11/13/2025
Hiii! I’m Kiri 😸
I’m a 17-pound (all muscle, obviously 💪) mixed-breed cutie from OB, CA 😎 My mama rescued me 13 years ago, and we’ve been inseparable ever since—basically a rom-com but with more fur and tuna.
I can be a little shy at first (stranger danger, you know?), but once I decide you’re not a total weirdo, mama says I turn into the sweetest, silliest, goofiest little love nugget on the planet 😇
FAVORITE THINGS:
☀️ Napping on my heating pad by the window like a sunbathing superstar
🌿 Backyard adventures with mom
🎵 Smooth piano jazz (I have refined taste, thank you very much)
🧵 Chasing strings and lasers like it’s my 9-to-5
🍑 B***y smacks (don’t judge)
🐸 MR. PICKLE!!! (Shoutout to Ashley for the hookup)
🐟 And obviously… TUNA. Lots of it. All of it.
DISLIKES:
🚫 Loud noises
🚹 Men (except for my dad—he’s cool, I guess) 🙃