I loved jumping off of the dock and into the lake in the summer. In the winter, there was much snow for me to roll in and eat. After that year, My human moved to Colorado. That was a long car ride. I didn't think it would ever end! My human said it was only 18 hours, but I was sure it was about 11 months. But since there's snow in Colorado, I forgave my human. I also love running in crazy circles
in the yard, someday, I hope to throw the Earth out of orbit by doing so. I like to yell at my neighbors, It's important to let them know that, although I'm not as large, I still have the biggest bark.
. . .Squirrel? . . . no, false alarm. Anyways, I love to observe these creatures my humans call "kitties." I am astounded that the humans have no fear of them and can pick them up. I must admit, I am cautious around these so called "kitties." I feel like their motives are beyond my knowledge. Still, the humans clearly love them, so they must be protected. Some times, my humans will take me for car rides. This is always a gamble. Sometimes it's a ride to the insidious doctor, who makes me very nervous. Other times we go for a walk. The walks are the best, I get to smell millions of new smells! It's so intriguing that I tend to drool all over myself.
. . Ball? . . . When I get tired of my food, I like to sneak a taste of the "kitties" food. It's so much tastier than my food. I suspect the humans are figuring out my actions, because the other day they yelled very loudly and sent me to my kennel. My main job is to bring my humans my toys, but it's not that easy. I have to tease them and make sure they have to work for it. So we play keep away until they give up. I then walk away and chew on my toy, and when they least suspect it, I will set the toy on their lap so they can throw it and it can start all over again.
