08/09/2025
🚨 10 Very Good Reasons NOT to Adopt Olaf 🚨
(Unless you're ready for the smartest, goofiest, most devoted dog you'll ever meet)
1. You enjoy personal space.
Olaf does not. He believes in full-body closeness, full-time companionship, and full-access following privileges. Bathroom included.
2. You were hoping for a couch potato.
This guy herded sheep with no training. For fun. He thrives on action, adventure, and daily missions. Couch potatoes, you’ve been warned.
3. You like hugging everyone freely.
Olaf used to think hugs were a form of combat. He’s fine with them now, but he might still supervise. He's just emotionally invested in your safety.
4. You don’t want to be outsmarted by your pet.
Olaf learns commands faster than you can say “wait.” He’s the kind of dog that figures things out... and then teaches you the routine.
5. You already have enough coworkers.
Too bad. Olaf is the unpaid emotional support staff you didn’t know you needed. He’ll supervise Zoom calls, monitor snack breaks, and provide quality control on walks.
6. You hate being followed… silently… with purpose.
Olaf doesn’t “tag along.” He patrols. You will never walk alone again.
7. You like your mornings slow and sleepy.
Olaf is a sunrise enthusiast. He’s ready to hike, herd, or play fetch before your coffee’s done steeping.
8. You already have a personal trainer.
He’s coming for their job. Olaf will get you off the couch, on the trail, through the creek, and into shape — without a single motivational quote.
9. You prefer your dogs on 'easy mode.'
Olaf comes with bonus levels. He’s not difficult — he’s advanced. Like a puzzle wrapped in fur and pure devotion.
10. You’re not ready to fall completely, head-over-heels in love.
Because once Olaf chooses you, it’s forever. He doesn’t do casual. He does full loyalty, all in.
đź“Ť Located in Lyle, WA (near Portland, OR)
đźš« Olaf needs a child-free, cat-free home
đź’» Full story & application:
👉 https://pet-net.net/border-collie-dog-adoption-portland-or/
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