17/06/2024
Today is a big Day. No, today is a huge day!! It is my 15th birthday!! I thought for sure it would have been the lead story on all the news outlets and would be trending on social meida. Maybe in a hashtag such as or or perhaps but I haven't seen anything yet. Maybe things are just slow to get rolling today.
Anyway, since Old Fat Daddy had all my teeth yanked out of my pretty little head then I guess I probably won't get to enjoy a nice thick steak for a birthday meal, but maybe my Sweet Pretty Momma will hook me up with a tasty treat or 6. I was gonna set up a Venmo, CashApp or PayPal account so I could accept monetary gifts, but OFD wouldn't let me. How can he be such a stinker even on my birthday? Checks mailed to the house to my attention would be accepted though.