Ocean

Ocean This is a page for all Ocean fans all over the world.

17/04/2017

R.I.P Ocean

Will be missed dearly.

29/12/2016

I'm not a force to be reckoned with

I am THE force.

Don't try and stop me

29/12/2016

One year on Facebook today
Wheres me fu**in review?

13/04/2016

I've been receiving a lot of hate mail relating to MY choice to give some of my kids up for adoption
None of you know the stress of being a cat
You're out, prowling for food on a nice midnight walk and next thing BAM, you're seduced by a s*xy, darker male with eyes like moonlight and a swagger like oly Mickey Rooney
I had a night of fun, and now I'm in trouble
Cat pregnancy is 600% higher than any human, our reproductive system can't fight the kittyy j**z and we don't get birth control
So what am I supposed to do? Be abstinent all my life? F**k no.
So I'm pregnant and I want to give some of my kids away, because being a mom is hard. Or so I heard. I'm only a baby I deserve to have fun and enjoy my youth and not worry about raising a family
You think Black Sunshine is gonna help me with these kids? HA! F**k no, I saw him runniing off with a ginger bitch last night , already forgot all about me...so I'm alone
I'm thinking of getting a petition going after I give birth to get the goverment to help with feline fertility , anyone wanna help?

18/03/2016

Ok ok
I know I'm like 2 weeks late but I've been busy alright?
Happy Mothers Day to the best mommy in the world
You gave me life and love unconditionally
I'm going through a really scary phase of my life right now and I appreciate your help
(And if anyone on here doesn't believe Charlotte gave birth to me, you're a bigot and I'm filing a hate crime against you)

20/02/2016

Ocean

15/02/2016

Could all you fu***rs get out of my house
I'm trying to sleep

07/01/2016

My owner continues to try speaking to me in my own language
She tried saying hello but she actually called me a rat faced ho**er -_-

06/01/2016

All I want in life is a cute green collar to bring out the colour of my eyes and do I get one? No :(
hate life

31/12/2015

Bae and I

31/12/2015

People keep asking me when am I gonna get pregnant. Because I am an adult female cat.
Misogyny at its finest
I do what I want
I'm young and want to experiment
Give me space. Happy New Year

31/12/2015

As much as I give her a hard time
I just want to be clear that I love my mom more than anything
She gave me a home and a place to sleep
She lets me p**p whenever I want and she calls me beautiful
I love you Charlotte
Now give me a snack

30/12/2015

I have s*x to Lana when my owners aren't home

30/12/2015

The wind makes me happy

30/12/2015

Penny's finest

30/12/2015

2 drunk 2 care

30/12/2015

I asked my owner for some fu**ing food and all she did was fu**ing mimic me in my own fu**ing language. I fu**ing hate her.

29/12/2015

Ocean's cover photo

29/12/2015

I fu**ing hate taking baths

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