The Lonely Tissue Paper Adoption House

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The Lonely Tissue Paper Adoption House Adopt your very own crumpled tissue paper today! Comes with a customized birth certificate and various accessories in case you'd like to make it more cute.

Tissues are made out of papers and papers comes from the trees and trees are living things therefore tissues have feelings. Statistic shows an average person wastes 22.4kg of tissues a year. When crumpled up, that is enough to fill an average sized toilet up til the ceiling. Imagine that toilet being a graveyard of used and abused balls of soiled fluffy tissues crying. That is a sad sight indeed.

Sometimes we see them rolling on the ground with the wind, that is them trying to break free and on rare occations running to reconnect with their tissue families. We take advantage of tissues to blow our nose, clean our p**p, chope for a seat and other various human activities, but not only do we use what we need, we take more than necesarry, double layer it, wrap it around our hands 3 or 4 times because we tend to think "Meh.. They're only just tissues. The auntie sold it to me for $1 at Woodlands Interchange." Do we stop to think about their feelings? No, we discard it when it's still 80% clean. Do we stop to think about where it came from and how many trees are sacrificed? No, only during Reuse, Reduce and Recycle day in school. This is wrong. We need to value their lives more and make the world a better place. Why the need to waste resources on recycling tissues when we can simply use it up to its full potential. We aim to find forever homes for retired crumpled tissues who have served their short lives for our daily needs. They are soft and fluffy creatures who will always be there for you, whether someone to talk to or a tissue to cry on. Save a life: adopt, don't buy because every tissue needs a family. The crumpled tissue paper adoption kit comes with a customized birth certificate and various accessories in case you'd like to make it more cute. Terms & Conditions Apply.

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Hogwarts Castle
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