21/11/2023
Copied from a friend:
The top 5 reasons why pet groomers are the toughest people I know:
1.) We hurt like hell but we keep going until we fall apart. That's how much we love our jobs. The majority of us stand alllllll day. 8 to 10 hours on our feet, hunched over a table or a bathtub. It's hard to wrestle a dog sitting down, so very few of us use chairs while grooming. Any groomer with experience has hands that hurt all the time and it's from the repetitive motion of the sc******ng, if you groom difficult dogs or big dogs your elbows also, go bad real quickly. We are prone to tendonitis, plantar fasciitis, hip dysplasia from standing crooked, all of us will end up with carpal tunnel someday, premature arthritis... I think you get the point. But looking at us with a smile on our face from how much we love our jobs as we greet you and your pet, it would be hard to tell that we have all these things going on.
2.) We will literally have a dog hand our own ass to us, beat the crap out of us, fight for everything because its owner did not get it groomed at a young enough age, or often enough, to make the dog comfortable with the process.... while getting bit and scratched, our hands already bleeding and irritated from the constant shampoo and water exposure, we do our very best on a very unwilling unruly participant only to have the pet owner make a crappy comment about how we charge too much for "playing with puppies all day"... and we have to resist the urge to go off on someone on a daily basis. Pet groomers must have a high resolve and vast amounts of self-control to put up with the things that we do not only from the animals but from their owners as well.
3.) We can't really call in sick. unless we want our co-workers to hate us for dealing with the Overflow and our clients to be upset we have to suck it up take some meds and go on with our life. which makes getting to a doctor difficult sometimes because you have to do it outside of working hours. And if someone does call off, some clients really aren't that understanding about why their dog is taking a little longer than usual so not only are we stuck late at work not getting paid overtime because we are commission-based, but we haven't eaten literally all day because we are trying to get all these dogs finished in a timely manner despite not having the manpower to do so. If we rush through the dog and get it done quickly like the owner demands it will probably look like garbage and the owner will be unhappy. If we take our time and do a great job on the haircut the owner is still upset that it took longer than usual, so either way we lose.
4.) In this profession I think The unruly dogs are way easier to handle than the unruly humans. I have had people swear and scream at me for shaving their matted dog, even when that was the most Humane option for it. we have people show up for their appointments 40 minutes late and expect us to still fit them in ( like really where else would pulling that stunt work for you? That trickles down to me running behind every on client that comes in after you) I have had people show up an hour and a half after closing time to collect their dogs without even an apology! And they get upset when I charge them extra! we are not hourly paid employees and we are not babysitters for your animal!
5.) We are master multi-taskers. There is so much more that goes into doing our jobs than just giving your dog a bath and a haircut. We have to be able to do hundreds of different kinds of haircuts on many different breeds of dogs, we must familiarize ourselves and understand canine behavior and psychology as well as their Anatomy and be familiar with identifying ear infections and skin problems, Etc. we have to know what to do in the event of an emergency and this includes pet first aid and CPR because sometimes accidents do happen and a good groomer is always prepared for the worst case scenario and does everything in their power to prevent it.
A lot of us have to keep up with cleaning the mess we make and walk in nail trims and making sure the towels get washed and folded and supplies keep stocked and phone calls get answered and appointments get pre-booked and customers get cashed out... on top of that there are coworkers struggling who need an extra hand on this naughty dog, there's a puppy screaming in a cage because he's terrified of life, you are running behind because one of yours was matted, that clean dog just pooped in the cage and played in it now it needs to be rewashed, you're so hungry your stomach hurts and you're getting a headache and you really need to p*e! This is our groomers every single day.
Dear customer, please stop saying that we charge too much, take too long, or that we play with puppies all day, it makes you look like the biggest ignoramus and everyday it's getting harder and harder to not punch someone in the face. I don't want to be on the news I love my job and I want to keep it that way.