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30/08/2024

So folks I’m off on my hols again for a long long time 7 weeks👍. The humans have told me we are visiting the Normandy beaches, which sounds great to me as it means I get to do lots of running!!!
So yesterday we headed over to France on Le Shuttle, I was dead chilled this time wasnt scared by any of the strange noises. We stayed at the campsite where we’ve stayed before in Calais, but guess what!!! It was like being at home as Carolyn ,Andy & Byron were there , they only live down the road from me & they’d followed us to Calais can you believe that!!! & then to top it off Suzy & Brian ( who we stayed with in Chamonix last year) also came to see me but I didn’t get to see my mates Dave & Kev as they’d had a long journey from Wales so they’d gone to bed early & missed me!!!
We went out to dinner I had some of the she humans fish it was delish she wouldn’t let me have any of her chocolate cake & ice cream even though I gave her the sad eyes & tried to give her lots of licks, so had to settle for crumbs off the floor!!! Then in the middle of the night the he human got up to use the loo & landed right on top of me he’d fainted!! it’s a wonder I wasn’t squashed to death with that huge lump landing on me I was very scared,I managed to get out from under him & jumped onto the bed with an injured foot & hid behind the she humans pillows, she checked to make sure I was ok & not badly injured then checked on the lump on the floor( glad to see I’m higher up the chain than the he human!) I thought he was drunk but it turns out he’d had some sort of reaction to the food he’d eaten so I’ll forgive him for injuring me. Anyway my injury was soon forgotten when the she human made me comfy on her pillows & she shuffled down the bed all squished up so that I could have the best position, so now I’ve started how I mean to go on at bedtime on this holiday, I’m on those pillows before she gets anywhere near that bed let her try moving me!!!
Today we are off to Honfleur for the night & guess what Carolyn Andy & Byron are also going to Honfleur I’m starting to worry that they are stalking me( I’ve watched Baby Reindeer with the she human) I’ll have to keep my wits about me & watch for any signs from them that they ARE STALKING ME!!!
I will post some pics from Honfleur but here’s one of me on the Shuttle yesterday being chilled chewing my chicken stick. Lots of licks cc Ralphie🐾🐾🐕‍🦺

14/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 37

Today we return home on the underground train, I’m very chilled about being on this train, I’m very chilled about most transport now after all the international travel I’ve been doing, I’m now a very well travelled dog!
I’m looking forward to being able to run free round the garden, not having to be tethered to a long lead.
I’m really excited about getting to see all my furry friends, I hope they know that I’m heading home!
What I’m really looking forward to is sitting in my chair in the kitchen keeping guard watching the birds & cows, tapping on the patio doors so the humans let me out to chase & bark at the birds on MY grass & the cows stood at MY fence. I have to do a lot of barking at the cows I have a lot to say to them, I also encourage my furry friends to join in, the humans & (the neighbours) really hate all the barking, they wag their fingers & tell us to be quiet, but barking is what dogs do & we won’t be stopped!!!
Just before we went on our holidays I’d learnt a new trick, I started jumping up on the kitchen island when the humans went out of the room, I had quite a bit of success managing to help myself to biscuits, crisps, bread & hummus, along with licking up any crumbs that were on it, oh & licking the glass of beer( I’ve got a taste for beer now). I got into serious trouble a couple of times when the humans found me up there, being told how naughty I was & having the finger wagged in my face, but they don’t know about all the other times I managed to get down before they came back into the room. I’ve just got to hone my earring a bit more so I don’t get caught at all!!!, I wouldn’t have to do it if they shared all their food with me would I ?🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

12/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 36

This is my last full day in France, we are going back to the UK tomorrow.
We are staying at a site in Sangatte tonight as it’s near to where we will get the underground train. The humans have told me we will also be meeting their friend Jane there, she is one of my bestest human friends, she’s always hugging me so I know she loves me.
We park up on the new patch of grass right next to Jane’s campervan, I know it’s hers as I can smell her all around it but can’t find her no matter how hard I search. The humans tell me she is out for the day volunteering at a warehouse & we will see her this evening.
We set off on my promised walk, they tell me I will only be on the lead for a short time until we reach the beach.
I love the beach it’s the second bestest place I like to run, my bestest place ever is the woods & fields. I can’t wait to run & run in the lovely soft sand but then I suddenly remember there’s water by the sand!! so I’m going to have to keep an eye on those two. They let me off the lead & I roll in the lovely soft sand, but I get it in my eyes & around my mouth & it doesn’t taste good, not to worry I can shake myself to get rid of it & it will blow off while running. I run for ages, they keep whistling me back but I don’t go all the way back to them, I’m not giving them a chance to grasp me and get me in the water, I know what there game is, I’m wiser than they think I am.
We come to the end of the beach we’ve gone miles & miles, they put me back on the lead, they tell me I’ll be able to go back on the beach once we’ve had a walk round the town,food & drink for them, zero food for me again just a drink!!! I do get to have some of the he humans juicy burger & during our walk on the promenade they have a massive ice cream each, the she human shares hers with me, the he human eats ALL of his!!, I wish I could have my own ice cream it’s my next favourite thing after meat & fish but no such luck.
We go back on the beach, I run part of the way back but I’m all run out so resort to walking & lots of sniffing but still keeping a watchful eye on those two.
Back at the MH the chairs, beer, crisps come out they want to catch the last rays & no doubt some snoozing which I join them with.
Jane arrives back , I’m so excited to see her she sits down on the ground & I jump all over her licking & kissing her, she lets me sit next to her on the settee in the MH while they are eating , I know she’ll share some of her food with me, she’s one of my most favourite humans.
It’s been one of my favourite days of this holiday. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

12/10/2023

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11/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 35

More travelling today up to Calais for the journey back to the uk. The humans decided to stay at the first campsite we had visited in France. It is a great site for them as it has a bar & restaurant so they don’t have to walk too far!!!
We arrived late afternoon got the patch of grass sorted then the chairs & beer came out to catch the last rays of sunshine.
They took me for a walk on the lead & promised me that tomorrow would be a better day for me,I could look forward to a nice long walk without the lead, promises, promises I won’t hold my breath!!! They’ll probably be too busy eating & drinking to be able to walk!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

10/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 34

The humans parked the MH in a quiet street next to the canal just outside Lille & got the metro in, I DID NOT LIKE THE METRO. I had to be carried everywhere while using the metro or else I couldn’t get on & I didn’t want to be left alone in a strange place so allowed the he human to carry me. We went downstairs on this moving stair thing,(scary) it was like we were floating on air!
It was really noisy underneath the ground with lots of humans trying to get on the train, I had to sit on the he humans knee as they had told the humans that I had not to be on the floor at any point during the journey. I was glad to get off the noisy cramped train, we floated upstairs & much to my relief I was put down on my paws & was free to walk.
Outside in the streets there were masses of people, as we walked around the city there were humans in some strange clothes & lots of them were wearing the same red & white clothes, it was a very jovial atmosphere, with lots of people eating & drinking. I heard the humans say a game was being played in Lille that’s why there were so many other humans around, I couldn’t see any game being played or I might have tried to join in especially if it involved running, I love running!!
Once the humans had seen all the old buildings & the she human had looked in some shops, the he human & me waited outside the shops, think we were both bored with shopping! We headed back to the MH & set off for our next nightstop near Calais. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

10/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 33

We had a late start today as the humans said they had an appointment at 10.30 then we would head over to Lille & try to find a patch of something!! to park the MH on for the night, what they didn't tell me was that it was me that had an appointment with the vet!!!, if I had known where I was going i'd have never got back in the MH that morning after my walk.
Imagine my horror when we got to the appointment & I got out of the MH with the she human, I knew as soon as my paws touched the floor where we were, there's a certain smell in the air!!! My legs started doing their Elvis impression, I just couldn't stop them from shaking,& i started to cry. We were put in a room of chairs, where i had to sit down as my legs were shaking so much, the she human put me on her knee, whispering that it was going to be ok & she had some nice ham for me if I was good, (I'm always good!)
OK for her!! she wasn't going to have something shoved in her ear or worse up her bum, which is usually what happens when i go to these places. we were taken to another room, I did try to stop myself being taken there by stiffening my legs & refusing to move but it was of no use she just pulled harder and my claws couldn't dig into the solid floor so I was dragged into the room!!!
The human in the blue outfit tried to make friends with me but I knew her game, be nice to begin with, get my trust, then stick something in me, I was having none of it. She put me on this big metal thing which recorded my weight, I must have lost loads of weight in the last 10 mins with all the sweating I'd done!!! She then waved a circular thing around me which beeped but didn't inflict any harm to me, she then offered me something round & hard which I thought might be a treat but it tasted vile so i spat it out, my she human then got the ham out & the blue uniformed human took a piece & offered it me, I wasn't stupid I knew what she'd done, so I ate the ham & spat out the hard thing, she then tried with a massive chunk of ham & I decided it was best if I swallowed it in one go so I could get out of that place!!!
She gave my she human some paperwork then she said I'd been very good & tried to offer me a treat,I turned my nose up at it & refused to take it (there was no way I was taking anything from her), why would I want a gravy bone when i knew there was a slice of ham left & I deserved that ham for for what they'd tried to do to me.As soon as that door was opened I was out of there dragging my she human as fast as I could, I'd never been so happy to be back inside the MH!!!
We eventually arrived just outside of Lille in the countryside where we had a lovely patch of lush grass, once everything was sorted, I was put on my lead & had a wonder into the little village. The day ended much better than it had started as the humans let me off the lead to run down a country lane with lots of lovely smells & some long grass for me to run through, so I will forgive them for the terrible start to the day.🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B

Me rushing home for my treats🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day32

Staying overnight on the aire again so no travelling in the MH today instead we are off to Reim on the train, I’m really chilled on it now just wish I could sit in one of the seats & look out of the window instead of the hard floor.
Another day of walking around looking at old buildings & eating for them then,back on the train to the aire via a bar that they were in for ages, it was way past my dinner time, I’m sure they forget I’m there!!!
They did promise me that they’d call at the pet shop near to where we were staying to buy me some treats. The shop was massive with lovely smelling delicious things, I tried to lick & nibble a few things that I could reach but the wagging finger came out!!! They did get me some sausages & dental sticks probably to try & get rid of my fishy breath!!!
I was so excited I couldn’t wait to get back to try them like they’d promised. So the treats made up for another boring day for me. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 31

This morning was spent looking around Troyes again!!!
We then set off to Epernay, home of some famous champagne houses.
The humans found a lovely aire to stay on in the centre of Epernay, there was lots of grass for me to smell, they put me on the long lead which meant I could wander a fair distance from the MH, there was only 6 spaces on the aire so it was very quiet which made me want to bark more!!!
We walked into the centre to seek out the champagne places, they took me into this dead posh place called Moët & Chandon but the wouldn’t let in to the main building I had to sit in reception with the he human while the she human did more shopping!!! Not sure they’ll be any room left for me in the MH if they don’t stop shopping!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B

FREE AT LAST🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 30

We are slowly making our way back to Calais, we are heading back to Troyes where we went the first week, but the she human has insisted that they call off at Dole ( birthplace of Louis Pasteur) on our way up as it’s a longish drive so wants to break it up so that I’m not stuck on the settee sleeping & can have some fresh air.
We find a parking space in the town with a short walk to the centre, it’s a very pretty town but small. I play my game of barking & chasing pigeons much to the annoyance of the 2 humans but I’m bored of walking round on the lead.
We head on to Troyes & call off at the lake where I’m free to run in the wooded area & on the beach. I have a great time, the water is out & there’s lots of smelly seaweedy stuff on the sand that I proceed to roll in, it’s lovely & fishy smelling & both humans are shouting at me to stop but I’m having none of it, they should have let me off the lead more, this will teach them!!!
They turn their noses up at me when we get in the MH & as soon as we are parked on the patch of grass they set the hose on me & cover me in bubbles then set the hose on me again, they just cannot leave the water obsession alone.
Why don’t they like me smelling beautiful like an old fish!!! No they want me smelling of flowers!! I’m disgusted with their treatment of me & go off to sulk for the rest of the evening, only forgiving them when they give me some of their dinner, I had some lovely beef from the he human & some fish from the she human, so at least I’m smelling of fish again as I have lovely fishy breath!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

09/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 29

Sorry to you all if you’ve been wondering what’s happened to me but the she human ran out of data, so not been able to post.

So it’s Monday of the last week away & the he human has decided on the places we are all going to visit this week, not sure the she human is impressed.
Besancon is today, we have found a dirt patch to leave the MH & walked a little way to get the tram into the city. Today is much cooler for me so I don’t have to wear any silly clothing to keep me cool, but no being off the lead today again!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

03/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 28

Today I’m told is a day of rest & and catching up with chores, so the humans decided to head off the beaten track so we ended up at a small campsite in Ars-sur-Formans. It was a very nice campsite with actual grass patches it was lovely to roll on instead of the dirt.
The humans caught up on their washing & cleaning took me for a walk round the fishing lake then decided we would all go out on the bike.
I protested to begin with by stiffening my legs but I had to give in & sit in the bike buddy, it’s no buddy of mine!!!
Off we set, I quite enjoy it really, having the wind flapping my ears, & chasing after the she human ahead of us.
We passed through some little villages, then ended up back at the village nearest the campsite so they could have a beer, everyone was looking & smiling at me, don’t think they’ve ever seen a dog on a bike before. I got to have a bowl of biscuits that the humans had brought with them & a delicious bowl of water, makes a change me actually getting some food and the humans not eating.
Back on the bike to the campsite I made it easier for them this time to get me in as they had treated me with the extra bowl of food today think I deserved extra food after all that cycling!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

03/10/2023

Ralphie B

I was very lucky I didn’t have to have a bandage back on!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

03/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 27

Today my paw was released from its bandages(yay). We travelled to Avignon this morning, just a short hop from Montpellier.
Once the humans had parked up on their patch of scrub & sorted the MH out we went off for a walk.
I was so excited as we walked along the Rhone River they let me off the lead. Yes I was free to run at long last but it didn’t last long as I went a bit mad having my freedom, & ended up with some spears in my front paw which the humans had to remove so I could walk on all 4 paws, they also put me back on my lead (sigh) they said they didn’t want another vets bill!!
We then got on the ferry, another mode of transport I’ve not done before, didn’t really like it as I was surrounded by loads of water & I couldn’t relax. Think I’ve tried most transport options now, although I’m glad I didn’t have to try the paragliding like the he human did in Chamonix, I’m surprised that he didn’t offer to take me with him just so they could film me & laugh at how scared I would of been.
Luckily I survived the ferry without falling overboard getting on & off, I had to do a big jump from ferry to land, I was very brave.
The centre of Avignon was very very busy, there were some very strange people in very odd clothes, with shields & swords. They were shouting, singing & dancing, they were forming circles & getting normal dressed humans to join them in with the dancing & singing thank goodness the she human managed to restrain the he human from joining in, saved me & her that embarrassment.
My humans sat down to have some food surrounded by these oddly dressed humans, I had to lay under the table & keep watch for any food bits being dropped or offered ( as usual they hadn’t invited me to sit at the table & join them for food!!!) so I had to keep guard, my new favourite game is keeping very quiet & waiting for the pigeons to approach our table the I run out barking as loudly as possible dragging the table with me, it’s great fun as it scares all the humans around, they look at me shaking their heads & laughing, at least they like the game, my humans wag the finger at me & call me naughty. My next favourite game is walking along on my lead then when I see a group of pigeons or just one pigeon charging at them barking pulling my humans arm with me. It’s great fun, well I have to keep myself entertained somehow while they’re busy looking at old buildings!!! 🐕‍🦺

01/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 26

Another new experience for me today we took the tram into Montpellier, it was much smoother than the bus & creaky train, I was even able to lay down & relax a little before the marathon walking began.
So another day spent pounding the streets looking at old buildings, they wanted to take me into a big botanical garden but the garden police said I wasn’t allowed in so I’ll just have to find some old walls & lampposts to wee on.
I enjoyed lunchtime though as I got to have loads of Parma Ham, as the he human isn’t fond of it & he had loads on his plate so he shared it with me, but I had to keep guard as the pigeons were circling so I barked & chased them away, don’t know why they told me off, I was only making sure they didn’t nick anything that was meant for me!!!

01/10/2023

01/10/2023

Ralphie B
Day 25

So we set off from St Remy & headed for Nimes.
Yet again those two human fools tried to get me in the water, they’re obsessed with getting me wet, if they like the bloody water so much why don’t they just get in it, no it’s more fun to shove me in it to laugh!!!
We did loads of walking I think I’ve worn all my pads out with the walking, there was loads of old buildings for them to look at, & loads of water & fountains I was getting worried that they might try & give me a bath in the big water pond but they were more interested in taking pictures of it, told you they’re obsessed with water!!
After all the walking they decided they should travel on to Montpellier & try & find a piece of grass to park up on so we could get some sleep. I’m shattered I’ve not had a wink of sleep all day,really don’t care if I don’t get to sleep on the bed tonight as long as I can just lay down & sleep please. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

28/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 22-24

So a visit to the vets is what I had to endure today, she shaved my paw, poked around with some tweezer like implement in a hole she’d found between my pads, she flushed it with iodine with stung like buggery,she didn’t just do it once but 3 times, I was very good I didn’t yelp ot try to bite her to make her stop, she said I was very good & kind, she wrapped my paw in a proper bandage this time!! I have to keep the bandage on for 3 days take medicine with my food & a lampshade to wear to stop me biting the bandage.
I was feeling really sorry for myself but when we got back to the campsite I was very surprised & excited to see Byron, Carolyn & Andy had parked up near our MH. I was really glad to see Byron, but he pretended he wasn’t happy to see me but I’m sure deep down he really likes me he just has to keep up this act that he doesn’t or his humans might get another dog & he doesn’t want that to happen!!
We spent time relaxing together, I’ve loved rolling in the very dry soil and covering myself in stuff much to my humans annoyance, going for walks being given fish skins that the humans had saved for us from their food.
I even got to spend the day with Byron when my humans went off for the day to Arles looking at more old buildings ( I was saved from that torture by Carolyn offering to look after me, thank you thank you Carolyn♥️)
We spent the day just chilling in the shade while Byron’s humans roasted themselves in the sun getting browner & browner, like chicken skin, (which I love as much as fish skin).
It’s been a lovely relaxing 3 days for us all.

28/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 21

I’ve still got the stupid bandage on, it survived my relentless efforts of chewing & pulling, I may have not succeeded with that but I succeeded at getting on the bed cause they thought that would stop me attacking my paw in the night, so that’s a plus for having a bad paw!!
I get lots of attention & sympathy when we are out but not any treats, I think the humans have told the other humans not to give me them it’s so unfair I definitely deserve them walking round with this glove on.
We’ve done more walking this morning visiting Roussillion,& travelled on to Saint- Remy -de-Provence, they’ve said their going to have a few days off travelling,good my legs need a rest from all that walking around & I can concentrate on getting this thing off my paw🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

28/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 20

My paw is still irritating me & the humans are feeling really bad, & so they should if they hadn’t put me in the water I’d be absolutely fine, they’ve tried to get a vets appointment but no luck as it’s saturated they close at 12pm. So, do you know what they’ve done they’ve been to the pharmacy & bought some sticky bandage they’ve put some padding on my paw bandaged it and put a plastic glove on it, A PLASTIC GLOVE!!!
I’ve got dangling bits hanging out of the bandage just to try & stop me bitting it & getting it wet!!! How stupid do I look!! They wouldn’t like it if I stuck a blue plastic glove on the end of their foot they’d soon complain but I have to put up with it!!
So they’ve decided there going to do some Provence villages so today we’ve been to Gordes & Fontaine-de-Vacluse, so more lead walking & no fun time for me. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

25/09/2023

Ralphie B

Why oh why do they keep insisting on getting me wet!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

25/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 19

Off to the seaside today & a visit to the old port of Cassis.
It was a lovely place very hot with lots of people & boats.
Once again they tried to get me in the water! They know I don’t like it so just stop doing it please!!!
Anyway I made them feel really bad as I’ve got something I’m my paw & the salt water irritated it & I kept licking it & they got worried, they even gave me half their ice-cream cause they felt so bad!!
We spent most of the day there. The he human who is sport mad couldn’t find a snail race to watch, so we had to watch some old men playing Patange,some other humans encouraged him to join in, didn’t need any encouragement he was desperate to have a go, he was sh*te lost 11-0 but he felt like one of the locals with their human bonding!!!
My paw is sore so they’ve put an old sock & stuck it down so I can’t lick it, it’s driving me mad, I also look very stupid with one white paw!! but I am getting lots of attention & so I should!!!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

25/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 18

So off to Aix-En-Provence or as the she human calls it
Eggs on Provence. Really !!! She’s amused by it anyway.
Another day of seeing stuff I didn’t want to see & more SHOPPING, again not a treat bought for me!!! But I did get some fish in a bowl a very kind human who worked at the restaurant gave me it while the 2 humans ate their lunch, he obviously felt sorry for me & could see how starving I am.
Yet more shopping& trying on, it was ok to begin with as I had the stockroom to investigate but found no treats so gave in with boredom & laid down in disgust. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

25/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 17

Another day of sightseeing for the humans. They took me to Riez where there was a very big market & lots of noise & bustle.
They bought lots of different food items but again nothing for me!!!!
We made it back to the MH just before the rain came & they decided to have lunch but didn’t get me a plate of it so I was mardy & wouldn’t look at them just looked out of the window while they ate.
They then set off for Lake Verdon where we all wondered around in the drizzle, they put that bloody equafleece thing on me to stop me getting wet & shaking myself when we got back in the MH, I really hate that thing!!!!
The Lake was massive at least they didn’t try & make me get in it,I was wet enough! 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

21/09/2023

Ralphie B

Look how silly they made me look wearing a bright green coat in that heat, everyone stared at how stupid I looked, it’s not a look I would have chosen myself I’ve got better taste than that🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

21/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 16

I was having a great time this morning rolling around in the soil, then the human said come with me Ralphie into the building, I was having a good sniff around when I got the shock of my life I was being soaked in water then some smelly stuff was being poured onto my fur & the human was rubbing it into my fur to make me all white & bubbly. Why did she do that, I’d just made myself all nice & brown & was really pleased with myself & she’d gone and spoilt my new look!!
I knew I shouldn’t have trusted them when they wanted to share the building with me.
The human kept me prisoner in the building while she covered herself in water & bubbles, I was shivering & whining but she didn’t care. She eventually set me free but I was carried by the other human from the building to the MH in a big rough square which he tried to dry me with, if only they’d let me run around outside I could have dried myself by shaking my body & rolling in the soil but no they kept me prisoner now in the MH.
We left that site thank goodness, didn’t want them doing that to me again the next day.
We went back to the coast & then spent a few hours travelling, I ignored them for most of the day I was not impressed by their treatment of me, don’t they know by know I like smelling of dog not flowers!!
We parked at the new site, Moustiers Saint Marie, it was very hot, they decided that we would walk up a massive hill to the village, they said I should wear my coat,WHAT COAT??, why would I need a coat when it was already boiling!!!
They dressed me up in this lime green thing that was soaking wet,WHY?? they’d already soaked me once this morning!!!
When we got to the top of the hill they took me to a big square of water & soaked me AGAIN, what is wrong with them, I see they didn’t soak themselves with the water, it’s so unfair!🐕‍🦺🐾🐾

21/09/2023

Ralphie B
Day 15

The humans got me up early as they said we’d got a long journey ahead to Toulon. We arrived at the site near to the coast, they said they’d splashed out on this particular patch of grass, well I couldn’t see a blade of grass just soil so something to dig later!!! There was a building on the site that they said was for their use only, their own toilet & shower so no sharing with everyone else & that it was good to have as I’d be able to use it as well, but I’m happy cocking my leg up outside on a tree, I don’t need to be modest & shy like them, & I can’t jump up on that thing they p*e in as I’d fall straight down that big hole that’s there, so not sure what use that building is for me.
They got set up, did a bit of shouting at one another about driving the MH onto some plastic bits that made the MH higher on one side. Don’t know why they bother, I can sleep anywhere what’s their problem THEY’VE GOT A NICE COMFY BED THAT I CANT GET TO.
We walked to a place where they said we were getting a train to Toulon, I wasn’t looking forward to being on a train after my last experience but it was actually very smooth no creaking or bumping along. We did the usual of walking around looking at buildings, sat while they ate, nothing for me again only water, they are so unkind not buying me a plate of food as well, don’t they know I’m withering away under all this fur!!
Back on the train then a walk down to the coast, more food for them, nothing for me but their scraps of hard crust & a bowl of water, not even a slurp of beer after all that walking.
They did eventually feed me a full meal when we’d walked back to the MH, but I’d had to work hard for it. 🐕‍🦺🐾🐾