30/03/2026
ISO of distinguished older gentleman or sweet matriarch equine.
Hi, we are Triple Moon Equestrian, the supportive nonprofit horse people in Monroe who give horses a second chance and turn awkward humans into confident ones. We are looking for a care lease on a horse that has seen some things… and decided to be kind anyway.
We are an equine assisted learning barn that specializes in teaching humans how to regulate their nervous systems while also trying not to put the saddle on backwards. So what we need is a saint. A soft-hearted, “I guess I’ll tolerate you” kind of horse that falls asleep in the cross ties.
What we really want is to actually clone our amazing equine professors. But we know that's not possible. We do not over work our horses and let them enjoy their free time doing horse things instead of always doing human things. However, we are growing and want to keep this practice while serving more of our community.
What we are looking for:
• Walk, trot, canter without launching a student into the next dimension
• Can lunge with a nervous beginner rider
• Stands for grooming, bathing, and beginner and advancing level chaos
• Friendly, curious and genuinely likes the strange 2 legged beings with no fur
• Mentally stable. Like… actually stable. Not “fine until the wind changes direction and they start seeing ghosts in the arena”
Older horses are VERY welcome. In fact, the more they’ve retired from caring about nonsense, the better. Looks, gender or breed isn't important. Our next horse could be a one eyed, follically challenged appaloosa goat cross and he will be told he's handsome every day. We love a horse who has zero interest in drama and a strong interest in snacks and scritches. Young horses are welcome too….but I think you get the jist of what we are going for.
We need a horse big enough to carry both youth and adults, and ideally, an all around type who can dabble in whatever we throw at them without filing a complaint with HR.
Now let’s talk about how your unicorn will be treated, because this is the part that actually matters:
• Stall with attached 12x20 private paddock
• Daily turnout because we believe horses should, you know… move (we have dry lots, a track and seasonal pasture)
• Fed 5x times a day like the royalty they absolutely are
• Supplements as needed
• Farrier care handled
• Vet care handled
• Consistent, thoughtful handling from experienced instructors and students who are taught the way of the horse.
Our horses are not tools. They are partners, teachers, and occasionally therapists who did not consent to this career but are very good at it anyway.
Your horse will be loved, respected, talked to like they understand English (because honestly they probably do), and given a job that actually makes sense for who they are.
If you have a horse standing around thinking, “I could tolerate some beginners and be worshipped like a celebrity,” we should talk. DM me as I may not see everyone's responses. :)
Located in Monroe, WA. On the beautiful Sultan River.
Bonus points if your horse sighs heavily while being brushed and loves adoring 12 year old girls hugging their neck.
(Extra bonus points for you too: We welcome you wanting to visit any time, come ride your unicorn or just spend time with them)
www.triplemoonequestrian.org