Urban Landmines, LLC.

14/11/2024

Say Goodbye to P**p Scooping Hassles – We’ve Got It Covered! 🐾

Is dog waste piling up in your yard? Let us take care of the mess with our professional p**p scooping service. 🧹 💩

Here’s why clients love our service:

🐶 Consistent & Convenient: We come on the same day each week, and hauling away waste is included.

🐶 Affordable & Transparent: No hidden fees—just straightforward, budget-friendly pricing.

🐶 Reliable & Thorough: You can count on us to be prompt, professional, and detailed every time.

🐶 Pet-Friendly: We treat your yard and pets with the utmost care.

Spend less time worrying about cleanup and more time enjoying your yard with your dog!

Get your startup for FREE (a $45 value) when you sign up & mention this post today!

📲 Visit Urbanlandmines.com to schedule your weekly scooping service. Your yard (and nose) will thank you!

11/11/2024

Thank you for your service. 🇺🇸 🐾 ♥️

06/11/2024

1. Make Profile on our Pet Sitting Portal 📱
2. Book your Meet and Greet with our 5-star team 💪
3. Never worry about who is going to look after your pets again ♥️

https://urbanlandmines.com/pet-sitting-%26-dog-walking

01/11/2024

That's not mud on his paws! 💩 Dogs often track in f***s from outside, risking your family's health. 🤢 Keep your home clean and safe—contact Urban Landmines today! 🐾

⭐️ Weekly P**p Scooping Service
⭐️ One Time Dog Waste Removal
⭐️ Custom Waste Removal (Chickens, Goats, Etc)
⭐️ Pet Sitting & Dog Walking Team
⭐️ And More!

Urbanlandmines.com

25/10/2024

We tried to stay outta politics... 😉 **perscooper

A mysterious bronze-colored monument depicting a turd appeared near the U.S. Capitol grounds.

24/10/2024

Cultivating young minds in the p**per scooper industry—because every genius starts with a little ‘ruff’ education! 💩 Urbanlandmines.com

23/10/2024

Join Our Team & Earn Extra $$ as a Flexible Daytime Pet Sitter! 🐾

We are looking for a Daytime Pet Sitter in the East York/Manchester area. Enjoy competitive pay because we believe in rewarding our amazing, highly skilled staff. Be part of the fastest-growing pet sitting company in Pennsylvania! 🚀

Position: Daytime Pet Sitter
Location: Must live in the East York/Manchester area
Schedule: As-needed, with a couple walks per week to start (30 minutes to 1 hour), between Monday and Friday.

Benefits:
- Competitive commission pay ($28+ per hour)
- Insurance, Bonding & Training
- Flexible schedule with opportunities for additional hours and advancement
- Join a supportive team dedicated to excellent service for our clients and their pets
- User friendly client & employee portal

How to Apply:
If you’re interested, please email Malachi at [email protected] or message us directly. Include your resume or a brief description of your relevant experience.

Join Urban Landmines and help us keep our communities clean and pet-friendly!

23/10/2024

Let us take the ‘scaries’ out of pet care this year! Whether it’s spooky walks or a tidy yard, we’ve got your furry friends covered while you enjoy the fall festivities. 🎃🐾

19/10/2024

Central Bark in the Park today from 10-2 🐾

Free Admission, Young Revs Games, Food & Pet Friendly Vendors!

17/10/2024

Thanks Kim!! 🤩 5 Star professional pet services across 3 counties - check us out! 🐾

17/10/2024

🌟 Hump Day Photo Dump! 🌟

Happy Wednesday, pet lovers! Check out this week’s cuties from Urban Landmines! 🐾❤️

Got your own pet pics? Share them in the comments! Let’s keep the midweek joy going!

10/10/2024

🌿🍂 At Urban Landmines, we know how important it is to keep your yard clean and safe for your furry friends. Help us help you by tagging your favorite leaf cleanup crew below! Let’s keep those leaves clear so our p**per scoopers can do their job effectively. Together, we can keep our neighborhoods clean! 🐾

07/10/2024

🎉 Happy Birthday to Malachi, the fearless leader of Urban Landmines! Today, we celebrate another trip around the sun for our resident boss, who still hasn’t figured out how to adult properly. 🎂

In honor of this special day, Malachi has decided to age like fine wine—getting better with time, but also more expensive. They may be another year older, but their ability to procrastinate is still going strong!

Join us in raising a virtual toast (or a real one, if you’re nearby) to the person who’s one part genius, one part chaos, and 100% dedicated to making Urban Landmines the best it can be! Cheers to more adventures, questionable decisions, and endless caffeine! 🥳

06/10/2024

📢 Meet Our Newest Pet Sitter!

We're excited to introduce Emily, the latest member of the Urban Landmines team! 🐾

"Hi! My name is Emily and I live in Dover with my own little zoo – 2 dogs, a cat, a rabbit, and a bearded dragon! I currently work at a veterinary pharmacy and have experience in various animal settings, including an equine breeding farm, a zoo, and a veterinary clinic. I look forward to providing the best care for your furry family members as part of the Urban Landmines family!"

Join us in welcoming Emily! We know she'll bring a lot of love and expertise to your pets. 🐶🐱🐰🐉

06/10/2024

Zoey’s Fun Run today till 2pm 🐾

02/10/2024

Doin’ doo doo, so you don’t have to. ✔️