Fort Sask Coyotes

01/01/2025

How much champagne is “just right” for coyotes?

30/12/2024

ISO coyote earplugs.
Would like them in time for New Year’s Eve fireworks.

28/10/2024

Creepy Coyote ran out of Halloween costume ideas.
We welcome all suggestions.

19/10/2024

Get those carrots out of the garden, or their fate is in our hands!

27/08/2024

It’s back-to-school time. Please slow down and pay attention to coyotes, children, critters, and all crosswalks. Be careful out there.

05/07/2024

You can keep the dill. We want the carrots!

16/06/2024

Happy Father’s Day to all of the Dad coyotes out there … and our 19 subspecies.

11/05/2024

Lynx = cat = enemy, but in this case Mediator Coyote suggests we put our differences aside and welcome Hunter into the fam. Cool One Coyote just grabbed a brew.

27/03/2024

We’re here for the battle! Awoooooo

🐾🚨 Breaking News: Coyote Edition! 🚨🐾

Starting this week and until around mid-April, don't be surprised if you spot some unusual morning trail users and their furry companions along the River Valley trail system behind Cranston Place. No, it's not the latest fitness craze — it's our professional coyote hazing team in action! 🏃‍♂️🐶

What's Happening? To keep the Fort as the preferred habitat for humans and pets and NOT COYOTES, trained professionals with their talented dogs are patrolling our area. They're here to kindly persuade our coyote neighbours to look for real estate elsewhere.

📅 When? This week (for about 2-3 weeks)
📍 Where? The River Valley trail behind Cranston Place, extending eastward.
👀 Expect: Early morning and evening patrols, but these dedicated individuals (and dogs!) might make guest appearances throughout the day.

This initiative is part of the City’s commitment to ensuring the safety and happiness of both our two-legged and four-legged residents.

alberta.ca/coyotes

23/03/2024

Does anybody have the Easter Bunny’s cell number? We have a couple of questions for clarification.

21/03/2024

Spring is just around the corner … maybe. You won’t see our tracks and we won’t be searching too hard for food, but we will be listening to people complain about yardwork.

14/01/2024

When we see fur hats in this weather, we look away.

31/12/2023

This 123-123 thing is getting under my paws.

20/12/2023

For Christmas, buy us anything that belongs to a food group.

25/11/2023

We do own the place!

A Facebook group says the behaviour of coyotes is becoming more aggressive. CTV News Edmonton's Nahreman Issa reports.

02/11/2023

Halloween is over. Time to put away the human costumes for another year.

25/10/2023

We received a message stating that our page contains “offensive and inflammatory” comments. Luckily we don’t understand human languages.

08/10/2023

Happy Thanksgiving! We like our turkey rare.