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The Felines

We are Harold and Maude and we are the Felines. We hunt mice and scratch the couch and taunt the dogs.

05/06/2024

I’m getting old. I’m kinda cranky. I drive Billy Dog crazy because he’s warm and well, I am a cat and I like to be warm when I’m napping. And as annoying as I may ever be, I am comforted knowing that my Human will never ever toss me to the side and abandon me. I will always be warm and I will always be fed. And I will always be loved. My Human and Harold and I know that many, many cats are not so lucky. Cats and kittens are not garbage. We deserve better. —Maude🐾

03/23/2024

I have spent hours now wanting to settle in UNDER the covers. My intentions and desires have been made purrfectly clear: I have alternated between staring a hole in The Human’s brain and gingerly placing my paw on her arm while flexing my claws. And yet, here I sit and remain ABOVE the covers. How could anyone possibly withstand such torment? Send HALP!! —Harold🐾

03/05/2024

The Human thought this silly tie would be cute. I don’t need a tie to be “cute” when I am already the Handsomest Boi Ever. The Human told me so during a conversation regarding my Freedom. As you can plainly see, I remain imprisoned. Send Halp. —Harold🐾

02/22/2024

I think you need to stop your obsessive scrolling and save me from this captivity. I am LITERALLY getting grey whiskers waiting for Halp. HALP!! — Harold🐾

11/30/2023

And sometimes, The Human’s Foster Kittys let us have the window seat. -Harold & Maude 🐾

10/30/2023

The Human arrived home.
I had a blep.
She took a photo.
I cannot rhyme.
—by Harold🐾

10/27/2023

*National Black Cat Day*
Please help us dispel the silly and quite dangerous notion that Black Cats are bad luck or somehow evil. The evil here comes in the form of ignorance and cruelty to things and ideas and too often Black Cats. —The Human (in support of her favourite Black Cats, Harold & Maude 🖤)

10/25/2023

The Human spent much of the day Out of the House and This is how Happy and Content I’ve been all Day!! —Harold🐾

07/04/2023

Today is Our Day. It’s the One Day that Maude and I shall not be tortured by The Human! She’s too busy worrying and doting on Dottie and Billy because they’re scaredy of the fireworks. While I would love to be sympathetic, I will instead enjoy my Human-Free evening! Happy and Safe Fourth!! —Harold🐾

06/01/2023

I found a freshly washed beddie that needed some kitty smells. —Maude 🐾

05/10/2023

On $5 Friday, we welcomed the Scooby Doo Crew to the Here Kitty Kitty Committee!! The family includes: Daphne (tabico momma), Velma (red tabby GIRL), Fred (blonde/buff boy). Shaggy and Scooby Doo are both red tabby boys.

05/10/2023

Clearly The Human deprives us of water so I have to steal it from the plants. Send Halp. -Harold🐾

05/03/2023

Listen. If you don’t want me to drink “your” water, then don’t leave it unattended. How am I supposed to know it’s “yours?” —Harold 🐾

04/21/2023

I was thinking if you knew just how stunningly handsome I really am that you’d be more likely to send halp. Please send Halp! —Harold

04/04/2023

Sometimes I’m just so handsome and have to allow the Paparazzi a photo…. —Harold 🐾

04/01/2023

Big Spring Storm rolling through!! I’m watching and planning for my chance to escape!! Wish me luck!! —Harold🐾

04/01/2023

Every day is Caturday around here! —Maude🐾

03/31/2023

The Human announced the End of Radiator Season. This counts as cruel and unusual punishment. How much more can I take? Send Halp! —Harold 🐾

03/25/2023

I do love the sun spots. The Human does allow for my sun spot naps. Even on the Big Beddie. I’m sure it’s a trap. Send Halp. —Harold🐾

03/11/2023

Caturdays are napping and snuggling. —Maude🐈‍⬛

03/08/2023

Water tastes MUCH better out of a cup. It’s Science. —Maude🐾

03/02/2023

The Human has created a space for me to show off my majestic good looks! I’m quite concerned about her ulterior motives, however. She must be up to something…. Send Halp! —Harold🐾

02/14/2023

Happy Valentine’s Day! —Maude❤️

02/02/2023

Day 4,934: The torture continues. If you don’t want me to rip open the Bag of Catnip hidden in a New Donation Bag, then DON’T leave it there! You KNOW I can’t resist eating plastic and most especially plastic filled with CATNIP!! That is simply Torture. Send Halp! —Harold🐾

01/24/2023

Finally. Enough of The Human’s Extra Kittys have moved out so I am once again allowed to have a new apartment of my very own. It’s important to test it out a bit before getting too comfortable just in case this is more trickery by The Human. —Harold 🐾

01/05/2023

When The Human is working to catch up on paperwork, it’s important to do your best to help out. —Maude🐾

12/12/2022

Oops! The Human has discovered my Broomstick. I thought it was well disguised while I figure how to Ride Away to Freedom Land. She has now confiscated my Broomstick. Send Halp! —Harold🐾

12/02/2022

The torture continues. The Human insists that this Water Bowl belongs in the Other Room and be Shared with THE DOGS!! I repeat: SHARED WITH DOGS!! Send Halp! —Harold🐾

12/01/2022

What? I’m comfy and the radiator is keeping my butt warm. —Harold 🐾

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