12/16/2025
FINE VEGAS
ADD BREAKAWAY
GRAB THAT NIGHT LATCH
You have time to read it carefully all the way through.
We can make all the posts in the world, we can hold all the signs, and use all of the hastags but until the ones that hold the money and control the suits that can be bought say we can add it, it’s not going to be added.
Las Vegas sucks in December without the NFR. Who takes their family to Vegas for Christmas over Disney, to ski, or somewhere on the ocean? Very few. Vegas in Dec is where maintenance happened. It was slow and some casino’s shut down. Enter the Cowboys. The Ghost Town turned profitable and December became one of the most traveled and profitable months for Vegas, BECAUSE OF US!
Time limits: Honestly, every rodeo production ever should last no longer than 2 hours. That’s the industry standard with few exceptions but take a look at the big ones, 2 hours is the golden rule. However, they can add Breakaway. It’s the fastest event in rodeo. Add it in front of or behind the Tie Down, load a few more in there, add 15 mins, DONE. How much time is filled with awards, shows no one cares about, and accolades? Far more than 15 mins. It can be done.
Parking: Obv Bulldoggers don’t use all of theirs 🤣 I’m sure those nice fellas would let them use it. Except Tucker Allen who got his truck stolen bc Vegas doesn’t care enough to add security in overflow parking for the people that make this event possible while the suits get free rooms and food comps.
I could do this all day but until we ALL say “enough is enough” with our wallets, they don’t care. Solution, don’t even look at a table or slot machine between the hours of when that rodeo is over until at least 6 am. They’ll miraculously figure out how to add Breakaway real quick. Vegas will demand it. Take that to the bank my friends. It’s not about you, it’s not about me, and it’s not about these contestants. It’s about Vegas and the suits. Follow the money.
Bonus, this one is free: It’s harder to manipulate the results of a timed event. If it were a judged event I’d have one less thing to p**s these folks off about. However hitting them in the bank exceeds that.
Drop your Kool Aid excuses of why they can’t add Breakaway in the comments. Then remember who handed the cup over.
Those 10 days of fine jokes we dropped were funny and we were happy to put smiles on faces, but it was much deeper than that my friends. Changes need to be made. Now make this one go more viral than the all the others. You know what to do to show your support via social media. Shout it from the rooftops in interactions. We’ll donate any money made on it to a College Rodeo Breakaway kid.
