Roxie's Rotties

06/01/2024

AKC Rottweiler Pups/Breeding

06/01/2024

Rottweilers of Missouri

05/15/2024

I need a new furever home!
My name is Mila.
I live in Springfield Missouri. I am six years old. I love humans. I am not so good with cats! Other dogs are generally good to play with, if they are not to small! I have not been around many kiddos.
Please PM me if you are interested!

04/28/2024

Spoiled

04/28/2024

04/14/2024

04/14/2024

Sadie‘s puppies
Eyes and ears are open.
Sweet little rotty cubs!

03/31/2024

The boys!

03/31/2024

The girls!

03/31/2024

Momma takes a break from the pups, relishing some much-needed me-time.

03/29/2024

We are excited to announce….

Sadie has successfully delivered 6 puppies, with 3 males and 3 females already having permanent families.

08/25/2023

Watching the Grand pups ❤️

05/10/2023

AKC German Rottweiler puppies with champion bloodlines looking for their furever home! Puppies are 5 weeks old and will be ready for their new homes on may 26th! We are located in Springfield, Mo. 3 Boys and 1 girl all still available!

05/01/2023

Puppies had some fun outside today!!! 4 weeks old and all in the 7lb range! All still available!

05/01/2023

Puppies are 4 weeks old and have had their first vaccinations and are loving the puppy mush and starting to get really playful! All 3 boys and 1 girl still available!!! Text Hannah at 417-298-4307 with any questions!

04/22/2023

AKC registered Rottweiler puppies for sale! Mom and dad on site! 3 boys and 1 girl all still available! Text Hannah at 417-298-4307 if you have any questions! Puppies turned 3 weeks old on 4/21/23 and are all in the 4lb range!

04/04/2023

Puppies are here!!! Born 3/31/23 3 boys and 1 girl all still available!!! Will be ready for there furever homes 5/26/23

03/26/2023

4 confirmed puppies!!!!! They should be here soon! Reserve yours today!

03/22/2023

We have a confirmed pregnancy! Mila & Scout puppies are due in About 20 days! Inquiry via messenger! These two make beautiful pups!

09/03/2022

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Rottweiler .

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Rottweiler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Rottweiler ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Rottweiler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Rottweiler to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Rottweiler comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Rottweilers zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Rottweiler is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Rottweiler.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from elsewhere**

07/30/2022

The girls❤️🌧🐾

07/30/2022

Scout and Bumper
❤️🌧🐾

12/10/2021

🐾❤️🐾❤️

12/06/2021

4 weeks old today!

12/05/2021

The pups will be moving out of the pool today🐾🐾🐾🐾

12/01/2021

3 weeks old.
Springfield Missouri