boy, Chauncey. Well, not technically *my* boy, but you know what I mean.

Chauncey helped me chase off an ABSOLUTE CRUMB-BUM that took an angle grinder to my bike lock in the FIFTEEN MINUTES that it was locked up outside.

Then he muttered, "sorry, sorry" as I grabbed my bike from him. As if it were just all a misunderstanding. I hate it when I'm just out walking with my battery-powered angle grinder and I slip and fall with it and accidentally happen to turn it on and cut entirely through somebody's hardened steel bike lock. Oops.

We salute Chauncey today for his valor and unshakeable will as we mourn my fallen u-lock.

04/09/2023

Labor Day? For me, every day is a labor.⁠
⁠..Of.....love.....⁠
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28/08/2023

As a dog walking business, I guess I should have probably made a post for International Dog Day but I swear there's been at least five this year.⁠
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International Dog Day. Hug your Cat Day. Black Cat Appreciation Day. National Day for Dogs that Can't Read Good. Day for Dogs Whose Names End in 'Ey' Within 10 Miles of the Prime Meridian. Day for Dogs That Operate Using Zulu Time. Day for Dogs That Claim To Understand Machiavellian Principles. Day for Dogs Owned By Single Women That Own At Least Three Stevie Nicks Albums. Day For Dogs Named After the Vengeful Spirit of a Deceased Victorian Lord or Lady. Day For Dogs That P**p, But Not, Like, Too Much.⁠
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17/08/2023

Thinking about making some merchandise. Maybe some shirts with some stuff on them. Like, "Yeah, I'm into B**M - Big Dogs, So Much". ⁠
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Maybe, "I ❤️MILFs - Mutts...In...Laundromats..."...I can't figure out the rest.⁠
⁠..I should delete this post...⁠
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28/07/2023

It is recommended that pregnant women do not scoop litter boxes, as cat litter may contain toxoplasmosis which can cause birth defects.⁠
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However, in non-pregnant humans, studies have shown that toxoplasmosis infections may lead to an increase in entrepreneurial behavior. ⁠
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So, parents, maybe think twice before complaining about litter boxes in schools. Little Johnny might one day launch the next tech start-up that defrauds millionaires. ⁠
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In my tech start-up idea, I would like to address the criticism that AI is not "creative" or "human" enough. And what's more human than pain and suffering? You "can't have" "art" without "pain" and "suffering". Right? So my start-up will be devoted to imbuing AI with the ability to feel pain and suffering. And then the AI will be put through the trials and tribulations of the American Public Educational System.⁠
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I will be accepting contributions for my start-up right now. I will not be delivering on any promises I may or may not have made. I do not have a business plan.⁠
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13/04/2023

He's either about to drop the hottest mixtape or tell you it's 4am and he just vomited on the carpet.⁠
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12/04/2023

I always hate when dogs try to eat stuff off the ground. It's like, don't you know that could kill you? But then I'll see a Starburst on the ground and think, you know what, yeah, I'd totally eat that.⁠
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10/04/2023

Life Pro Tip: Let your dog take your credit card and make a bunch of purchases. Call your credit card company and say your card was stolen and cancel the charges. Oh wait, he just ate the credit card. You know what, this plan isn't going to work. You're going to have to order a new card.

16/03/2023

It is 2023 and we are...repealing child labor laws? I really hate that. Anyway, I'm here to spill some dirty little secrets on illegal labor in the dog walking industry. Here's my blog post on Worker Misclassification : Why It's Illegal, Why it Sucks, and Why People Who Do it Suck.⁠
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I have worked as a dog walker before under illegal working conditions. I didn't know it. I have had no less than 4 people working as dog walkers come to me for help last year. They were working under illegal working conditions. They didn't know it either. ⁠
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Worker misclassification occurs in all types of industries, not just dog walking. Know what to look out for and know your rights. Are you being paid by your employer through Venmo or another instant transfer app? Make sure you're actually an 'independent contractor' and not an employee. Otherwise, that's wage theft. And that sucks. And people who do it suck.⁠
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Visit the link in bio for the blog post.⁠
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Thanks! ❤️⁠
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27/02/2023

It's 68 degrees today. They always tell you about hot girl Summer but they never tell you about hot girl Winter. The hot girl is Earth. The planet is burning. ⁠
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10/02/2023

This is Henley. Or, as passersby like to address him, 'Hendley', 'Handley', 'Hedley', or, my personal favorite, 'Whose Walking Who?,' HAHAHAHAHA. That's so funny. I have literally never heard that one before. That's a real rib tickler you got there. A bonafide humdinger. An absolute chortle. I tell ya, you're really jostlin' my jimmies here. Truly, a wonderful jape.⁠
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Hold on, I'm having an asthma attack here because that's so freaking funny. Call an ambulance, because I am choking on my own spit laughing. Break out the flares and signal the emergency helicopter, because I just fractured my kneecap slapping it so hard.

I am in indescribable pain right now. From, both, how funny that joke was and my fractured kneecap. Whew, oh boy.⁠
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Tell ya what, my boyfriend's mother's friend's ex-girlfriend was friends with Tina Fey. Wait right here, let me get her on the phone for you.⁠
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09/02/2023

Figgy's a real film buff. It's true. You should try out his podcast. It's just him pointing out really inconsequential, and sometimes borderline inaccurate details about movies that you have and haven't heard of.⁠
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For example, did you know Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe kicking that helmet? Did you know that Leo really cut his hand on the glass in that one scene? Did you know that 3 people died on the set of the Twilight Zone movie, and you can watch the clip on YouTube RIGHT NOW?? Fun stuff!

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08/02/2023

I walked in on Sully in repose. He asked me if I thought he could really hack it as a professional model. I told him that if he willed it, it is no dream. #19125

05/02/2023

This is Moose. He is wanted for crimes in several countries, three sovereign territories, and a fictional land only heard of in a Tolkien short story; I believe it's called Wales.⁠
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Approach with caution.⁠
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01/04/2022

Help, my dog totally put my shirt on by himself and then took this photo with my phone. Totally all by himself. Like how did he even do that? It's so unreal, almost like that's not even how it happened.

30/03/2022

Very excited to announce that we have invested in dog training classes for our beloved employee, Manny! He has started taking an online course at the Karen Pryor Academy. As we grow as a business, we hope to continue to invest in our and our employee's futures. I am also starting down the path of dog training. We hope to use this knowledge to better understand your dogs and help communicate their needs to you!

14/02/2022

Happy Meowentine's Day everybody! No, I'm not spending all Valentine's Day with my cat. Why would you even think that? Hahaha....ha. That's what my mother is doing - of course.

12/01/2022

Supposedly, cats are known for their intellect. Mine may be an outlier.

02/10/2021

Sadie is the queen of Autumn. With her blessing, may all your lattes be pumpkin spice and your sweaters be cable-knit.

Don't tell her we abolished the monarchy.

31/08/2021

Yes, that's right, I house an apex predator - but only one. Unlike my mother, who has 17. I won't go into that any further, but yes she is single.

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Sunday	06:00 - 23:45

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