Turd Nerds

28/07/2023

All yards will be done on Saturday this week!
If that doesn’t work for you please pm me! Thanks.

20/07/2023

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19/04/2023

Good morning,
I’m posting today in hopes of rehoming a Great Dane.
This dog is extremely special and the proper home will be carefully choosen.

Please pm me for more information!

07/03/2023

Hello my nerds!

A really good friend of mine makes custom collars. I personally have used her for all 3 of my animals and pretty soon my goat. I’d love if everyone could show this mama some love!
Don’t forget to like, share and follow her page!

http://paperchasingcollars.com

Build a personalized dog collar and leash bundle with So Fetch Company. We are a mom owned handmade with love custom dog accessory business in Columbus Ohio.

27/11/2022

You guys!
I am excited to announce, we now offer dog walking!!!!
Feel free to reach out for quotes and more info.
Please spread the word!
Thank you,
Don’t forget to smile. 😊

11/11/2022

PSA!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣📢📢📢

We have holiday oriented treats!!!
Don’t forget to place your orders AT least one week in advance.

Happy holdidays,
Don’t forget to smile!
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09/11/2022

Good morning,
Every year I have 3 families that I help provide Christmas presents too. I normally collect Christmas presents and personally wrap and deliver them on Christmas Eve.
This year I would like to try and help 4.
If any of my clients would be interested in donating gently used or new toys let me know and we can arrange for me to pick them up.
Please message me for ages and genders.
I also accept visa gift cards for clothing needs.

Additionally if you are a family in need, please private message me so we can see about getting you some extra help this holiday season.

I was considering making a donation page to collect money as well, to help anyone who may need extra bill support this season.
Let me know your thoughts please.
As usual, thank you for your support.
Don’t forget to smile 😊
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06/11/2022

Good evening and happy Saturday my friends,
I wanna give a huge shout out to my customers.
I have gotten to know each and everyone of you, and you are all AMAZING!
Don’t forget to appreciate yourselves today, give yourself a big hug and always try and be someone’s ray of sunshine, on these lazy wet Windy fall days!
As always,
Don’t forget to smile!
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21/10/2022

Hello friends!
After much consideration, it looks like we may just keep the service over the winter.
Of course If weather is to severe I will need to cancel.
I also will not be tromping through the snow.

I did want to touch base and see if there is any interest in my turd nerd shirts I typically wear while working?
We can customize the color, and of course the size.
If there is any interest I may just make a small inventory and see how it does.
Anyhoot,
Life is short, so as always, don’t forget to smile.
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05/06/2022

Don’t forget to like and follow our page ❤️

Hey everyone!
I’m sorry our page has been dead for awhile, the kiddos and I have been sick.
I wanted to let everyone know that treats are officially for sale!
We have a few different kinds. I’ll post pictures as well as information for each later on today.
We have sold out of our blueberry oat treat but I’ll get another batch done asap.
Thank you!
I hope everyone is doing well with this crazy weather.🌧
Don’t forget to smile 🖤

04/06/2022

Hey everyone!
I’m sorry our page has been dead for awhile, the kiddos and I have been sick.
I wanted to let everyone know that treats are officially for sale!
We have a few different kinds. I’ll post pictures as well as information for each later on today.
We have sold out of our blueberry oat treat but I’ll get another batch done asap.
Thank you!
I hope everyone is doing well with this crazy weather.🌧
Don’t forget to smile 🖤

14/05/2022

I wanted to take a little time today to thank my clients for all of your support! I truly appreciate your business and have thoroughly enjoyed getting to know each and every one of you!
Don’t forget to smile today 🖤
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09/05/2022

Happy Mother’s Day to all the beautiful mothers out there!
I hope your day was special. 🖤
Don’t forget to smile.
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04/05/2022

Don’t forget to like and share please ❤️❤️❤️❤️

04/05/2022

Hey everyone!
I’m so excited to announce 📢 starting next week we will have dog treats for sale!
I’m working on a allergy specific treat as well that will be coming to the shop soon!
Don’t worry, we love all animals here, so we will be selling cat treats too!
Farm animals will be added in the future if there happens to be a demand for such a product.
Don’t forget to smile today 🖤

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27/04/2022

As the weather starts to warm up, I would love to get more clients/grow my business.
Is it possible to have all my clients recommend my business/leave a review?!
I would truly appreciate it.
Thank you !
Don’t forget to smile 🖤

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22/04/2022

Let’s take a minute to talk about grass burn, why grass burn happens, and things you can do to correct it

Grass burn occurs because your dogs urine is naturally high in nitrogen. Nitrogen is an important component for a healthy lawn however high concentrations cause grass burn.

What can we do to correct this problem? DILUTION! That’s right! Dilution is the solution to pollution, or grass burn in this case. Anytime you take your dog outside a simple solution would be to water the area your dog recently soiled. You can try and designate a specific potty area to make it easier to spray down after every trip outside.

Other solutions include: choosing an outdoor area and using gravel, or cedar mulch and then deodorizing that area once a month. Using dog rocks have rumored to help, by removing impurities from your dogs water, you ensure a healthier urine( these can be found on Amazon). Make sure your dog has a balanced diet, including dog safe fruits and vegetables (always consult your veterinarian before feeding new foods). Keeping your fur baby hydrated is also important (remember dilution). Last but not least, planting hardier grasses such as; Kentucky bluegrass, perennial ryegrass, and Bermuda can be beneficial.

There are some rumors that feeding pH balancing supplements to your dog can help, but there is no substantial evidence this is true.

Thank you for reading, I hope this information helps keep your grass just a little greener. 🖤
Don’t forget to smile!
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21/04/2022

I’ve created a simple price chart to help get an idea of what to expect.
Prices do slightly vary so please call or message for an exact quote!
Don’t forget to smile today!
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19/04/2022

You guys!!
I am so excited to announce, that within the month we will be selling various animal products. I can not even begin to thank my friends, family, and of course customers for the growth we’ve seen in the last month.

I have quite a few openings as well so please message for a quote!

Thank you all !!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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16/04/2022

Our eco-friendly, convenient service reduces the hassle of cleaning up pet waste, and protects your family and the environment from harmful bacteria and disease.
Call or message today for a quote!

12/04/2022

At Turd Nerds, we value cleanliness and your pet's well-being. We disinfect our p**p scooping equipment from home to home to keep from spreading any parasites or disease.

Like us on Facebook to receive notices about specials and new features to our service.

08/04/2022

Hey everyone, welcome to my page!
It’s currently under heavy construction so bare with me.
I’m so excited to have everyone follow along with me on this journey.