Kahlúa & Moonshine’s litters

14/11/2022

We have 2 males and 1 female red heeler looking for their furever homes. For more information, send me a message. They are ready to go now.

15/11/2021

These little pups will be ready to go to their new homes next week. Mom is Blue, dad is red. Pm me for more info. The first 3 are males, the last 3 are females.

01/10/2021

6 beautiful red heeler babies❤️❤️❤️

02/09/2021

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your heeler. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your heeler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for about 6 minutes accumulatively during the day, and does not increase as the heeler ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet as you can. This is your life now.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not at all possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your heeler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Control/handling: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gases. The gases, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes 🤢

Naming: Your heeler comes untitled as we feel owners should choose names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners have chosen only slightly voluntarily:

You’re kidding, right?
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Noob
Do**us
Put that down
WHY?!
That's my hand, not a bone
Come back
Sit
Stop mouthing me, please

Software: Your heeler is pre-installed with the highest quality software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love only one person chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular havoc chip. They are all running on the WTF 12.2 operating system. Although this has been in circulation for many years, you get what you get.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-send-help
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your heeler. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or accept returns ……. ever.
It’s your problem now
Good luck as you will need it
Belive us 😉😂😂😂

27/02/2021

And here we go... puppy #1 full masked red male

22/02/2021

Mama Kahlua is expecting again. She is so miserable as she is due any day now. This is the last night she gets to sleep on our bed until after the puppies go to their new home.

15/10/2020

27/09/2020

Graham is fitting right in.❤️

24/09/2020

Jake of Jackass Honey Farms made it to his new home in North Carolina. These are 2 very happy boys right here❤️

22/09/2020

Graham of Jackass Honey Farms has found his Furever home and is on his way to Round Rock, Tx

18/09/2020

This little girl “Maple” has found her forever home. Her new owner Isabella, has a pup from one of our previous litters name Navy. She can’t wait to be united with Maple on Sunday.

18/09/2020

This little boy “Jake” will be going to his forever home in 2 weeks. There is a little boy that can’t wait to meet him.

27/07/2020

Puppies were born on 07/23/2020. They are the most beautiful red heelers ever. 5 females and 2 males. They are getting so big.

16/07/2020

So Kahlúa is pregnant and her puppies are due on July 25th, 2020. This will be where me post updates on the birth of their puppies and well as progression photos of what the puppies look like as they grow and get their color in.