Lizardadmin's Sh*tposting Vivarium

12/07/2024

24/04/2024

Retirement goals

04/03/2024

Look man, don't get me wrong, that big monkey who keeps me in this tank has forgotten to feed me for the last week or so. He looks at me every day and smiles at me, tapping on the glass.

So I kinda get it how it feels, but imagine lying on the ground, chained up in a hole and scared scaleless knowing it's game over as you cry in the fetal position till you suffocate or starve to death (I didn't read the article), just for some big nerds a thousand years later to dig you up and pose next to you with a big grin, completely ignoring the fact that something super heinous happened to you and that you were actually a living person.

Bound in Mystery: Unraveling the Secrets of the 1,200-Year-Old Chained Co**se Found in Peru's Subterranean Tomb
-Full story below👇👇👇

07/01/2024

Praying for you warmblood losers

24/11/2023

you called?

Tried to have AI generate a wojak. Got the hardest image known to man instead.

09/09/2023

mmmmm cricket

09/09/2023

me talking to my internet gf (she is a federal agent (they are about to knock down my door))

22/08/2023

ayyyyyy

09/08/2023

how is this even a question? Just like Simon-Peter I would leave my nets and boat and follow him without question. Whatever you say

06/08/2023

Shut it down

27/07/2023

Holy s**t if I have to hear one more seething zoomer who couldn't get a driver's license bitch about cities being designed around people who matter (not them) I'm gonna s**t chunky diarrhea straight into Post Malone's goofy looking mouth

11/07/2023

Us