09/12/2021
The Laughing Lizard: Price List & Terms of Service
Price List (updated 12/8/2021)
Shipping is $10 on most orders, message me at facebook.com/laughinglizardreptiles to order. Payment is via PayPal or email invoice that doesn't require a PayPal account
***Cold Weather Shipping Reminder***
We're entering the season of post office holds and heat packs. Please check your local temperatures before ordering. If the low temperature in your area is 60F or colder, your order must be held for pickup at your local post office to be covered by our live arrival guarantee.
If the low temperature in your area is 50F or colder, a heat pack ($3) must be added to your order in addition to the hold for pickup.
During periods of extremely cold temperatures (30F or colder) where I am located or where you are located, your order may not be shipped until a safe shipping window is available. We will do our best to check your temperatures at the time of ordering, but it would be greatly appreciated if you can notify us of extreme temperatures where you live when you place your order.
I know a hold at the post office or delay in shipping can be inconvenient, but a dead order is worse. I want to make sure everyone’s orders arrive alive. Thank you :)
Blaptica dubia
3/8” or less (Small): Perfect for bearded dragon & gecko hatchlings
100 count $15
250 count $24
500 count $38
1,000 count $55
3/8”-5/8” (Small/Medium): Perfect for 1-3 month old dragons and juvenile/sub-adult leopard geckos
100 count $17
250 count $33
500 count $52
1,000 count $88
5/8”-3/4” (Medium): Perfect for 4-7 month old bearded dragons and adult leopard geckos
100 count $22
250 count $40
500 count $68
1,000 count $110
3/4”-1” (Large): Perfect for bearded dragons about 8 months or older
100 count $34
250 count $60
500 count $110
1,000 count $198
1”-1.5” (Extra Large & Jumbo Mix - males only): Perfect for adult bearded dragons and other medium/large insectivorous reptiles
100 count $48
250 count $90
500 count $170
Adult Male Feeders: Perfect for medium or large insectivorous reptiles
100 $46
250 $82
Sexed 1”+ (sub-adults): $3 each
Will be adults in 1-6 weeks
Fresh Molt Breeders
Females: $5 each
Males: $3 each
Sustainable Feeder Colonies
If you would like a sustainable feeder colony for your animals, please contact me to discuss your feeder needs and pricing. Sustainable colonies are priced as a package - any discounts for volume will only apply to the quoted colony. Sustainable colony quotes are good for a period of 5 days.
Bulk/Wholesale pricing is available on counts of 5k or more of a single size. I have limited spaces available for bulk customers on each size. Please message me for more information.
Water Crystals
$1 per 1/2 ounce
1/2 oz dry crystals = 1/2 gallon of water gel
Terms of Service
Shipping
All live insect and dry goods orders are shipped via USPS 2 Day Priority Mail. A tracking number will be provided to you once your order has shipped.
Most insect and dry goods orders will ship for $10. When temperatures are below 50F, a heat pack may be required at an additional cost of $3
Shipping on large quantities of dubia or a combination of dubia and dry goods may cost more than $10. You will be notified prior to payment if there is an additional shipping cost.
If you cannot be home to accept your package, please ask me to mark your package “Hold for Pickup” and contact your local post office to make sure they hold it for pick up. There is no extra charge for this service.
Shipping available to the continental US, except where prohibited by state or local laws. I will not ship dubia to Florida, so don’t ask.
All orders will receive a tracking number via PayPal or messenger. It is the customer’s responsibility to check the tracking and be available to receive the order at the time of delivery OR pickup from the post office in a timely manner. Packages that are held for pickup and left at the post office for an extended period of time may not be covered under the Live Arrival Guarantee.
Shipping B. dubia in Cold or Hot Weather
If your local temperatures are below 60F or above 85F, your order will be marked “Hold for Pickup” to ensure live delivery. I also ask that you also contact your local post office to ensure they hold your package.
All live insects are shipped Mon-Wed to ensure arrival by Saturday.
Orders placed by 10am EST Mon-Wed will usually ship the same day
Orders placed after 10am on Mon & Tues will usually ship the following day
Orders placed after noon Wednesday - 10am on Monday will usually ship Monday
Orders without live insects ship Mon-Fri via USPS 2 Day Priority Mail or ground shipping
Orders placed by noon on Mon-Fri will ship the same day
Orders placed after noon Fri through the weekend will ship on Monday
Payments
Online payments are accepted via PayPal or email invoice that doesn’t require a PayPal account. If neither of these options work for you, I have other payment options available
Orders with local pick-up can send advance payment via PayPal or pay at the time of pick-up with cash or credit/debit card via PayPal Here
Prices
Prices are subject to change without notice and at my discretion. Sale prices and/or discounts are only applicable for a period of 7 days after the date they are posted, unless otherwise noted.
Refunds, Replacements, & Live Arrival Guarantee
I do everything possible to ensure safe delivery of every order. In the unlikely event that all or most of your live insects are DOA or critically injured during shipment, the following live arrival guarantee applies:
There is a live arrival guarantee on all roach orders that are delivered to an individual (not left in/on a mailbox, front step, porch, etc), or held for pickup in temperatures below 60F or above 85F. If temps are below 60F or above 85F, there is only a live arrival guarantee on orders held for pickup at your local post office. Also, a heat pack must be added to your order ($2) if temperatures in your area will be below 50F. Orders that total $100 or more must be held for pickup in any temperatures to be covered by my LAG
There will be NO live arrival guarantee if your local temps are below 60F or above 85F AND you choose not to have your order held for pickup at your local post office.
There will be NO live arrival guarantee if no one is available to accept delivery of your order directly from your mail carrier. This includes having your order left in a mailbox, on your porch, etc.
There will be NO live arrival guarantee if your order is held for pickup at the post office and left at the post office for more than 1 day. It is the customer’s responsibility to check the tracking and pickup the package within a reasonable time frame
If all, or a large number of, your insects are DOA, please contact me within 1 hour of delivery with photos of the dead/injured insects in the original packaging. I can be reached via email at [email protected] or by sending a message to this page.
Replacements for DOA or critically injured insects, including shipping at my cost, will be provided at my discretion. I will send replacements for the DOA/ critically injured insects ONLY if proof of DOA/critically injured insects are provided as instructed above AND appropriate shipping/delivery arrangements were made. No refunds will be issued unless I am unable to replace the original size and count, or make an agreeable substitution.
If the replacements are DOA or critically injured, the resolution will be determined on a case by case basis.
There are no refunds, returns, or exchanges on live insects if the wrong size is ordered OR you change your mind about an order after it has been shipped. All sales are final.
Items other than live insects/animals: If your dry goods (roach food, water crystals, etc) arrive damaged or in an unsatisfactory condition, please contact me within 24 hours of delivery with photos of the items and packaging. Full or partial replacements will be provided at my discretion. In the event that you change your mind about a purchase after it has been shipped, there are no refunds, returns, or exchanges.
Breeder of dubia & hissing roaches
