10/02/2023
Valentines Day is fast approaching and Farrah is still dateless.
You’ve seen the movie 50 First Dates? Well, Farrah just wants one first date and here’s how we envision it…
Likely to show up a little late after having her GPS take her to a location two blocks away, she’ll still be in sweatpants, with chipped black nail polished “touched up” with a Sharpie, and yesterday’s on point Tik Tok eye makeup that she didn’t dare wash off before bed for fear she wouldn’t be able to recreate it again today. She’ll order a salad for appearances sake, but pick off your plate and insist you order dessert, which she’ll also eat most of. She’ll make you feel like the most important person in the world, hanging on your every word, laughing at all your jokes, playing footsies/pawsies under the table. She’ll drink a bit too much, leave a saliva thread as she pulls away from planting a big, sloppy kiss on your cheek, of course, will ask the server for a doggie bag. Back at your place, she’ll try to crawl into your lap, will pass out and snore loudly, then wake you up at 2 am for directions to the restroom. You’ll find her exhilarating, exhausting, entertaining and totally magical.
If you want your first, first date to be your last first date, adopt Miss Farrah - don’t be late!
