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Deep Fork River Bulldogs Small kennel of home raised, colorful English Bulldogs

In loving memory of our beloved Bear. He was the sweetest soul for his entire 8 years of life who only wanted to be in m...
24/02/2024

In loving memory of our beloved Bear. He was the sweetest soul for his entire 8 years of life who only wanted to be in my lap or on a pillow. Wait for me at The Bridge, sweet boy, momma will see you there one day.

When Mom refuses to share her bacon, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich and you are DYING of starvation...send help. Plea...
07/08/2023

When Mom refuses to share her bacon, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich and you are DYING of starvation...send help. Please.

The look you give mom after you went snorkeling in a mud puddle and she drags you to the shower for a bath...
01/03/2023

The look you give mom after you went snorkeling in a mud puddle and she drags you to the shower for a bath...

"Uhmmm, Mom, we want snuggles on the couch!" Another day in the life of a Bulldog!
09/12/2022

"Uhmmm, Mom, we want snuggles on the couch!"

Another day in the life of a Bulldog!

Caught these two having snuggles in the hallway. Susie Q is normally an outside cat but she comes in when it gets too co...
18/11/2022

Caught these two having snuggles in the hallway. Susie Q is normally an outside cat but she comes in when it gets too cold out. Bear was happy to oblige with some Bulldog love!

07/10/2022

Same here at Deep Fork River Bulldogs...do not disturb the Bullies, even if you may be dying!

National Dog Day...otherwise known as a typical day here at The Ranch! Ha!
31/08/2022

National Dog Day...otherwise known as a typical day here at The Ranch! Ha!

When Mom won't share breakfast with you. Pout skill=professional.
26/06/2022

When Mom won't share breakfast with you. Pout skill=professional.

If I fits, I sits. Yes, everything in the house can be used for a quick nap...🤣🤣
24/05/2022

If I fits, I sits.

Yes, everything in the house can be used for a quick nap...🤣🤣

Storm? What storm?Rainy day couch snuggles.🥰
04/04/2022

Storm? What storm?

Rainy day couch snuggles.🥰

Yes, this is our couch. Why do you ask?
08/03/2022

Yes, this is our couch. Why do you ask?

Bulldog is temporarily out of service. Please reboot.
21/02/2022

Bulldog is temporarily out of service. Please reboot.

Bulldog or Mountain Goat? You decide!
07/02/2022

Bulldog or Mountain Goat? You decide!

27/01/2022

Can't wait to get some weather here and see if Bear and Moon have this much fun!

Bulldog Warranty Dear Customer, Congratulations on acquiring your Bulldog. Please find the instructions for your ...
24/01/2022

Bulldog Warranty

Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your Bulldog. Please find the instructions for your model listed below:

Although your Bullog comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Bulldog ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Psycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Psycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Psycho mode in regard to there being none. Should your Bulldog suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Bulldog to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended, but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Bulldog comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open the Bulldog zipper on their belly as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumors that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Bulldog is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love everyone chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 0898 what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Bulldog. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.

🤗😂

Weekends are for laying on the couch, especially when the weather sucks.
17/01/2022

Weekends are for laying on the couch, especially when the weather sucks.

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Can't wait to get some weather here and see if Bear and Moon have this much fun!

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