31/10/2024
I am all decked out in my Halloween outfit and ready to hit the houses this evening when Old Fat Daddy tells me he isn't taking me to trick or treat. This is a travesty, a betrayal and an offense to my puppy sensibility!! He said it is because I don't have any teeth anymore so there is no sense in going out for treats! I got news for him: I may not have any more teeth, but I can sure p*e and p**p on his golf bags & shoes just a good as ever!! I am thinking he needs to rethink his position!! I will not be held responsible for my actions if I don't get to go trick or treating!!