Fecal Matters LLC

13/04/2023

The snow is gone (or almost gone) and spring clean ups are happening now! If your yard looks like this give me a call!
Adam Goldberg
651-245-9661

07/12/2022

They are still out there and so am I!! I’m available all winter long for pick ups! If you start to see that pearly white snow peppered with p**pies just give me a call and I’ll make sure that next snowman doesn’t smell!
“Striving to be #1 in the Number Two Business”
F***L MATTERS LLC
651-245-9661

26/10/2022

Halloween is coming! Don’t let the trick or treaters step in a spooky p**py!!! Get that yard picked up now and receive a 20% discount on any weekly, bi-weekly or monthly service orders!

Single dog yards start at just 20 dollars!

I offer winter time pick ups as well! Don’t let the mess pile up until spring!

Call me for a free quote today!
651 245 9661
“Striving to be #1 in the Number Two Business”

13/10/2022

Winter is just around the corner! Don’t let a frozen mess cause you stress! I‘m available all year round to pick up after the pups! With single dog yards starting at just $20, let me handle the dirty work for you!
You can always reach me at 651-245-9661 for a free quote or if you have questions!

27/09/2022

Winter is coming!! Act now to mitigate the mess come springtime! With wintertime services AND 20 % off for new customers why let the mess cause you stress??

Autumn is here! The temps are dropping and the kids are back in school, with winter approaching there is is no better time to have your y...

17/09/2022

Had a great time at the White Bear Lake Dog Days event! Got to meet some great dogs and their great people!! Thank you to everyone who stopped by to visit the booth!
And a HUGE thanks to Kim at Indulge and Christi from SweetLife candy for all your help!

09/09/2022

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Striving to be #1 in the number 2 business!! With the kids back in school who has time to pick up after your dogs?? Don’t add any extra ...

31/08/2022

F***L MATTERS LLC Policies, Services Provided, Rates and Pricing

Services provided:

🐶💩Dog p**p pick up (if your dogs don’t go on the grass I can pick up p**p from patios, mulch beds, rock beds, etc. I can also spray down hard surfaces with water to clean up any mess. ❄️💩Winter time p**p pick up

🐤💩Bird p**p spray down - If you have bird feeders I can clean off decks and patio areas that accumulate any mess.

🏠🏘💩Commercial property service for apartment complexes, business or homeowners associations.

⏰💩Hours of operation:
I work weekdays during normal business hours. If your needs warrant a weekend service you will be charged $50.00 dollars for the service. I can work out certain weekend times but none are guaranteed. Please contact me with your weekend service needs and we can work something out for you. I do not work on holidays.

💩Are your dogs friendly with strangers?
Please let me know if your dogs need to be brought inside when I arrive for service. If you need prior notice of when I will arrive for you to bring the dogs inside, I can text or call you when I will be arriving within a 15-30 minute window. This way I can stay safe and the dogs won’t be bothered, but I love to make four legged friends!

💩 Fences and gates:
If you have a locked gate or fence just let me know how to enter your yard for service. If I am unable to gain entry to the property, you will still be charged the full amount.

💩Weather policy:
I will work during any weather conditions as long as they are not hazardous to my health. Cold, light rain, and wind, are no problem. Winter time can affect my schedule however. If roadway conditions are too poor for me to travel safely I will simply reschedule your service when conditions have improved for safe driving. I will always alert the customer if I have to come at a later date than normally scheduled by phone call, text, or email. I will work all winter long.

💩Refunds/cancellations:
If I am unable to provide service for any reason, I will alert the customer and reschedule to a later time or date. The appropriate credit will be applied to the customer's account if I am unable to reschedule the service. If you are on the schedule and have to cancel, you will still be charged the full amount to hold your spot. I will do my best to work with each customer and reschedule, if my schedule allows, but this is not a guarantee, so contact me as soon as possible with any changes. There will be no refunds for annual packages.

💩Payment options:
Cash or Check made out to F***l Matters LLC
I am not currently accepting credit card payments.

💩Disposal of waste disclaimer:
In Minnesota it is illegal to transport animal f***s commercially. I throw the p**p away in a trash bin that is provided by you, the customer. If your city or township does not allow for the disposal of pet waste via the municipal waste management services other options may be arranged. Please let me know if you have any issues with your waste management.

All Rates are subject to MN SALES TAX.

💩💦Bird p**p wash off:
Rates vary, send me an email with a picture.

💩Grass treatment:
Add calcium sulfate (gypsum) on the areas where dogs are going the most to prevent nitrogen build up which can cause damage to the grass. This treatment is best done early in the year during spring time to have the most effect. **This treatment will not regrow any dead grass.**

Spot treatments starting at $15.00

Full yard preventative treatments starting at $25.00

💩Custom pricing can be applied for homeowners associations or apartment complexes just let me know what your needs are and we can discuss pricing.

💩Spring cleanups (for customers who have been without service all winter)
1 dog $125.00
2 dogs $150.00
3 dogs $175.00
4 dogs $200.00

💩 Pickup area ⅛ to ¼ acre -

# of Dogs Weekly Bi-Weekly Monthly

1 $20.00 $30.00 $40.00
2 $25.00 $35.00 $45.00
3 $30.00 $40.00 $50.00
4 $35.00 $45.00 $55.00

# of Dogs Annual (Weekly Service includes 52 pick-ups/year and two are FREE!)
1 $1,040.00 w/ 2 free = $1,000.00
2 $1,300.00 w/ 2 free = $1,250.00
3 $1,560.00 w/ 2 free = $1,500.00
4 $1,820.00 w/ 2 free = $1,750.00

# of Dogs Annual (Bi-Weekly Service includes 26 pick-ups/year and one is FREE!)
1 $780.00 w/ 1 free = $750.00
2 $910.00 w/ 1 free = $875.00
3 $1,040.00 w/ 1 free = $1,000.00
4 $1,170.00 w/ 1 free = $1,125.00

# of Dogs Annual (Monthly Service includes 12 pick-ups/year)
1 $480.00
2 $540.00
3 $600.00
4 $660.00
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💩 Pickup area ¼ - ½ acre -

# of Dogs Weekly Bi-Weekly Monthly

1 $25.00 $35.00 $45.00
2 $30.00 $40.00 $50.00
3 $35.00 $45.00 $55.00
4 $40.00 $50.00 $60.00

# of Dogs Annual (Weekly Service includes 52 pick-ups/year and two are FREE!)
1 $1,300.00 w/ 2 free = $1,250.00
2 $1,560.00 w/ 2 free = $1,500.00
3 $1,820.00 w/ 2 free = $1,750.00
4 $2,080.00 w/ 2 free = $2,000.00

# of Dogs Annual (Bi-Weekly Service includes 26 pick-ups/year and one is FREE!)
1 $910.00 w/ 1 free = $875.00
2 $1,040.00 w/ 1 free = $1,000.00
3 $1,170.00 w/ 1 free = $1,125.00
4 $1,300.00 w/ 1 free = $1,250.00

# of Dogs Annual (Monthly Service includes 12 pick-ups/year)
1 $540.00
2 $600.00
3 $660.00
4 $720.00
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💩 Pickup area ½ - ¾ acres

# of Dogs Weekly Bi-Weekly Monthly

1 $30.00 $40.00 $50.00
2 $35.00 $45.00 $55.00
3 $40.00 $50.00 $60.00
4 $45.00 $55.00 $65.00

# of Dogs Annual (Weekly Service includes 52 pick-ups/year and two are FREE!)
1 $1,560.00 w/ 2 free = $1,500.00
2 $1,820.00 w/ 2 free = $1,750.00
3 $2,080.00 w/ 2 free = $2,000.00
4 $2,340.00 w/ 2 free = $2,250.00

# of Dogs Annual (Bi-Weekly Service includes 26 pick-ups/year and one is FREE!)
1 $1,040.00 w/ 1 free = $1,000.00
2 $1,170.00 w/ 1 free = $1,125.00
3 $1,300.00 w/ 1 free = $1,250.00
4 $1,430.00 w/ 1 free = $1,375.00

# of Dogs Annual (Monthly Service includes 12 pick-ups/year)
1 $600.00
2 $660.00
3 $720.00
4 $780.00
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💩 Pickup area ¾ - 1 acre

# of Dogs Weekly Bi-Weekly Monthly
1 $35.00 $45.00 $55.00
2 $40.00 $50.00 $60.00
3 $45.00 $55.00 $65.00
4 $50.00 $60.00 $70.00

# of Dogs Annual (Weekly Service includes 52 pick-ups/year and two are FREE!)
1 $1,820.00 w/ 2 free = $1,750.00
2 $2,080.00 w/ 2 free = $2,000.00
3 $2,340.00 w/ 2 free = $2,250.00
4 $2,600.00 w/ 2 free = $2,500.00

# of Dogs Annual (Bi-Weekly Service includes 26 pick-ups/year and one is FREE!)
1 $1,170.00 w/ 1 free = $1,125.00
2 $1,300.00 w/ 1 free = $1,250.00
3 $1,430.00 w/ 1 free = $1,375.00
4 $1,560.00 w/ 1 free = $1,500.00

# of Dogs Annual (Monthly Service includes 12 pick-ups/year)
1 $660.00
2 $720.00
3 $780.00
4 $840.00

Rates can be subject to change. Please reach out to me to get a price quote

16/08/2022

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