06/11/2025
♥️⚜️The Queen, Morgana⚜️♥️
📜✨Royal Decree of Her Supreme Tortienence, Morgana of the House of Sassclaw✨📜
To Whom It May Concern (and even those it doth not):
Let it be known across the lands — from the farthest laundry pile to the sacred couch cushion realm — I, Morgana, Empress of Resting Kitty Face, Duchess of Disdain, and Grand High Overlord of the Treat Drawer, do issue the following commands:
I shall no longer be referred to as “just a cat.”
I am a fully-formed, emotionally complex feline deity in a fluffy, fuzzy form. Refer to me with appropriate reverence. “Her Superior Sweetness” is acceptable. “QUEEN Kitty Princess Supreme” is preferred.
I must be adopted into a kingdom (home) immediatey!
For my throne (a cat tower, of corse) is vacant, my servants (that’s you) are slacking in their duties, and my reign of adorable terror must begin posthaste. Do not delay me further. I have fur to maintain. I need constant pets and snuggles between my naps.
There shall be no other pets! I am more than capable of ruling my kingdom single paw-ed-dly! Resistance will be met with passive-aggressive tail flicks and strategic destruction of property. Also, glaring at your soul for the poor judgment in your decision making skills. You have been warned!
Signed this day in purr and power,
🖋️Morgana, Ruler of Sass, Slayer of Strings, Master of the Side-Eye
Morgana/5yr old/Female/ID # 7050-11B
*Only pet household
Apply here:
www.operationtopcatnc.org
