Wags & Wine

29/05/2024

29/05/2024

Millie’s (left) passion for public education is quite impressive.
M: have you heard the latest with third grade retention?
w&w: no, ma’am.
M: well, now it’s 4th grade, too. Things keep getting dumber and dumber. Do they know this isn’t a THIRD grade problem?
w&w: we just groom dogs but we do have our tutoring certificate.
M: maybe someone in Nashville can pass this
https://www.livebinders.com/media/get/MjQxMTM4NTQ=
**Meanwhile Finley’s in the shop fridge popping tops…..

27/05/2024

Yes, Bella, your celeb lookalike IS Norma Jean (aka Marilyn Monroe). And we absolutely will play ‘Candle in the Wind’ whilst holding our cell phone flashlights and swaying. With tears in our eyes.

11/05/2024

Ollie- well-behaved, well-mannered, respectful. Patient……until you get his request twisted.
Ollie: Shaboozey.
w&w: Bless you.
Ollie: Shaboozey. Please and thank you.
w&w: Bless you. You’re welcome.
Ollie: frustrated…..Will you PLEASE play ‘the bar song’ by Shaboozey.
w&w: oooooohhhhhh, you weren’t sneezing, huh?

04/05/2024

This handsome devil, Bernie, had some very interesting thoughts this time.
Bernie: do you know how many famous guys are named Bernie?
w&w: I guess I really don’t.
Bern: oh yeah, Bernie Sanders, Bernie Mac (RIP), Bert and Ernie…
w&w: confused….but that’s Bert and ERNIE
B: sure- but when you combine them it’s Bernie.
w&w: valid.

04/05/2024

w&w welcomes Mac (don’t call him baby Mac). He received an A+ for his very first groom. We explored music genres and this guy rocked with some 90s R&B. Lil’MackyMac kicked it up a notch with ‘Feels Good’ by !toni!toné!

23/04/2024

So this happened. w&w: Alexa, play ‘Watermelon Sugar’. Honeydo: is that a fruit joke? 

19/04/2024

Millie-always the serious one…. Except when she’s not. w&w caught her eyeballing her sister and mumbling ‘This Ain’t Texas’!! Finley, of course, shouts ‘Yes, and! Say that stuff (we don’t allow the pups to swear) with your chest’!!!!  

06/04/2024

Look at this guy. You know what he’s sayin’? Bogey, holding nothing back, play ‘I got better things to do’ by and get me outta here.

23/03/2024

Mac: why have I never requested the song ‘Return of the Mack’?
w&w: maybe the spelling threw you off?
Mac: yeah, but the pronunciation is the same. Play it. And hand me the mic.

20/03/2024

This guy literally has pogo sticks for legs. He should not be able to jump that high. From floor to counter. From patio to table. From ground to your face. Running start?? Ha! Big D laughs at a running start- he needn’t one. Joker said might as well ‘JUMP’ then…..as agreed, Dunkin played drums, so I grabbed my tennis racket guitar.

09/03/2024

Scout Hallam is calling all to make some noise! Look out Dolly and Pit.

09/03/2024

w&w was excited to see Bernadette again! Her parents recently welcomed a baby human into their family. And speaking of babies, Bernadette might soon welcome her second litter. No question why her song choice was by Jung Kook & Latto, huh?

13/02/2024

Ever met that guy or gal who could literally win MVP every year? So have we. And it’s Finn. Finnlee Scout. He is such a gentleman and wanted to look his best for Valentine’s Day. He must have his eye on a special lady as he requested ‘So Emotional’ by . Any girl would be lucky to win his ❤️.

08/02/2024

Whoa! w&w was not prepared for Millie’s next topic of convo. Elections! Local, presidential, and all things in between. She uses words I have to look up. Thank you, Finley, for standing and shouting ‘parrrrrrty peopllllllle’!! And off we ran to dance!

03/02/2024

Big D (aka Dunkin) runs on rechargeable batteries. Joker never runs out of energy. He also never runs out of surprises. Would anyone like to guess his listening request today? That’s right…some I had never heard of. What is happening?!?!

28/01/2024

w&w welcomed our newest client Honeydo! Just as sweet as she is pretty. She not only requested ‘A Bad Goodbye’ by Clint Black and but to sing it as a duet. Good thing we have an extra mic. We may or may not have sung it more than once.

16/11/2023

Trevor Leon, the youngest of w&w’s very own, captures everyone’s heart until he sticks out his tongue at you. But then he starts singing ‘Lil Boo Thang’ and you forget he has flaws at all.