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Ugly Ivan's Fins and Scales Rescue Welcome to Ugly Ivan's Aquatics Rescue, the only fish rescue in the Intermountain west.
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28/06/2024

So this book I'm reading says that content is important to a page. Something about "you don't get to 4k followers without daily uploads of high quality media your followers will love."

Anyway, here's a Panda giving birth.

I'm sure some of you have been wondering what I've been up to, aside from working and rescuing fish.I've gotten back int...
10/06/2024

I'm sure some of you have been wondering what I've been up to, aside from working and rescuing fish.

I've gotten back into photography! Mostly analog, because I like old stuff that doesn't steal all your data and requires a second mortgage for the software.

I've been developing my own film for a while now, so this isn't necessarily a huge step for me, just getting the rest of the materials I need and setting up a darkroom to develop in.

Ill probably donate some of my prints to a store for Ivan's, though I want to get a few things back to spec before I take in rescues.

First item on the agenda: clean the 75 gallon community tank, replant it, and update the landscape.

I'll share my progress here and imgur, and talk a little about the issues the tank has and how to fix them.

It's time to get back on the horse, and I'm ready.

Here's your fun bee fact of the day. Did you know that bees can get drunk on fermented nectar? Yes? Isn't that cool! Dru...
07/06/2024

Here's your fun bee fact of the day. Did you know that bees can get drunk on fermented nectar? Yes? Isn't that cool! Drunk bees are so silly!

If a drunk bee returns to the hive the other bees will violently cut her wings and legs off before gouging out her eyes and dumping her far away from the hive.

This fact is significantly less silly. Actually I take back the whole silly bees thing.

They do this for one simple reason. Yeast.

Yeast needs two things to start fermenting, sugar and heat. Honey is sugar. And bee hives are incredibly warm. This means that if a few cells are compromised, the hive could lose their entire stock of honey.

Has anyone else noticed that Facebook is getting... Bad?Facebook decided that I like science content for the feed for ug...
05/06/2024

Has anyone else noticed that Facebook is getting... Bad?

Facebook decided that I like science content for the feed for ugly Ivan's (why a business/content producing page needs a content feed is a rant for a different day) but they've decided that science basically means anything. So originally it was NASA and posts about space and rockets. Then a few weeks of ignoring the feed it switches to sketchy science; Teslas, hyperloop, Elon musk, crypto (immediately blocked that nightmare topic) and other questionable topics.

Now Facebook has decided that science is statements like "THE EARTH IS FLAT, ATLANTIS IS REAL, AND PENGUINS ARE ALIENS" and accounts run exclusively by people who look like the guy pictured below.

I hate this site so much.

15/05/2024

Does anyone have experience coding with the ESP32 control unit? I'm working on a project that requires one to run a sensor array and a second one to calculate and dose chemicals into an aquarium.

Preferably with iot integration so I can control it with my phone from the field.

I just have a few questions about integrating sensors and getting everything to work properly.

Thank you!

I like fish. Fish don't hurt me, fish are my friends. People freaking suck.I've been dealing with a lot of crap, but esp...
04/05/2024

I like fish. Fish don't hurt me, fish are my friends. People freaking suck.

I've been dealing with a lot of crap, but especially around the rescue. It's hard to rescue animals with a 50% success rate. It's because there is no veterinary support for fish, it's just me and the piles of literature that I have to read through and understand before I can even begin a treatment.

So, yesterday I made a post on a page basically saying "hey, I'm here, I am able to help if you have a large aggressive or dangerous fish that needs a home." I was met with hate from one of the moderators of the group.

"Knowing you and your associates, I wouldn't trust you with a goldfish cracker."

I can honestly say I've never heard that from someone else. Inside my own head? Sure, all the time, almost constantly on bad days, actually almost word for word, minus the associates part.

So I decided to take it down, take a deep breath, and make another post a bit later to figure out what's going on.

And... I got my answer.

See picture below.

I am colleagues with Meadow Dawn a taxidermist who preserves exotic animals, insects, and other general oddities that aren't necessarily my taste, but skill recognizes skill, and she has true talent.

Definitely check her out.

The accusation here is that I'm taking in animals, killing them, and then giving or selling them to her to be preserved and sold.

This is... Honestly so insane that I really don't have words for it. Yes. What I do has a high failure rate, I'll be the first to admit that, but I don't sell the cadavers off, most especially because I have strict disposal requirements for bodies that have been exposed to antibiotics and other drugs.

I incinerate them to prevent bacteria spreading into the local ecosystem, with strict handling procedures to prevent contamination of any kind.

Yes, I'm sure embalming fluids would prevent that same spread, but I'm not about to take that risk.

As such, I have not given a single cadaver to Meadow

the second part is... Well... I don't like to air out dirty laundry, especially on this page, but if you've met me in person, you'll know that I'm critical of unethical fish sales. Selling fish like pacu, common Plecos, even red Oscars is, in my opinion, an incredibly unethical practice.

As a rescue worker, the largest tank I've ever seen was 300 gallons, that is half of the minimum requirement for a pacu, which needs 600 gallons minimum to be comfortable.

Shovelnose catfish require 1,200 gallons minimum.

I always tell people to take the minimum size requirements of a species and double it, that way they're comfortable in their tank.

I have seen all of the species I've listed above at a local pet shop called Joe's pet Place, and in person I've been very critical of their practices.

I spoke with Deananne about their stock, and her defence was "well how do you know people don't have a tank large enough?"

I don't. But I know that I've only ever seen three tanks over 100 gallons in the area, and statistically not a lot of people are going to be at the top of that curve.

Second "sometimes our supplier just adds these animals to our order, and we have to sell them."

I've done retail ordering, that's not how it works, and if a supplier sent me animals I didn't order, I'd be finding a new supplier.

Deananne, the owner of Joe's, pulled me aside one day and asked me about Kyle Jones my good friend and business partner. She told me he was stealing rescues from Ivan's, that he was stealing business from her, and basically was abusing my organization's name for his own benefit.

I confronted him on these accusations, and found that not only were none of them true, he was only rescuing reptiles, animals that I couldn't take in anyway, but was also placing them with people he trusted, not selling them as she had claimed. Further, he was not stealing her business, but rather selling feeder rats to people when Joe's ran out of stock, because he was the supplier for all of their feeder rodents.

Kyle decided to leave Joe's, for what I hope are obvious reasons.

I'm making this information public Because of the second comment from this person "if the rumors from the pet shop weren't true."

There are only two pet shops in my area, Petco, who recently changed their ordering policy to only smaller community fish for ethical reasons, and Joe's.

I didn't want to use my platform and my following to hurt another business, especially because I would just rather have these issues out in private.

However, these issues have been brought to a public stage, and my credibility as a rescuer is being threatened, I cannot allow that to happen, so I'm using my platform to make one statement about all of this, so I can get back to rescuing the animals that I love.

I don't kill my rescues to be sold as a taxidermy. I don't know why that isn't excruciatingly obvious, but here we are. I'll answer any questions in the comments.

Thank you.

09/02/2024

Me going through the many scars on my hands

"Knife, burn, burn, hammer, piranha....."

Person I'm explaining my injuries to: "lol Mark, you cut yourself on so many things, but what actually did that?"

"A piranha. Did I stutter?"

06/02/2024

Be me: all quiet on the western front. No rescues in a while.

Someone calls me asking for help with an animal

"Someone called me and they need my help! TAKE THAT DEPRESSION!"

"Hey fish rescue dingus, you still doing the rescue thing?"Apparently so, but this isn't a fish.I've got a snake now.  E...
03/02/2024

"Hey fish rescue dingus, you still doing the rescue thing?"

Apparently so, but this isn't a fish.

I've got a snake now.

Everyone, meet Andromeda, a lovely ball python that needed a new home and Kyle and I are more than happy to provide.

She's a carrier of the Spider gene, which causes wobbly snake disorder. It's a fairly serious neurological condition, and there's no cure, so we're not going to be adopting her out.

Instead Andromeda will join our collection of ambassadors; animals that require special treatment or have a story that helps owners learn important lessons about proper animal care!

So if you come to some of our events you'll be able to meet Andromeda and learn more about ethical breeding practices and why they're so important!

Also, fun fact, I'm playing Dave The Diver in the background of the first photo, fish are just... Part of my life now. I can't escape.

08/01/2024

Be me:

Trying to get a live stream setup for my turtle pond so people can watch the turtles online.

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Life started going downhill ever since I started using the words "Fish Rescue" on my resume.

Anyway, I need a camera, a tripod, a computer.

Have the camera, and two tripods, but one is broken, a second one is missing the shoe, and I can't find the one I'd been using in my student days, which I have a shoe for because it's attached to my camera.

Fine.

Order a thing to fix the other tripod. It's like $15

Open closet, look on top shelf for something else.

"Hey there's my student tripod!"

Phone buzzes

"Your order of tripod camera mount has shipped!"

-_-

05/01/2024

So I'm pretty sure someone stole the graphics card I bought for the turtle streaming PC out of my truck, because I can't find the stupid thing anywhere.

Shouldn't be any more delayed though. I have a laptop that will work fine, so we're still on schedule.

Secret project is stalled because I let the magic smoke out of my chips and they all sad. The power supply was supposed to be at 1.2 for testing purposes and someone (me) had it set to 12. Who would have thought ten times the power would be bad? Not me!

As for the graphics card... It was like $50 so it won't be hard to replace. I hope whomever got it is happy with a gpu at least 5 years out of date with processing power like a quadruple amputee horse.

It's not that bad, just taking things as they go and just being hakuna matata about it.

I had the following exchange at work yesterday:A customer comes up to me in the deli and says"can I get your double chee...
04/01/2024

I had the following exchange at work yesterday:

A customer comes up to me in the deli and says

"can I get your double cheeseburger but like... In half?"

Me: "a double cheeseburger but cut in half?"

Customer: "no, a double cheeseburger but like half as big."

Me: ".................So a regular cheeseburger then?"

"No, a double cheeseburger but with just one patty"

"So a regular cheeseburger then"

"Well what comes on the cheeseburger?"

"Everything that is on the double cheeseburger, just with only one patty."

"And that is....?"

"Lettuce tomato pickles and onions....."

"And what comes on the cheeseburger?"

"Lettuce..... Tomato.... Pickles... And onions."

"Ok, I'll have that, but can you put cheese on it?"

"Absolutely!"

This person was in their thirties.

I feel like I went through the conversational equivalent of ten kicks to the head.

"oh boy, another post from my favorite deranged fish guy! What delightful thing has entered his rescue in the new Year?"...
02/01/2024

"oh boy, another post from my favorite deranged fish guy! What delightful thing has entered his rescue in the new Year?"

Covid 19.

And turtles.

Everyone, meet Magnolia and Oogway.

Oogway is red eared slider, and Magnolia is a map turtle (I think? Fish are easier to identify.)

I rescued the both of them from a fan out in rock springs whose mother in law left them behind when she passed away, and decided to give them to me back in October, and I confidently said "oh I'll take them by November."

And I took them in on Thursday of last week.

I think magnolia has some shell issues, but I'm not 100% sure. I've also been sleeping about 23 hours a day for the past week, so I'll look into it more when I'm not actively dying.

Anyway, hope everyone has a happy new year! I can't wait to see what 2024 will bring

Guess who got his dumb ass stuck in his new aquarium?Anatoly had 300 gallons of space to explore, but no, the space unde...
18/12/2023

Guess who got his dumb ass stuck in his new aquarium?

Anatoly had 300 gallons of space to explore, but no, the space under the riser holding up the filter looked too good for him to pass up.

I was late to work because of him.

Fortunately the only injury is his ego and my reputation with my boss.

I found myself walking into a home to pick up a Midas cichlid today,  where I discovered a beautiful tank on display, it...
18/12/2023

I found myself walking into a home to pick up a Midas cichlid today, where I discovered a beautiful tank on display, it wasn't large, just 150 gallons, but inside was a giant who seemed to be a little oversized for the tank.

Everyone, meet Angry Anatoly, and I already love him!

I've decided to share two photos of him, he had decided to go on a hunger strike and diluted his bright orange. He's beautiful either way, my phone camera doesn't do him justice.

He apparently likes to bite anything that gets into his tank, fingers, fish, food, whatever, he's not picky.

He's also fairly large. Miadas cichlids are at the top end of what I can transport in a 5 gallon bucket, and I almost had to borrow a cooler to transport him.

(Note to self: buy a 10 gallon cooler.)

We got him loaded without getting bit, and I collected my free plecostomus that comes with every rescue!

The pleco did attempt to spike me a few times, but that's a normal everyday part of the job.

Anatoly has been added to the terraces for the time being, I figure he'll appreciate the 300 gallons of space with larger roommates to keep him busy. He's substantially larger than the turtles I plan on putting in, so he *should* get along with them. If he doesn't, I'll move him into my 150 gallon indoor pond, and keep him by himself. That way he doesn't get bothered by the turtles.

I should know pretty quickly if there are any issues with him and the turtles.

All in all, Angry Anatoly went perfectly, the terraces are growing and I'm very happy with the direction things are moving.

If you'd like to support Ugly Ivan’s in our quest to help exotic animals, you should check out the donation button at the bottom of the page! We wouldn't be able to do this without your support, and it means the world to us that we're able to save the animals that we love!

Thank you and have a merry Christmas!

12/12/2023
07/12/2023

The radiator on the land cruiser blew up.... again. So now I have to use the truck that doesn't like snow.... in the winter.

Part 3 isn't all that interesting.  It's just a cap.
03/12/2023

Part 3 isn't all that interesting. It's just a cap.

I have acquired a PLC chip!Everyone, meet hint  #2 otherwise known as an esp32 programmable logic controller. It is too ...
02/12/2023

I have acquired a PLC chip!

Everyone, meet hint #2 otherwise known as an esp32 programmable logic controller.

It is too small to fit in my 3d printed shell.

If I remember correctly, I might have grabbed an STL sized for an arduino uno, which may be larger, but I don't know, or really care all that much.

Ive never let an inconsequential thing like poorly fitting parts stop me in the past, and I have the scars to prove it!

The esp32 is really interesting because it contains a wifi and Bluetooth chip along with a more powerful processor to run more complex programming and web API integration, a surprise tool that will help us later.

In the meantime, we have turtles to pick up on Wednesday, Along with a tank that is in the process of cycling.

This has been so apocalyptically slow, but I am enjoying the process of creating and learning to do this!

I am home!
30/11/2023

I am home!

Did I say I was leaving today? Because united airlines said that I am leaving Monday.  Two more days here in Montana.It ...
26/11/2023

Did I say I was leaving today? Because united airlines said that I am leaving Monday.

Two more days here in Montana.

It could be worse. At least the food is nice!

Hello everyone! While you're reading this I am 15,000 feet in the air, flying back to Wyoming!No, I didn't pay for wifi,...
26/11/2023

Hello everyone! While you're reading this I am 15,000 feet in the air, flying back to Wyoming!

No, I didn't pay for wifi, I just scheduled the post.

Thanksgiving was wonderful! It's always nice to have a good turkey day, especially with family. I want you to imagine a room full of people similar to me, which is to say, chaotic, disorganized, sarcastic, and passionate about whatever they've landed on as their "thing."

For some, it's flooring, others enjoy being outside and moving, and others enjoy cooking.

I am by far and away the person with the weirdest "thing" but we all make it work, and I had a wonderful time.

After Thanksgiving I did some shopping, bought some gifts for my Mom (by way of her dog because someone wouldn't tell me what she wanted for Christmas. I hope you're reading this Mom, and give me a list of things after you face the consequences of the gifts I bought Leon.)

I also bought a recurve bow to turn into a fishing bow. This summer I'm going to do some invasive carp fishing, cut down on the number of trashy fish in our waters, and maybe share some recipes for carp with you guys! They're supposed to be a delicacy, and at the very least I'll have some wild fish meat to feed my aquariums with.

Next, I have to give a shout out to The Local. One of the restaurants my uncle owns, I had an incredible turkey sandwich with cranberry bacon jam and a huckleberry dipping sauce. If you're in Billings MT, I highly recommend you pay it a visit.

Finally I paid a visit to Treasure State Aquariums. They're an incredible fish shop in Billings that is everything I hope I can turn Ivan's into.

They had everything anyone could ever possibly want when building a high quality aquarium. From hardscape rocks, high quality sand for aquarium substrate, high end filters, and every single small to medium aquarium fish any hobbiest could ever want.

I now have something I can gesture to and say "this" when I discuss what Ivan's is supposed to look like.

All in all a 10/10 experience. I absolutely love Billings and I'm actually considering moving up here in the next ten years.

It's quiet up here. I like it.

Next up: The pond build! We'll be putting the finishing touches on the pond, getting the secret project set up, and hopefully rescuing a pair of Red eared sliders.

Everything has worked out very well so far, and I can't wait to share the finalized project with everyone.

Ha. Ha ha. Haaaaa. No it isn't fortune cookie, it really really isn't.
25/11/2023

Ha. Ha ha. Haaaaa.

No it isn't fortune cookie, it really really isn't.

23/11/2023

Hey, this Is just a quick reminder.

I will never send you a link to a shady site. In fact future posts that have fundraising attached to them will ONLY use the Facebook donation or my PayPal giving fund link.

If you donate to the PPGF with the link, please take a look at the bottom of the page, where you'll see our EIN number. Take that number and plug it into the irs database for businesses in America. I will also start including our ein in our fundraising posts alongside the link.

I will never advertise donation through cashapp, venmo, or request payment through western union or other p2p systems.

And if I ask for gift cards or bitcoin you have my full permission to laugh.

I HAVE requested donations through venmo in the past, however I will not be doing so in the future thanks to the flexibility of the PPGF.

Thank you, and keep your eyes peeled for scams.

Check out this really cool Hoodie using the ugly Ivan's logo. A Hoodie that I didn't make, nor do I make any money from ...
22/11/2023



Check out this really cool Hoodie using the ugly Ivan's logo. A Hoodie that I didn't make, nor do I make any money from the purchase of.

If you are with Craft genie and want to sponsor Ivan's give me a call, 307 871 6879

I will personally tell you where you can shove that offer, because I don't work with people that try to steal money from my followers. Especially the hive of parasites that run these small businesses and pretend to be Innovative.

(If I tagged the wrong Craft Genie, I'm sorry)

Also, please don't go harass or spam their page with threats or accusations of theft. They're probably just a middle man like redbubble that handles the production and last mile stuff for the creator of the art.

Same goes for the account, it's probably a robot throwing up the links and tagging the people they think will purchase the items.

So if you want to support Ivan's, even though you don't get any sub standard hoodies or whatever else they want to parasitically slap my logo onto, you can donate with the PayPal giving fund through the little "give to Ugly Ivan’s" thing at the bottom of this post, or by checking the link in the comments that goes directly to the PayPal giving fund.

Both go directly to the organization and help us do what we do!

Before you donate, please scroll to the bottom of the PayPal page and compare the EIN listed to the official EIN of Ugly Ivan's Exotics Rescue: 92-3101913. Or take both numbers and plug them into the IRS website under their business lookup tool.

Thank you guys for pointing this out! I'm not surprised this happened, but I'm very sad to see my hard work get used in an obvious scam like this.

22/11/2023

Happy early Thanksgiving everyone!

I'm flying to Montana tomorrow morning for Thanksgiving with my extended family, so I shouldn't have any fun updates, unless i see something I can't live without.

I'll let you know when I'm back and ready to take in fish and reptiles!

Jones Jungle
21/11/2023

Jones Jungle

😂😂😂😂

It looks like crap and is covered in strings,  but guess what! It's done! This is the base of the secret project,  which...
21/11/2023

It looks like crap and is covered in strings, but guess what! It's done!

This is the base of the secret project, which is designed to hold a NEMA 17 stepper motor and a PLC chip!

Next up, the top half of the shell!

Me watching my 3d printer eject the build plate directly onto my foot after I "fixed" it.(Last printer rant. I promise)
21/11/2023

Me watching my 3d printer eject the build plate directly onto my foot after I "fixed" it.

(Last printer rant. I promise)

21/11/2023

YouTube tutorial: "remember, the 3d printing gods are not real. You are an engineer, you are the God of the 3d printer, and you have to make it work.

My 3d printer violently ejects the print bed and then printing spaghetti for six hours.

My second printer destroys it's own $200 lcd screen in support.

My punishment for heresy.....

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