Sarge

Sarge Sargent Major is a cute puppy that gets into a lot of trouble!

06/03/2024

Oh my woof! You are not going to bewoof what I saw this morning. Ok... picture this.... A HOT DOG TACO!! 🤯🤯 It was wooftastic. I ate it before mom could get a pic. Sorry bout your slow woof mom!

26/02/2024

Sunny Dee I need beer!

20/01/2024

I don't know who Jennie Craig is, but mom keeps saying that I am going to meet her. I wonder if she will have hot dog tacos as good as my favorite café? Anywoofs... I had Shredded chicken this morning! It was amazewoofs! I also had a hotdog taco. So nice that I get a crispy corn tortilla..

Oh, and get this! I was eating slow because a dapper dobie knows his manners, and mom was all 'Hurry up! It's freezing 🥶'. Then she tried to get me to take my breakfast to go! 🤯 I was all hold your woofers! I am eating like a dapper dobie. Jeez. She is annoying sometimes. Anywoof... I am going to snuggle on the couch with my blankie and the amazing chew chew my fiance gave me. She is the bestest. Stay warm my p*eps (except chihuahuas.. you stay cold!)

OHHHMYWOOFS!! I got dessert!!! Carrot cake yummies. Mom took 5 seconds to take pics which is like 25 years! I was like d...
20/01/2024

OHHH
MY
WOOFS!!
I got dessert!!! Carrot cake yummies. Mom took 5 seconds to take pics which is like 25 years! I was like don't drool, don't drool. It took furever! But I finally got to eat it.
Woof yeah baybee!!!

19/01/2024

This morning was amazing. I took mom on her walk and made her stay outside for 20 whole minutes! I think she enjoyed it. She bagged the p**p, watched me p*e like 10 times, and she got exercise. What's not to like?

So I took her to my café so she could watch me eat. Seriously, I thought she should totally thank me for this. So what does she do? Takes me to get a pawdi and a brush. See?? Mom finally appreciates what I do for her! 🐾❤️

Ok... I am just going to woof it. Hotdogs and cheese taco! 🤯
18/01/2024

Ok... I am just going to woof it. Hotdogs and cheese taco! 🤯

Sorry for the lack of foodie posts. It is woofin cold! Mom said her your food to go because she doesn't like cold. She i...
17/01/2024

Sorry for the lack of foodie posts. It is woofin cold! Mom said her your food to go because she doesn't like cold. She is NOT a dapper dobie mom if she can't hang.
Anywoofs, I think that the owner of Kevin's Cafe is a brudder from anudder mudder. Woof at breakfast! Sausage, a hot dog, and pizza! Oh my woofs. I am freaking drooling here! I ate the meat at the Cafe, but took the pizza home. I am not a greedy woof (until mom tried to take it out of my mouth. I woofed NO MA'AM! GET YOUR OWN!)

Ok.. people.. you will not even bewoof me. I had the most amazing dinner. It had MEATBALLS!! There was other stuff too! ...
14/01/2024

Ok.. people.. you will not even bewoof me. I had the most amazing dinner. It had MEATBALLS!! There was other stuff too! (Sorry Gerry) I was like OH... MY... WOOFS! IT WAS WOOFERRIFFIC! Then I got to see my friends Larry and Sandy and Sandy gave me chicken. I am one happy pup. Now if only mom would feed me this good.....

Oh my woofs... my breakfast was amazing! And it was healthy sisser Brandi! I had a WHOLE chicken breast. What is a breas...
13/01/2024

Oh my woofs... my breakfast was amazing! And it was healthy sisser Brandi! I had a WHOLE chicken breast. What is a breast? Why is it so yummy. I ate it like a dapper dobie but I sure wanted to woof it down!
If you see brudder lurking make sure you tell mom. He is a rat and he keeps smelling my breath. I think he wants to steal my food!

I get so tired of waiting for mom so I walk myself home. As park security I need to always be on the loo.... SQUIRREL!
12/01/2024

I get so tired of waiting for mom so I walk myself home. As park security I need to always be on the loo.... SQUIRREL!

Well let me woof you about breakfast at my favorite Cafe. This morning was a 3 course meal presented beautifully by the ...
12/01/2024

Well let me woof you about breakfast at my favorite Cafe. This morning was a 3 course meal presented beautifully by the chef. I was enjoying looking at my lovely plate, but the droolies started so mom made me eat. I do have a question... isn't it customary to tip? Mom said p*eing is not tipping but I think she is crazy.

11/01/2024

Well sisser Brandi... today's breakfast was turkey. No hot dog, just turkey. I think Kevin's Cafe saw your post about my weight. Did I bring your Starbucks addiction up? Woof no! Now I am eating "healthy". Next will probably be a salad!

10/01/2024

My mom is such a slacker. She keeps forgetting her phone. How am I supposed to share pics of my food? I mean, this morning was a hot dog and a burger!!! Oh my woofs. It was amazing. Does anyone want to go to Kevin's Cafe with me? I am leaving mom at home. She said I ate like a toddler throwing a tantrum because I dropped a few pieces of food. I cleaned it up! Step back mom. I am the Dapper Dobie.

My brother hacked me. Don't listen to him. Oh my woofs ya'll! Guess what the Cafe had this morning. Was it eggs? Nope.. ...
08/01/2024

My brother hacked me. Don't listen to him. Oh my woofs ya'll! Guess what the Cafe had this morning. Was it eggs? Nope.. was it pancakes? Nope. It was BACON!!! Oh my woofs! I told mom no pics please. I was drooling and that is not pretty on a dapper dobie.
Today I am watching how mom needs to save her money for my kibble and treats. Although she needs to step up the toy game. I only have 13 toys here. HELLO.... I am a dobie! I need toys!

08/01/2024

STOP FEEDING THE DOG! The Kat is hungry too.

Now to play with my toys and my chew chew. Thank goodness the cat is asleep. He tries to steal my Chews! Older brudders ...
08/01/2024

Now to play with my toys and my chew chew. Thank goodness the cat is asleep. He tries to steal my Chews! Older brudders are so rude.

Oh my woofs! I have to tell you about my day. First, brother Matt played with me. Then they had to go home so I kept the...
08/01/2024

Oh my woofs! I have to tell you about my day. First, brother Matt played with me. Then they had to go home so I kept the house safe from squirrels while mom and dad were gone. Then the Cowboys won!! So I went outside to do my woofer thing. I took the latest DQ (doberman Q) magazine and went to the back when it happened. Mom lost me! She is so lame! She couldn't find me so she started walking around the park calling me. I went by the Bronco and was like what the woof! How could you lose the dapper dobie??? She finally found me and took me to the Cafe for dinner. I even got my favorite dish!!! Hot dog bay beeeee!

At Kevin's Cafe it is all about presentation. He knows how to make this woofer drool!
07/01/2024

At Kevin's Cafe it is all about presentation. He knows how to make this woofer drool!

I stopped off for post breakfast treats with my favorite Ms Ruth. She woofs me!
06/01/2024

I stopped off for post breakfast treats with my favorite Ms Ruth. She woofs me!

Kevin's Cafe is back open! He deserted me to see "family " for 2 days. I almost starved but now he's back!
06/01/2024

Kevin's Cafe is back open! He deserted me to see "family " for 2 days. I almost starved but now he's back!

Mom is such a woofer. She didn't let me post my dinner pics last night! How are people supposed to know how wooferful my...
31/12/2023

Mom is such a woofer. She didn't let me post my dinner pics last night! How are people supposed to know how wooferful my fave Cafe is??? So I stole her phone. Dinner and breakfast pics. The staff is amazing! 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾

Another fun night with my JJ
30/12/2023

Another fun night with my JJ

29/12/2023

I have found a new cafe that serves dobies. And guess what? It is right here in the park! Today's breakfast menu was roast complimented with hot dog and string cheese. Mom is a loser because she wouldn't take a pic, but it was beautifully plated. I give it 5 paws. And the chef is amazing!

I told Santa to bring brother dirty socks.
09/12/2023

I told Santa to bring brother dirty socks.

Waiting to see Santa Paws!
09/12/2023

Waiting to see Santa Paws!

29/04/2022

Well... it's Friday and mom forgot to give me my cookies. She thinks I didn't notice, but I did. Wait until that rabid squirrel comes around and I "forget" to protect her. Maybe she will think twice about my morning cookies! I hope cousin Bentley doesn't have to suffer the way I do!

Dear woofery, I don't know what was in the ham Monday night but woooofy! I slept like a puppy! Mom took my picture yeste...
27/04/2022

Dear woofery,
I don't know what was in the ham Monday night but woooofy! I slept like a puppy! Mom took my picture yesterday and I couldn't even protest. So I took a swoofy today to make up for it.
Anywoofs, mom gave me cookies and chicken this morning! And Ms Ruth gave me treats too! Brudder Dude just gave me attitude. I wish mom would leave him outside! He is so rude! You know what he called me??? A MEOW MEOW! What the woof??? He should be grounded.
Wait.... do I hear a cheese wrapper? Well, gotta run!
Bye dear woofery!

Found this gem....he had the cutest ears!
25/04/2022

Found this gem....he had the cutest ears!

Dear woofery, OHMYWOOFS!! This morning I was out on my usual squirrel security walk and guess who I saw? MS RUTH!! Ok, m...
25/04/2022

Dear woofery,
OH
MY
WOOFS!!
This morning I was out on my usual squirrel security walk and guess who I saw? MS RUTH!! Ok, mom said I dragged her over there and made Ms Ruth come out to give me treats. Whatever mom!! You see it your way and I see the woof.
Anywoof, I got treats and ear scratches and I found out if you wink at her you get more treats!!! Tonight I am going to see my girlfriend and wink at her. Maybe she will let me have yummy food out of the big white box!! Oh my woofs! I better take a nap to get ready!

Dear woofery, You are never going to bewoof this. There I was outside on the back patio saving mom from rabid squirrels...
23/04/2022

Dear woofery,

You are never going to bewoof this. There I was outside on the back patio saving mom from rabid squirrels and I was thirsty. Mom had a nice, cold beverage and she wouldn't give me a drink! Now that is some woofsh*t if you ask me! I drink beer with the guys, but save mom from a squirrel and I get nothing! I tried the cute puppy eyes and everything!
Wait.....
Rufff???
Oh my woofs! She gave me a drink!!! Best mom ever.
F
Goodnight dear woofery

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