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Syberian Forest Rocky Mayer

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Syberian Forest Rocky Mayer

Update: He's a SHE!! Born on September 14th, 2020, Rocky is a medium haired pure MINNY Maine C**n cat. She's friendly, loving and full of energy.

Rocky is the perfect companion.

04/25/2022

1 year later

07/20/2021

05/07/2021

Hello world! I'm groooooowing up!

03/28/2021

12/12/2020

Wait, was that a crow outside the window?!?! No time for zzz's now!

12/12/2020

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn

12/12/2020

Just chillin in my zone

12/09/2020

Have you exhausted all efforts trying to achieve that baby like smooth facial skin? Do you keep spending your hard earned money purchasing infomercial lotions, treatments, and creams that promise you the skin of your youth? Have you massaged, combed, or brushed gobs of gel, moose or wax into your hair desiring GQ or Cosmopolitan sculpted hair status? Isn't it time for you to take a break and see for yourself what the hype is all about?!?!

From coast to coast people are raving about the new, all organic, healthy Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000. Fast, efficient, and easy to use, The Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000 easily removes old dry skin, leaving you with red, raw, premature skin similar to that of skin found as a result of diaper rash. Next, during the same treatment, the swift technique of The Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000 will focus on your hair, abruptly remove each hair follicle from your head leaving you with no further need to ever use gel, moose, wax, or even hair spray again.

But that's not all folks. Callers who call within the next 31 seconds will receive a special lifetime membership in our Wet Willie Club. Members within the Wet Willie Club are entitled to receive Rocky Mayer Wet Willie's a maximum of 30 times per month. (special conditions and restrictions may apply. All bonus winners must call in advance to schedule their Wet Willie and have must have completed and submitted the Wet Willie Waver confirming they are alright with having Rocky Mayer wake them up by random licking of the canal located deep within either of their ears. Waver valid for 1 year length of time. After 1 year, recipient of the Wet Willie bonus must fill out, submit and gain approval of NEW Wet Willie Waver in order to receive continued services for the pending year.

12/08/2020

Look at that tail. What!!

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Have you exhausted all efforts trying to achieve that baby like smooth facial skin? Do you keep spending your hard earned money purchasing infomercial lotions, treatments, and creams that promise you the skin of your youth? Have you massaged, combed, or brushed gobs of gel, moose or wax into your hair desiring GQ or Cosmopolitan sculpted hair status? Isn't it time for you to take a break and see for yourself what the hype is all about?!?! From coast to coast people are raving about the new, all organic, healthy Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000. Fast, efficient, and easy to use, The Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000 easily removes old dry skin, leaving you with red, raw, premature skin similar to that of skin found as a result of diaper rash. Next, during the same treatment, the swift technique of The Rocky Mayer Tongue Tickler 5000 will focus on your hair, abruptly remove each hair follicle from your head leaving you with no further need to ever use gel, moose, wax, or even hair spray again. But that's not all folks. Callers who call within the next 31 seconds will receive a special lifetime membership in our Wet Willie Club. Members within the Wet Willie Club are entitled to receive Rocky Mayer Wet Willie's a maximum of 30 times per month. (special conditions and restrictions may apply. All bonus winners must call in advance to schedule their Wet Willie and have must have completed and submitted the Wet Willie Waver confirming they are alright with having Rocky Mayer wake them up by random licking of the canal located deep within either of their ears. Waver valid for 1 year length of time. After 1 year, recipient of the Wet Willie bonus must fill out, submit and gain approval of NEW Wet Willie Waver in order to receive continued services for the pending year.