Ariel's Pups

25/08/2024

Check out rottiemomx2’s video.

01/01/2024

Happy Birthday Puppies!!!! Hard to believe you are 3 today

20/08/2023

Would love to see some updated pictures of all the babies 

29/06/2023

Can all owners of one of my puppies please contact me (PM) I have a health question concerning your puppies.

02/01/2023

Happy Birthday Puppies

08/10/2022

08/05/2022

01/01/2022

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the puppies

07/11/2021

I am sorry to have to tell you, but we will not be breeding our female again. We have talked and consulted with our trainer and vet about our decision. We saw a little bit if a temperament change after her last litter and I have become more dependent on her lately. With that I can’t chance another temperament change, as it could end her service dog ability.

If you are seeing this and was interested in a puppy please PM me and I will keep your contact information in case one of her puppies breeds toward the end of next year.

25/10/2021

This is what you find when you decided to give momma a good brushing. You find out she’s carrying around enough loose fur to make another dog

10/10/2021

We are looking for a male to breed with around December. If we are successful and she gets bred, we will post here to let you know that we are breeding. Then once pregnancy is confirmed we will post again with approximate due date and an estimate of the number of puppies. Momma should go into heat around the 2 week of December. 

02/09/2021

Dear Customer,

Congratulations on acquiring your Rottweiler .

Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your Rottweiler comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Rottweiler ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Rottweiler suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your Rottweiler to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your Rottweiler comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Sh****ad
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
As***le
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth

The zipper: We ask you not to try to open a Rottweilers zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.

Software: Your Rottweiler is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the steal the dinner chip, fun chip, the biting chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.

Should you have any queries you can reach us on 1800-what-did-I-do

Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your Rottweiler.

Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns..ever. It’s your problem now.

**borrowed from elsewhere**

13/07/2021

23/06/2021

Let’s see those babies at Six months. I bet they are all getting so big and mischievous.

18/04/2021

If you have a puppy, can I see how they have grown? Love seeing some of the pics I have received