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Just about the cutest DHD winter, rescue ride photos there ever were. F**k right off. Good news…their foster looks like ...
10/11/2024

Just about the cutest DHD winter, rescue ride photos there ever were.

F**k right off.

Good news…their foster looks like a hell mouth demon, but they’re adorable, and I hate them now.

Welcome to DHD, Danny. 💜

Turns out I was shocked as s**t. And I did make the same face. Unedited. Unshowered. Haven’t seen a brush for days. You’...
09/11/2024

Turns out I was shocked as s**t. And I did make the same face.

Unedited. Unshowered. Haven’t seen a brush for days. You’re welcome.

Odie, our weird little fu**er was never even listed, and he got adopted.

His foster mom was still in shock so it was the right time to ask her to meet a senior at Chicago Animal Care and Control.

And she left with a senior.

Welcome to DHD, Ike. 💜

We hate to see the same dog land at animal control multiple times, but not every dog is a match for every home. We can’t...
02/11/2024

We hate to see the same dog land at animal control multiple times, but not every dog is a match for every home. We can’t always predict or prevent incompatible matches, but we can hope for success, and then try to find a solution if it’s not working.

During Claire’s first stay at CACC, a volunteer fell in love. When that volunteer realized Claire was back at CACC, he decided to be her solution.

Welcome to DHD, Claire. 💜

*Chicago pics are from her doggy day out during her first CACC stay.

The first and only rescue ride this weekend was…just the first. Here’s the second. Tomorrow will likely be 27 more. Defi...
02/11/2024

The first and only rescue ride this weekend was…just the first.

Here’s the second.

Tomorrow will likely be 27 more. Definitely 1 for sure though.

Just f**k right off, everyone.

We’ve provided a pic of what he actually looks like, because…darkness. We’ve officially hit the horrendous rescue ride photo time of year.

Welcome to DHD, Nelski. 💜

I’m putting this out into the universe, so I’m sure I’m about to royally screw myself over. We had 1 rescue ride today, ...
01/11/2024

I’m putting this out into the universe, so I’m sure I’m about to royally screw myself over.

We had 1 rescue ride today, and that is going to wrap up our weekend. My brain needs a break, and ALL the Tito’s that Binny’s has in stock.

Chicago Animal Care and Control’s, Stampede is already resting comfortably in his foster home and has a new name.

Welcome to DHD, Bamboo. 💜

Holy f**king s**t!!!When I posted on Tuesday, I was sure $15k was a lofty goal. I didn’t even want to look at the activi...
31/10/2024

Holy f**king s**t!!!

When I posted on Tuesday, I was sure $15k was a lofty goal. I didn’t even want to look at the activity on the fundraiser because I couldn’t bear to watch it bomb.

Then my phone started going off. A lot.

It was reminiscent of the time I posted a terrible bio for my s**t head foster that still goes by the name, Chowder. But while Chowder’s bio received 38,000 shares and the internet went wild, Chowder wasn’t lucrative. He caused so many horrendous adoption apps to come in, that I was begging for it to stop. And it did stop, when the system we were using for apps “broke” because we received more apps than it could handle. That moronic dog caused our entire application system to stop working. I have never seen more dumpster fire applications in my life, and my phone would NOT stop going off.

Thankfully, I managed to get that famous fu**er out of my house, and into another. His fame was very annoying at that point, and he had a giant f**king ego that I didn’t appreciate. That dick face got famous because he was gross, and I told people on the internet. He didn’t do s**t.

Although reminiscent of Chowder mania… Tuesday’s texts and messages were better. My friends weren’t refreshing and watching shares go up for my idiotic foster. The texts with updated numbers that kept increasing, were real f**king numbers. People watched in amazement as that fundraiser not only met the goal in 2 hours, it had exceeded it by thousands…an hour later. And it kept going.

No words can convey how grateful I am. Not only did people choose to support us and donate, people continued to donate even after the goal was met. People felt confident that I would make smart decisions, and I’d use the funds wisely for our local dogs.

I won’t. That was stupid. I’m on a plane to Vegas right now. I barely graduated high school, you fu**ers. Who the hell would ever give me that much money?

Once I get back from Vegas I hope I’ll have a little cash left to get this s**t show up and running in a real brick and mortar building. We have a lot of f**king work to do, to make the space ours, but we will work our asses off to make the space a place people want to come to. But don’t come too often. I don’t really like people. That’s why I rescue.

To provide numbers for people to feel good about: Facebook is currently at $27,200, side donations $1,472, and the match $15,000. In total since Tuesday, this fundraiser has brought in: $43,672.00.

That is f**king incredible.

And on a serious note, I will get the absolute most out of these donations for our dogs, I swear. Our local dogs deserve this and I have no intention of f**king this up. We’re gonna kill it.

We’ll be inviting everyone in to see our space in the *semi* near future and you’ll be able to find us at:

Dark Horse Dogs, NFP
3927 N Elston Ave.
Chicago, IL 60618

With gratitude,

Dayna – President
Dark Horse Dogs, NFP

P.S. We have received a stupid amount of foster apps and a lesser stupid amount (send more of these) of adoption apps. I am legit drowning so please give me a little leeway on the timeframe here. I’m getting pummeled on all sides. Fun fact, I have a job. Rescue isn’t actually it.

As an added bonus, we have 2 rescue rides today. 1 was an irrational hold from Chicago Animal Care and Control, because as you can see…he has no legs. And although the other was not at CACC, we gave our friends at Bellwood Stray Crew some love today too. CACC’s, Ducky got a new name.

Welcome to DHD, Burton (Burt) & Turbo. 💜

We have some BIG f**king news. So big…thinking about it makes me want to cry and have diarrhea simultaneously. We’re eve...
29/10/2024

We have some BIG f**king news. So big…thinking about it makes me want to cry and have diarrhea simultaneously.

We’re even doing a fundraiser, so you know this is big. It has been 457 days since we posted a DHD fundraiser. Prior to that, it had been 370 days since we posted a fundraiser for ourselves. We value our supporters and followers, and we try to ensure that our page isn’t constantly asking for donations. Yes, rescues need money and it’s normal for them to regularly fundraise. DHD is not normal (if you’re reading this – you likely know that already). We operate a little differently than most, and it works for us. We try to be as impactful as we can locally, and that’s what has allowed us to naturally grow, while maintaining financial stability.

The Rosenthal Family Foundation has generously offered to match donations up to $15k. Meaning, if we can raise $15k, we will receive $30k. Now, we’ll get to all the big s**t we’ve got happening, and why this fundraiser is so important for us. The big DHD news is at the end of this post so don’t skim this s**t.

For those that don’t know, the situation at Chicago Animal Care and Control has recently gotten worse. The mayor made huge budget cuts which have dramatically impacted CACC, their staff, volunteers, and most importantly…the ANIMALS we are all trying to save.

Summary of the CACC s**t show: Due to new Chicago budget cuts animals aren’t getting spayed/neutered the way they should. The backlog of surgeries is bad. Adoption events have been successful in finding adopters, but the events have been unsuccessful in getting animals out of the building! They can’t leave with adopters if they aren’t spayed/neutered. Same day adoptions are basically nonexistent, and these budget cuts are forcing kennels to hold dogs that should have gone home with adopters already. And then the staff and volunteers are s**t on because dogs are dying due to space. These dogs have homes to go to! CACC staff and volunteers are NOT causing this. Euthanizing due to space is already some bulls**t because of the sheer quantity of animals that come in vs. outgoing, but there is an entire list of dogs that have been sitting in kennels waiting for surgery so they can leave with their adopters. These dogs are placed on “adoption hold” and then everyone has to f**king hope these people actually come back.

This situation is unacceptable, but our complaints won’t do s**t right now and they won’t provide immediate resolution. These dogs with adoption holds deserve resolution NOW. Incoming dogs deserve an open kennel and they need that NOW. We can complain, or we can try to come up with a legitimate solution.

At 5:18pm on Wednesday, 10/23/2024 I (Dayna) discussed a potential idea where I’d ask our veterinary partners if they might do a full day of spays/neuters on a day they’re normally closed. We’d do everything under DHD, and the bill would come to DHD. Chicago wasn’t going to pay it…obviously. I figured with some notice and good planning; Naperville Animal Hospital (NAH) would likely be willing to help. Then CACC’s Sia, had a day in mind for this potential plan. She wanted to do it Sunday. Sunday a few weeks from now? No. Sunday next week? No. She wanted to do it this Sunday. In 4 days. It was Wednesday night! In 4 days Sia hoped we could find volunteers to transport 20 large breed, CACC owned dogs, from CACC to NAH, our veterinarians would spend their entire Sunday vetting dogs that aren’t DHD dogs, and then volunteers would transport those 20 dogs back to CACC after surgery. This was f**king ludicrous.

But…what the f**k? I’ve got nothing to lose by asking, right? NAH also seemed to grasp that this timeframe was utterly ridiculous as well. The manager did the same thing I did and said she’d talk to their doctors, but this would be tough.

If we executed this plan, it would mean 20 dogs could leave CACC with their adopters, and 20 kennels would open for incoming dogs. These are 40 living beings. It seemed worth the ask while still being a long shot.

IT FU***NG HAPPENED!!! Not only did Naperville Animal Hospital say “YES” but they had 2 vets doing surgery, and one of their vet techs helped with transport when we didn’t think we’d have enough. At 7:30am on Sunday, 10/27/2024, we had cars of volunteers loading up CACC dogs to make the drive to Naperville. These volunteers included CACC volunteers, DHD volunteers, and Rescueber. Of course, CACC’s Sia was helping to load each car.

I didn’t sleep Saturday night. I was stressed as f**k about anything and everything that could go wrong. Even worse, these weren’t DHD dogs. The weight I felt to not f**k anything up feels even greater when I’m not ultimately responsible for my f**k up. So much could go wrong.

It didn’t. It was a long day, we were tired, sweaty and gross, there was a lot of diarrhea (not mine) and my adrenaline was at an 11 all day…but nothing went wrong. All 20 dogs got to Naperville without issue, 20 dogs got the vetting they needed (including some extras that they wouldn’t have gotten at CACC), and 20 dogs were returned to CACC the same day. All 20 dogs could now leave with families. CACC, Naperville Animal Hospital, Rescueber, and DHD all worked their asses off for no other reason than wanting to save some dogs. Some of these dogs are already in their new homes and holy s**t…if I didn’t tear up seeing some of those pictures. I could not be prouder to know these people, volunteer with these people, and it’s incredibly humbling when people step up to help, just because they believe in your mission, and want to be part of it. Small rescue can make a big impact when there’s support. And sometimes, small rescue naturally grows. This accomplishment was a reminder to myself that DHD isn’t so small anymore.

With that…our big news. On December 1st, 2024, Dark Horse Dogs, NFP will officially have a physical location we will call “home” in Chicago! I signed our lease yesterday, and then I s**t my pants. We will be taking over a space that is currently utilized by another rescue. This wasn’t ever my “plan” but at some point, having a physical location becomes necessary. DHD has grown too large for it to be 100% foster based now. We need a space that can house some dogs for different reasons, and we have so many ideas to make this space beneficial for our dogs, our foster families, the local community, and future dogs.

Our mission remains the same. We will continue to focus on local dogs ONLY, we intend to continue providing quality medical care and supplies for our dogs, and we hope to be able to support our foster homes even more with this space.

I’m f**king terrified. I didn’t ever try to force our growth. The growth kept coming, even when I begged for it to stop. That reality is not lost on me, and I still can’t grasp it. I cannot thank our supporters, followers, donors, volunteers, veterinary partners, shelter partners, transport partners, friends, and family enough.

Now, I’m panicked about new monthly costs, all the things we need to get our space ready to invite people in…and those 20 CACC dogs…that are going be on our next bill. Sheer panic. I’m sweating right now thinking about it. If we can raise $15k and get it matched, it will relieve my daily stress diarrhea. Diarrhea Dayna is a super catchy name, but I can’t get much done if I’m always on the toilet, and DHD has a s**t ton of work to do so we can continue this bulls**t we call rescue. And the hope is that we continue to do it better each year.

From the bottom of my cold, dead heart, I humbly thank you for your support. 💜

Dayna – President
Dark Horse Dogs, NFP

P.S. After I wrote this, I started compiling pictures from messages and I saw a message from Sia that said "Dayna, if you make a post can you not swear so I can post it on the official CACC page?"

That's f**king impossible. Sorry, Sia.

P.P.S. I would also like to thank, Tito's Handmade Vodka. I wouldn't be able to do what I do, without vodka.

P.P.P.S. If you think the dogs look real f**king high in these pics...it's because they are. High as a god damn kite.

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Rescue ride for Chicago Animal Care and Control’s, Redford. Stay tuned for an important post tomorrow. We’ll be sharing ...
28/10/2024

Rescue ride for Chicago Animal Care and Control’s, Redford.

Stay tuned for an important post tomorrow.

We’ll be sharing details about our busy but amazing weekend, and we are officially ready to share our HUGE news. It’s really f**king big.

Redford, is getting settled into his foster home with a new name.

Welcome to DHD, Mack. 💜

Dayna: “DHD is on pull hold.”Every foster ever: “The f**k you are.”We’ve got yet another pull from Chicago Animal Care a...
24/10/2024

Dayna: “DHD is on pull hold.”

Every foster ever: “The f**k you are.”

We’ve got yet another pull from Chicago Animal Care and Control.

Shocker.

Welcome to DHD, Silas. 💜

This guy just joined DHD, and clearly, he wishes he hadn’t. Already sick of our s**t. That cherry eye is worse than I th...
23/10/2024

This guy just joined DHD, and clearly, he wishes he hadn’t.

Already sick of our s**t.

That cherry eye is worse than I thought, and I don’t do eye stuff. Naperville Animal Hospital, expect an appointment request ASAP.

Welcome to DHD, Sushi. 💜

Never ending pulls. F**k my god damn life. We’ve got some pretty big news coming soon, but we aren’t ready to share deta...
21/10/2024

Never ending pulls.

F**k my god damn life.

We’ve got some pretty big news coming soon, but we aren’t ready to share details with the public just yet.

But soon. Stay tuned.

Welcome to DHD, Angus. 💜

As promised…2 rescue rides today.Medford, potentially now named Ford, and Pudge, now named Morty. Welcome to DHD, Ford &...
20/10/2024

As promised…2 rescue rides today.

Medford, potentially now named Ford, and Pudge, now named Morty.

Welcome to DHD, Ford & Morty. 💜

For all the Morty (Pudge) fans, we figured it was important that you knew he went to town on some blankets during his rescue ride. Video in comments for your pervert viewing pleasure.

Stay tuned, we’ve got more rides this week.

We’ve got 2 today and 2 tomorrow. F**king A. The foster apps just don’t stop, even when we ask them to. We’re told the a...
20/10/2024

We’ve got 2 today and 2 tomorrow. F**king A.

The foster apps just don’t stop, even when we ask them to.

We’re told the adoption event at Chicago Animal Care and Control today, was successful as f**k, which is amazing.

Until 30 god damn dogs come in tomorrow. That better NOT happen!!! The rest of us are just spinning our wheels, and it’s exhausting. Let’s hope we can keep some kennels open. Stay tuned for 2 more tomorrow.

Welcome to DHD, Nitro (formerly, Biscotti) and Tater (formerly, Trey). 💜

This boy caught our attention almost immediately after arriving at Chicago Animal Care and Control, and not because he w...
17/10/2024

This boy caught our attention almost immediately after arriving at Chicago Animal Care and Control, and not because he was hideous.

Our foster that loves the older, spotted gentleman, just had hers adopted but we weren’t sure if she might take a foster break.

F**k foster breaks. Dogs are our drugs. But also…drugs are our drugs.

Welcome to DHD, Tony Soprano. 💜

Another day…another stupid looking dog.It was funny at first but now I know people are just f**king with me. The giant a...
16/10/2024

Another day…another stupid looking dog.

It was funny at first but now I know people are just f**king with me.

The giant array of adorable dogs available, and here we are.

Again.

It’s like Chicago Animal Care and Control’s math for dumb looking, little fu**ers.

Does it look stupid? We’ll take 20.

Welcome to DHD, Marty. 💜

We’re officially hitting that time of year where rescue ride photos are horrendous pieces of s**t. While we don’t have c...
14/10/2024

We’re officially hitting that time of year where rescue ride photos are horrendous pieces of s**t.

While we don’t have car proof, we can confirm that Chicago Animal Care and Control’s, Opa, got his rescue ride, and a new name tonight.

Welcome to DHD, Bravo. 💜

If we were a smart rescue, we’d pull highly desirable dogs that adopt quickly. We aren’t a smart rescue. Also, DHD doesn...
12/10/2024

If we were a smart rescue, we’d pull highly desirable dogs that adopt quickly.

We aren’t a smart rescue.

Also, DHD doesn’t have a chance in hell of getting the desirable dogs.

This is what we get.

As you can see…Chicago Animal Care and Control’s, Orson was shocked as s**t to find out he had gotten rescue. And we’ll make this exact f**king face if he ever gets adopted.

Welcome to DHD, Odie. 💜

“If he doesn’t make it, we’ll just add him to our dead dog list.” ~ Things I say to our Veterinary PartnersIt’s a good t...
09/10/2024

“If he doesn’t make it, we’ll just add him to our dead dog list.” ~ Things I say to our Veterinary Partners

It’s a good thing people who regularly deal with me, understand my humor.

Especially while dealing with Sia medical math. This isn’t your regular Sia math. Sia medical math is where you say “yes” to medical monstrosities, and then Sia has new ones each week. Sometimes each day. Sia medical math is more expensive, and far more risky.

So, of course when Sia reached out about another dog with a foreign body, we agreed to take him. And if he didn’t make it, we’d just add him to our dead dog list.

We’re gonna give it a shot. He seems pretty sturdy since his radiographs also show he’s been shot by a BB gun. Nothing has taken him down yet. Here’s hoping DHD isn’t the death of him. He’s been delivered to Naperville Animal Hospital so stay tuned for updates.

Welcome to DHD, Sloth. 💜

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