Clean It All Poop Scoopers

04/21/2025

Lil Dawgs run the world 🌎 man!

04/15/2025

When you take a pet to a shelter because you're tired of him treating you badly or stopping you from going on vacation, don't try to justify it to yourself. He's just sitting there, waiting for you to come back and bring him home. He's been waiting for seconds, minutes, hours, days, years... 🥹 He doesn't understand why you're not coming back, but he keeps waiting because he trusts you 💔 Because, unlike you, he loves you forever...

Adopting a pet is a serious responsibility! Think carefully before making that choice... ❤️

04/08/2025

Be careful, some of those aren’t eggs or chocolate! Don’t be that family member and call us today for a free quote!

04/08/2025

Is the dog p**p getting out of control at your house?
Is your pup giving you those silly “where do I go?” looks because the yard’s a landmine zone?
Is your wife fed up and the kids stuck inside because they can’t play in P**pville, USA?

Let Clean It All P**p Scoopers save your yard (and your sanity)!

We offer weekly cleanup options to keep things fresh and clean.
Fast. Easy. Reliable.
Get your FREE quote today via the messenger app or online at https://cleanitallp**pscoopers.square.site/
Or just shoot us a quick text or call — we’re here to help!

03/26/2025

03/26/2025

Sometimes being grown just means we turn back into babies 🐶

03/24/2025

03/20/2025

Want to know why dog waste isn't a good fertilizer for a flower bed or garden?

As the wise ones of society say, you are what you eat, and a majority of what our furry family members eat happens to be protein. Unless your pet of choice is a bunny, horse, cow etc, their waste probably doesn't make a good fertilizer nor a good thing to leave in your yard to break down.

Dog waste specifically has a high level of nitrogen and is known for being acidic. As a matter of fact, p**p scoopers already serves some avid gardeners who request that dog waste be removed from their garden beds.

There are many nasty little critters that can hide in dog waste especially. Things like parasites, hookworms, roundworms, giardia, and parvovirus can live in dog p**p for days. They can also lay eggs in your garden potentially and make you very ill. Don't let that happen to your kids in your own yard. Give us a call and if we can't help maybe we can point you in someone's direction who can.

03/20/2025

When someone asks what its like being a p**p scooper, IDK bc most of the time the pups think I'm just a dirty thief! 🤣🐶💩

03/19/2025

We started from their “bottoms” 🐕 now we’re here! 😂 seriously though, We’d like to thank everyone who has signed up for service recently with us as we have a nearly full route on our hands. What we do isn’t always pretty but it surely is necessary as it helps those who can’t do what they want to and those who can, but lack the time to have the hope of having a normal yard again. Spend that valuable time with your loved ones and pets. Let us assist you with your fur family property today and remove your pet waste 💩 problems for you! We literally only have a couple more slots left in Edgecombe, Nash, and Pitt counties. Send us a message and we can get you a quote today!

03/17/2025

We do more than scoop 💩 of course. Our plants are 💩 powered though 😊

Check out John E. Son’s video.

02/21/2025

We launched our venture with the initial support of just family and friends, but as we have gained new customers over the last few months, we have found that we have just added more family and friends. Thank you for your early and continued support!

02/21/2025

No matter where your pet’s favorite spot to “go” is, we can take care of it! 🐶💩

02/19/2025

Snow is on the minds of everyone today! What about when it melts though? What will your yard reveal underneath the wet 65F days ahead? Is your yard less than worthy of a snow cream treat? Have your pups outside moments begun to pile up so that its difficult to keep their paws and yours clean? Don't judge yourself. That time cleaning the yard could be spent with the kids or the furry family themselves. Surely the cleanups aren't more important than them? Call us instead and we can take that worry away. We also provide a convenient, environmentally safe, and consistent cleanup for your pups play areas. Best part is if you signup now, we will waive any initial additional cleanup fees for the first service, making the first cleanup and every week's cleanup only $15. Call 252-266-0626 or DM us today to get your lawn on our schedule this week!

02/16/2025

A lot of someone’s found their 🐶 valentine 💘 this year it appears!

02/15/2025

We found our valentine! 💘 Show your pup how much you love them this LOVE-LY time of year by giving them a 💩 free play area. Contact us to help keep your pups outside areas clean and sanitary! We remove all waste and treat the area with a pet/lawn safe deodorizer all for only $15.

02/10/2025

What an inhoomane thing to do to a doggo!

The Bandanna of Betrayal.
The Shawl of Shame.
The Horrible Hankie of Hunger.
The Do-Rag of Dietary Deprivation and Despair.
Upon my arrival at the Patricia Green Winery in Newberg Oregon, I was confronted with a horrific sight that left me with an awful and impossible dilemma; I could either respect the cruel and inexplicable demands of the customer by denying biscuits to their dog Maggie, or I could break their rules and yield to the almost hypnotic, yearning gaze of her pleading eyes as she beseeched me to proffer her daily treats.
I considered my options carefully as I looked around to see if anyone was watching. Their wishes were clear, but what harm could *one* biscuit possibly do? What kind of barbaric monster would force their sweet dog to wear a sign around her neck prohibiting treats? How could I possibly be expected to withhold her daily Milk Bone? What had she done to deserve such barbaric treatment? And how many biscuits could I sneak to her without getting busted?
Fortunately, my questions were soon answered by the arrival of her owner who graciously explained the reason for this seemingly abusive act. It turns out that the vineyard had been hosting their annual fall wine tasting all week long, and was providing the guests with salami, prosciutto, breads, and various types of gourmet cheeses to be paired with the wines. And in her role as official tasting room mascot, Maggie was allowed to circulate freely amongst the guests, who of course were rendered as powerless as I by her beseeching gaze. The result of their copious offerings of such rich meats and sharp cheeses upon her digestive system are best left to the imagination, and her humans were left with no alternative but to take drastic action in order to prevent Miss Maggie the Manipulative and Malodorous Moocher from rendering the tasting room uninhabitable.
Fortunately for her, however, the feeding ban did NOT apply to ordinary dog biscuits, thus leaving me free to be the hero and ease her pangs of hunger on what turned out to be Quadruple Biscuit Friday. All was right with the world once again!
By Scott Hodges.